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A snail can sleep for three years
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match
Our eyes are always the same size fro birth,
but our nose and marsrover stop growing
It' s illegal to drink beer out: of a bucket
while you' re sitting on a curb in . Louis
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User avatar #2 - tragono **User deleted account** (12/05/2012) [-]
WRONG.
Our eyes DO grow. But they stop growing at 12.
User avatar #3 - Viggiator (12/05/2012) [-]
your nose and ear do stop growning.. thats a myth.
User avatar #15 - Harkonnen (12/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
the eye one is wrong. Why do you think people that need glasses usually don't find out until their teens? because their eyes haven't grown into their final shape yet
User avatar #5 - vorigito (12/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I thought drinking alcohol on the street was illegal any way you do it.
#25 - justtocomment (12/06/2012) [-]
>Lighter is only older than modern-day friction-ignition matches. Matches date back to ancient China.
>Eyes grow until early childhood.
>Public intoxication is illegal most places.
#30 - apollyonyagami (12/06/2012) [-]
In my town it's illegal to rape an unconcious person. ******* laws.
User avatar #21 - darklit (12/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Im pretty sure when you die your ears and nose stop growing...
User avatar #1 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (12/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
That match lighter is very interesting. Do you have sauce? For some cigars I prefer a torch that adds little to no flavor, and sometimes I like a cedar match to add a woody flavor. For cigarettes I almost always use a lighter, but that match taste is nice on occasion.
#18 - I Am Monkey (12/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The eye one is wrong. My doctor won't give me laser eye surgery until I'm 21, because that's when your eyes stop growing. (If you got it done before then you'd correct it then they'd go bad again when they grow)
#37 - fuckingno (12/06/2012) [-]
** ********* rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at Pokemon **
User avatar #34 - zombifier (12/06/2012) [-]
WRONG.
Your eyes stop growing/changing in your early 20s (which is why you can't get eye surgery til you're 25, 21 for military)

matches have been around a ******* of time longer than lighters
User avatar #17 - dachief (12/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
It's also illegal to walk backwards and whistle while eating peanuts during a concert in New York.
#22 to #17 - anonymous (12/06/2012) [-]
it's illegal to walk backwards, whistle and eat peanuts while shooting orphans in pretty much everywhere
User avatar #24 - foopah (12/06/2012) [-]
So that explains why old peoples ears are ******* enormous.
User avatar #20 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (12/06/2012) [-]
I would not use the type of lighter you are describing. I use high pressure electric lit torches. I do understand that matches are complex, but it is the wood they are made of that tastes good. The match head has a very offensive taste and should always be burned away before lighting your smoking material.
#14 - maximusboy (12/06/2012) [-]
i mean the lighter match one isnt surprising. look at what is used to make each. the lighter is much more simple.
User avatar #12 - jacklane (12/06/2012) [-]
All of these are actually wrong. INB4 you say "no they're not!" and give some ****** reference... they are.
#11 - shadobeast (12/06/2012) [-]
I live in St. Louis, I can't wait...
#10 - largecat (12/06/2012) [-]
In 577 AD, besieged chinese citizens combined sulfur and small sticks of pinewood to start fires, since they were out of tinder during a siege. The currently patented match may have been produced after the lighter, but to say the match itself was invented afterwards is just plain lying.
#8 - anonymous (12/06/2012) [-]
St. Louis, known for the arch, BBQ, baseball, and beer. Now we can put funny beer laws on that list.
#4 - kves ONLINE (12/05/2012) [-]
That match lighter is ******* awesome where can i buy one
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