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Why did the chicken cross the road?
DR. PHIL : The problem we have here is that this chicken
won' t realize that he must first deal with the problem on THIS' side of the
road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road.
What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he' s acting by not taking
on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding ‘NEW problems.
PRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having
problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of
having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take Falls, which is a part
of life, I' m going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across
the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens
EARGE W. BUSH : We dont really care why the chicken
crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the
road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle
around here.
ll - OLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see
the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...
DR SEUSS : Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it
with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I' not
been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY : To die in the rain. Alone.
GRANDPA : In my day we didn' t ask why the chicken crossed
the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was
good enough.
JOHN LENNON : Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing
roads together, in peace.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
only cross roads, but will lay eggs, f' ile your important documents, and
balance your chick book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of kchicken.
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LAERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or
did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken.
What is your definition of chicken?
3- I COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
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User avatar #1 - airguitar (05/15/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Quote from Wikipedia:

"George W. Bush declared war on terrorism in 2001, the only president to declare war on a strategy"
User avatar #68 - JimiHendrix (05/16/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris: If you saw me coming you'd cross the damn road too
User avatar #86 - holycrapiliektoast (05/16/2010) [-]
MARTIAN LUTHER KING JR.: i believe chickens can cross the road freely without their intentions being questioned or being discriminated because of their breed
#85 - anonymous (05/16/2010) [-]
PETA: ANIMAL CRUELTY! SOMEONE WAS FORCING IT TO CROSS THE ROAD!
User avatar #18 - DesireBros (05/16/2010) [-]
In eChicken 2007 there could be instead of internet explorer a internet eggsplorer
#183 - anonymous (05/16/2010) [-]
in soviet russia road crosses chicken.
User avatar #62 - Dumbledore (05/16/2010) [+] (2 replies)
To solve such a mystery, Harry, you must go seduce the chicken's wife so that we can complete the missing piece of the memory. We must dive into the past so that we can understand the true nature of the chicken and find the vital information on destroying it.
User avatar #149 - Thatonedude (05/16/2010) [-]
i soviet russia road crosses chicken
#91 - thedemotivator **User deleted account** (05/16/2010) [-]
why did he chicken cross the road???

to get away from all the hungry *******
User avatar #76 - shadowbolt (05/16/2010) [-]
I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road, without their motives being questioned! - Martin Luther King Jr.
#61 - TheHatElf **User deleted account** (05/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Oprah would've eaten the chicken before it crossed the road.
User avatar #53 - asdl (05/16/2010) [-]
Obama: the chicken crossed the road because the chicken wanted change!
#126 - grandslammer (05/16/2010) [-]
tiger woods: is that chicken free tonight?
User avatar #125 - bigken (05/16/2010) [-]
i read the dr phil one in his voice
User avatar #98 - ProSyndicate (05/16/2010) [-]
Why did the chicken cross the road you ask?
To make you ask questions...
User avatar #102 - Hagenite (05/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Ed: I love chickens!
#82 - TheGmeister **User deleted account** (05/16/2010) [-]
Conolel sanders one made me laugh. =D
#72 - anonymous (05/16/2010) [-]
in soviet russia road cross you
User avatar #60 - ScottishPirate (05/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)
read it in everyone's voices
User avatar #21 - durkadurka (05/16/2010) [-]
Lol @ did I miss one.
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