Embarrassing Bathroom Experience

e be 12
e staying at cousins house while folks are away for a few days
e dont like mapping in other peoples toilet
e hold it till stomach feels all explody
e sprint to upstairs bathroom
e sweet baby jesus of nazereth thats better
e stand up, look down at bowl
e holy hell. Nicknamed them ‘l‘ atone and bobbin'
e try to hush
e nope, jpeg
e run and tell uncle toilet is blocked
e he comes in and tries
e nope, jpeg
e brings in the old mop and tries to beat it down
e 20 minutes later it leaves
e think its over
r: goes downstairs
e downstairs toilet blocked aswell
mm i blocked 2 toilets with one crap
mm i lost my face in that great shitting incident that made my uncle rage beyond rage