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#5 - mattdoggy (12/05/2012) [-]
>decide to go on family trip to Canada to visit Canadian step parents family
>this is a mistake
>get there and feel like i'm on another planet
>it is INSANELY different from Florida
>bottles are all different, money is all in coins, they all say Aboot and hoose
>thismustbehell.jpg
>after 5 days ive almost lost my mind
>the mention they need some stuff for cooking and i'll say i go
>all is going mostly well and i am thinking it's all good
>i ask where they keep the milk jugs
>"the who whats aye?"
>"your milk jugs, or cartons"
>we ain't got those aye. All we gots da bags don't cha know"
>b....bags?
>i buy the bag of milk, looking at it like it was a part for an alien space ship
>i get back to the house, they can tell i'm visibly shaken
>asked what's wrong
>"i don't want to talk about it...."
>they ask me to pour the milk into the bowl
>i guess i'm suppose to open it like a cereal bag and
>milk is everywhere....
>pic related, it's the Canadians' faces when
>when i got home i cried when i saw a jug of milk
>they didn't know how happy i was to see Milk held in a jug
>God bless America
User avatar #593 to #5 - ninjatacos (12/06/2012) [-]
c'mon dude, don't cry over spilled milk
#592 to #5 - bknob (12/06/2012) [-]
Where in 						****					 did you go in Canada? I live in Alberta and I've actually never even seen bagged milk, or heard people say "aboot" or "hoose". I'm a Canadian and even I'd be scared of all that..
Where in **** did you go in Canada? I live in Alberta and I've actually never even seen bagged milk, or heard people say "aboot" or "hoose". I'm a Canadian and even I'd be scared of all that..
#469 to #5 - flappypenguin (12/05/2012) [-]
MFW "we ain't got those aye. All we gots da bags don't cha know"
MFW "we ain't got those aye. All we gots da bags don't cha know"
User avatar #403 to #5 - canadafag (12/05/2012) [-]
What a hoser, eh?
User avatar #324 to #5 - Krystoking (12/05/2012) [-]
I've lived in Canada all my life, I have yet to meet someone who says "aboot" or "hoose".
User avatar #227 to #5 - thedungeonmaster (12/05/2012) [-]
I'm from canada and i've never seen bagged milk in my life
User avatar #133 to #5 - wooyoungkim (12/05/2012) [-]
From Canada, used to live in Korea before I moved there. I think it's stupid that you didn't use a holder to hold the bagged milk.
#54 to #5 - tenthousndfists (12/05/2012) [-]
Uhm... Canadian here...

What ******* town did you go to that didnt have any cartons or jugs of milk?
User avatar #70 to #54 - rennat (12/05/2012) [-]
My exact thoughts. Western Canada hasn't seen this ******* .
#368 to #70 - opsbuttbuddy (12/05/2012) [-]
I don't think any part of canada has this ******* . OP is a lying faggot
#571 to #368 - anonymous (12/05/2012) [-]
Montrealfag here, Quebec has mainly milk bags, Only certain stores have milk jugs/cartons and even then they tend to be the tiny 1-litre jugs as opposed to a pouch of 3 2-litre bags.
User avatar #496 to #368 - mattdoggy (12/05/2012) [-]
It was somewhere in the eastern part. A few hours north and west of the falls, although i don't know where exactly.
Honestly had i not been there i wouldn't have thought they could be so stereotypical.
I think they might have played it up a bit for me but it was just as horrible as i described.
I can't describe how bad it felt to be there
and the worst part is i have to go back this Christmas
User avatar #558 to #496 - jellyneau (12/05/2012) [-]
There are bags of milk in eastern Canada. But there are still ******* cartons. OP is a liar.
#430 to #368 - greasychesticles (12/05/2012) [-]
Probably the east. No canadian says aboot except for the ******* labrafags
User avatar #164 to #70 - bulbakip (12/05/2012) [-]
always blame the frogs
#590 to #164 - ohemgeezus (12/06/2012) [-]
MFW reading all the canadian-gibberish words in reply to mattydoggy   
>frogs   
>labrafags   
>litre   
>milk bags
MFW reading all the canadian-gibberish words in reply to mattydoggy
>frogs
>labrafags
>litre
>milk bags
#17 to #5 - tylee (12/05/2012) [-]
>yfw bagged milk
#419 to #17 - anonymous (12/05/2012) [-]
What is this new dairy?
#460 to #419 - triggathepirate (12/05/2012) [-]
Anon you jew 						************					 you.
Anon you jew ************ you.
#11 to #5 - gangsterish (12/05/2012) [-]
I live in Tampa right now and go up to Canada every few years.

Canada ******* sucks
User avatar #9 to #5 - repostforlife (12/05/2012) [-]
I'm from Canada aye. and bagged milk is normal, you are meant to put it in the holder for it, it kinda looks like a pitcher in a way.
#12 to #9 - cadenzabrony (12/05/2012) [-]
but why not pour the milk into the pitcher instead of putting the bag in the pitcher?

or better yet, it could start off in a pitcher.
and it could have a narrow top, and a lid for ease of use.
User avatar #594 to #12 - nightmaren (12/06/2012) [-]
Milk's in bags here for a reason. It keeps it fresher and **** , and then easier to recycle.
User avatar #14 to #12 - repostforlife (12/05/2012) [-]
no you PUT the bag in it, to hold it, then cut a small corner to pour the milk out of it.
User avatar #15 to #14 - cadenzabrony (12/05/2012) [-]
but why not just pour the bagged milk into the pitcher?
the bag is unnecessary.
User avatar #46 to #15 - deathchain (12/05/2012) [-]
Pretend the milk bag is a vacuum bag and the milk-bag container is a vacuum cleaner. You use the bag until it can't be used anymore, and then swap it out for a new one.
#45 to #15 - drshkidz (12/05/2012) [-]
Because then you'd have to clean the pitcher every time you dense **** . I bet originally the concept was to do just that and someone who wasn't a raving ******* said "Hey, they've already got the god damn bags anyways and there's nothing else to do with them but sit in the recycling bin for a week (because other countries are more considerate in regards to the environment than "Murrica I suppose)."
It angers me that people have thumbed your useless ass up, it really does.
#575 to #45 - elcreepo (12/05/2012) [-]
Recycle bag- sits in the recycling bin for a week after use, no water/resources wasted   
Don't recycle bag- plastic lasts forever in landmine   
   
Recycle milk jug- sit in recycling bin for a week, no water/resources wasted   
Don't recycle- plastic lasts forever in landmine   
   
It doesn't honestly matter either way. America recycles milk jugs. Why am I arguing about this.
Recycle bag- sits in the recycling bin for a week after use, no water/resources wasted
Don't recycle bag- plastic lasts forever in landmine

Recycle milk jug- sit in recycling bin for a week, no water/resources wasted
Don't recycle- plastic lasts forever in landmine

It doesn't honestly matter either way. America recycles milk jugs. Why am I arguing about this.
User avatar #452 to #45 - primerpower (12/05/2012) [-]
ohgod i lost it at "raving ******* "
User avatar #16 to #15 - repostforlife (12/05/2012) [-]
it's weird to explain, you have to com from canada I guess for it to makes sense.
User avatar #7 to #5 - onceman (12/05/2012) [-]
Kiss the sun-kissed sand for me, I recently moved to Canada from Royal Palm.
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