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Women.... This is actually worth reading.. I was driving en Beach Boulevard behind an ancient guy in a beat up tnick: He decides to turn in front of me without

This is actually worth reading.

I was driving en Beach Boulevard behind an ancient guy in
a beat up tnick:
He decides to turn in front of me without a blinker.
I accelerate to swerve and avoid him, and this,
woman Jumps in front of my carwash her
hand up.
She proceeds to yell in my window, "Hey, slow down we
idiot!" I' m a , mellow guy by nature, I ignore
As I drive away, she yells, ". at me again. Twice? I
tum around and drive up next to her.
Do we have a prollem?" lash:
Yeah, why are yne driving like an idiot?"
l was driving like an idiot? How, exactly.‘
You were speeding. I watched you."
You were? I see. How did we measure my speed?" [Ever
l heard you."
So, yne measured my speed by ear?"
l can hear."
How fast did we HEAR me going?"
Look" she says, "I don' t have to take this. Here comes a
cop. I' ll wave him dawn.‘
THE POLICE? This inman is a trip. She waves him down,
and preceeds to tell him that she observed me speeding.
What happened?" he asks. him the story, and told
him that I accelerated to an indicated 33 mph [the speed
limit is 35} to avoid a collision.
Are those mufflers legal?" Ethel asks.
She' s pushing it. I reply, "l have a C. A. ll. B. exemption for
them." I give the paperwork's the cop.
She tries to find anither thing to screw me with. She
says "What about those big tires? They CAN' T be legal.‘ I
began feeling little overheated gears in the back of my
head start to turn.
These tires were available en the 1970 Boss 429, "l told
the cop," Which makes them street legal as a
Ethel gets angry. She whines, "So ynu' re net going to
give out any tickets to this 'r'""""'?"
The cop says, "No, I am not."
I' about had it. So I say, "Sir, this woman told we
that she left the street at the cemen, and she met up
with my car here. According to Title 39, pedestrians
have to cmas the street at a right angle. This inman
admitted she creased at a angle, which is a
marketable offense."
What?" The cop looks cinfused.
Also, she told we that she walked in frend of my car
to stop me. A citizen can' t detain sameone without
probable cause, under Terry v. Ohio tmy new favorite
case). Since she couldn' t measure my speed, she had
M probable cause to detain me. That is an indictable
The cop says, "But, I didn' t see any of this."
But," I said, "l did, and, as an officer of the Court, I can
demand her arrest. I' ll agree to dismiss the Illegal
Detention charge, but leant her cited for not cussing at
a right angle and Hazardous Conduct on a Public Street.‘
The cop called his Lieutenant, and after the cop told the
story, he authorized the summonses.
She went home with . 09 we rth of traffic tickets, and
they are worth a total of four points against her license,
as well as the appropriate insurance surcharge!
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
#7 - zaywoot
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#1 - jimmynutz
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and to think, I almost tldr'd you
#28 - orangepikmin
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User avatar #10 - halbeardy
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America,...so free you have to cross the road at a certain angle
User avatar #20 to #10 - ohemgeezus
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You know that a cop can ticket you for spitting on the ground? Also, I think you're actually retarded, no where did it say you have to walk at a perfect angle, just that you have to cross the street at the right angle FROM one side of the street TO the other, i.e. using a crosswalk. Based on the story, the woman was at a possible crosswalk and ran across the street at the 45 degree angle
User avatar #13 to #10 - traelos
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>Implying that all laws are enforced
User avatar #11 to #10 - fauxshores
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Thats like saying, "So free, you cant drive 150 MPH"

Its a safety law, and its not really that restricting.
User avatar #14 to #11 - beffen
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I'll be honest, I've always wondered about that law. Over here there's no law against where you cross the road or at what angle, it's just really stupid not to use the crossings. I hear about people getting run over but not once have I heard "If only they'd crossed at a right angle..."
User avatar #15 to #14 - fauxshores
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They dont make crosswalks at anything other than right angles because we're not completely retarded. A right angle is the fastest and most efficient crossing, and not crossing on the cross puts pedestrians and drivers at risk of collision
User avatar #21 to #15 - mcatheistnuggets
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There is a crosswalk in my town that is at a 45 degree angle, but it goes from the end of a sidewalk to the other side which continues in another direction.
User avatar #122 to #15 - beffen
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Oh I wasn't disputing the use of crossroads, I was referring to when there isn't a crossroad nearby and you have to cross over, I work in a shop on one side of the road and there's a food store where I get my lunch on the other side, a little further down the road. There's usually traffic at lunch to the point where it's almost at a standstill, but the nearest crossing is a fair way down the street and it's just easier to cross at an angle between the cars rather than walk all the way down, wait, cross, walk back, then do it again on the way back to work. I can see the whole safety reasoning behind it, but I've never understood why there needs to be a law for it, when over here in England without that law, it doesn't seem to make that much of a difference.
Just a thought I guess.
User avatar #123 to #122 - fauxshores
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Fair enough i suppose. Our government feels the need to keep people from being stupid though.

"Dont cross the street, there are cars" "When you take food out of oven it is hot"

It may not be necessary, but there are some incredibly stupid people out there.
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User avatar #92 to #83 - madjackwack
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do you want a medal?
#94 to #92 - wetcuntjuice **User deleted account**
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#113 to #94 - ANONpirate
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will a burger do in lieu of a cookie?
#114 to #113 - wetcuntjuice **User deleted account**
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#118 to #114 - ANONpirate
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#106 to #83 - officechair
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#88 to #83 - tredbear
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User avatar #86 to #83 - odytoboman
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...I'll be damn. That's 11 alright.
#100 to #83 - blackswat
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only medal i have im sorry but you earned something atleast
#111 to #100 - ANONpirate
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here you go. OP can have one too...
User avatar #105 to #83 - Marker
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Someone actually provides proof with the infamous "11 times" picture.... Well I'll be damned....
User avatar #89 to #83 - PrismaLowell
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I like how it actually adds to 11
#101 to #83 - audioclave
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That actually was 11.
That actually was 11.
#12 - traelos
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#3 - chixla
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You Deserve a Thumb, and i even did the stupid captcha for you
#50 to #3 - anon id: 52395085
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too bad he isnt OP
User avatar #30 - ayebro
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better call Saul
User avatar #4 - hootini
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old but still thumb worthy
#2 - veryinteresting
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amazing. my hero.