Not that Smart. Did not read those signs too well. gut MAYANS malaria I it rat BOMING.. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.
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Not that Smart

Did not read those signs too well

gut MAYANS malaria
I it
rat
BOMING.
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Submitted: 12/05/2012
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#2 - GenRELee (12/05/2012) [+] (4 replies)
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.
#1 - philo (12/05/2012) [+] (10 replies)
Actually they had a prophecy about, "Gods arriving from the sea on floating islands." and about how the Gods would have "beards and hair of fire" (redheads, gingers, etc.) and "sticks that breathe fire" or some **** like that.
Just look it up man. They treated the Spanish like Gods because these red-headed ************* looked a whole lot like the prophecies they had made in the past.
(Source: My US History course in college)
#21 - SirSheepy (12/05/2012) [+] (35 replies)
>implying the mayans ever predicted the end of the world
>implying the spanish killed the mayans.
>implying this joke isn't over used.
#119 - samio (12/06/2012) [-]
That's because
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
#125 - buthow (12/06/2012) [-]
The Mayans disappeared before the Spanish even arrived in the Americas.
User avatar #118 - pedospartan (12/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The Mayans can see the end of the world, but can they really see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
#68 - gentlemanscholar (12/06/2012) [+] (4 replies)
NOBODY
User avatar #71 to #70 - codyxvasco (12/06/2012) [-]
Hola.
User avatar #195 - eyeballfrog (12/06/2012) [-]
But could they predict why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
User avatar #128 - simonsayz (12/06/2012) [-]
funny thing is that they actually did...
User avatar #94 - nathanielcockburn (12/06/2012) [-]
haha funny because the spanish killed the aztecs not the mayans
#23 - wolfdogone (12/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
MFW the Mayan civilization disappeared long before the Spanish even had thoughts about leaving Spain
#201 - deathtwoalegend (12/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
The Spanish killed Montazuma and the Aztecs you *********
#200 - anonymous (12/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN IT’S TRUE

YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!
#218 to #200 - npfortytwo (12/06/2012) [-]
BUT CAN THEY SEE WHY KIDS LOVE THE TASTE OF CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH?
User avatar #164 - anteatereatingants (12/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixgc_FGam3s
#133 - occamsrazor (12/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
SURPRISE AND FEAR- ARE TWO! TWO OF OUR CHIEF WEAPONS ARE SURPRISE AND FEAR, AND RUTHLESS EFFICIENCY-ARE THREE, THREE OF OUR CHIEF WEAPONRY IS FEAR, SURPRISE, RUTHLESS EFFICIENCY, AND AN ALMOST FANATICAL DEVOTION TO THE POPE-AMONGST OUR WEAPONRY!!! AMONGST OUR WEAPONRY ARE DIVERSE ELEMENTS AS FEAR, SURPRISE, AND RUTHLESS EFFICIENCY-We'll come in again.
SURPRISE AND FEAR- ARE TWO! TWO OF OUR CHIEF WEAPONS ARE SURPRISE AND FEAR, AND RUTHLESS EFFICIENCY-ARE THREE, THREE OF OUR CHIEF WEAPONRY IS FEAR, SURPRISE, RUTHLESS EFFICIENCY, AND AN ALMOST FANATICAL DEVOTION TO THE POPE-AMONGST OUR WEAPONRY!!! AMONGST OUR WEAPONRY ARE DIVERSE ELEMENTS AS FEAR, SURPRISE, AND RUTHLESS EFFICIENCY-We'll come in again.
#81 - apods (12/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
no one expects the spanish inquisition
#35 - fornicatio (12/06/2012) [-]
As an organized society, the Maya never encountered the Spanish.
They entered a dark age hundreds of years before Columbus.
They were dispersed into many local tribes before they even met the Aztecs.
It was the Aztecs the Spanish encountered.
Learn to history.

TL;DR
good joke, bad basis.
#8 - anonymous (12/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
That's because no one expects the Spanish Inquisition.
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