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User avatar #160 - leanonwut (12/05/2012) [-]
This accurately describes how I masturbate.
#164 to #160 - yutakenusername ONLINE (12/05/2012) [-]
You die every time you masturbate?
#214 to #164 - N. Korean citizen (12/05/2012) [-]
Like a boss
#204 to #164 - anonyrnoose (12/05/2012) [-]
You don't?
#189 to #164 - oniguru (12/05/2012) [-]
reminds me of this day...
#205 to #189 - jdbbx (12/05/2012) [-]
I lost my shit at "My brother died this way and survived."
#177 to #164 - narwhalqueefs (12/05/2012) [-]
Every time I masturbate, many unborn children die. Think about it, one of them could be a celebrity. One could be the doctor that cures AIDS or cancer. One could make more money than me. But I still do it again and again, blowing a load of innocent babies into a tube sock, regretting nothing.
Every time I masturbate, many unborn children die. Think about it, one of them could be a celebrity. One could be the doctor that cures AIDS or cancer. One could make more money than me. But I still do it again and again, blowing a load of innocent babies into a tube sock, regretting nothing.
#182 to #177 - sladeeighttwoeight (12/05/2012) [-]
In all fairness, one of them could also be this guy.
#178 to #177 - yutakenusername ONLINE (12/05/2012) [-]
That's not necessarily true.. But we'll go with it.
#166 to #164 - leanonwut (12/05/2012) [-]
Every
Single
Time
#169 to #166 - leanonwut (12/05/2012) [-]
A piece of me dies every time I fap
User avatar #165 to #164 - reican (12/05/2012) [-]
he watches porn and get more excited until he realize it is so small, that he can't fap.
User avatar #173 to #165 - ManInKilt (12/05/2012) [-]
you mean until he realises that since he is OP, it is forever in some phillipino's asshole?
User avatar #175 to #173 - reican (12/05/2012) [-]
nah, im not on these ( op is a fag) overused joke
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