Newspaper Ad.

EVERY.

PART

Who keeps sending us these things?!

WE DON'T EVEN WANT THEM!

if you dont want them, then can i have them?

Can we share?

fine then.

I think that one was discontinued. Does this one count even though it's not a dragon?

What kind of soda is that? It looks delicious but I just can't seem to identify it with the logo blurred.

That looks like 7-UP to me

it doesnt matter. we shall have sex.

God damn, those are huge, even more horrible is that I hear it's mostly men who buy these...

Also, this is the lube sold on the website. It cums in clear or white.

Gimme six bigass drums of that shit, and one overpass over a highway. We're gonna have fuuuuuuuun...

And here he is again. I have some more pics but we can check them out another day.

Somehow I'm ok with this.

Most people on FJ are.

k.

Oh, this thread again.

Ive been spreading this across FJ for a while now. And it seems like its working hehe.

Wat.

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF THESE!?!?!?

Dammit, so you're the guy who posted this.
I fucking rolled this pic.
Ended up have a slightly normal conversation with someone about it.

Yup thats me!

It also got me 34 thumbs.
So, yeah...
Thanksman.

My pleasure to spread the word of dragon porn.

Okaaaaaayyyyyyy......what's with all the dragons fucking cars?

I DONT EVEN KNOW ANYMORE!!!

That was all of them.

You sick fuck, lol

Im sorry, but ive been on /b/ for to long.

BUT WHY ARE THEY ALL FUCKING CARS!

i sadly dont get it

Mfw there are more pictures and is a reoccurring theme a long time ago in a galaxy far away

4chan.........dont ask

You can't be for too long there.

you were the one who came all the way down !!

from?

/b/ a long, long time ago.

MFW I got to this part of the comments

What's up my man!

can't do that man! the red dragon and I have an agreement!

This right here is what you will need:

>Map of all dragon burial sites.

Oh, whoopdee doo, I happen to have one right here!

Yeaah... Skyirim is a joke.

No really, Monster Hunter is the Ninja Gaiden of action RPGs.

honestly, i found it got boring pretty fast, i watched someone play it. (inb4 playing an watching are different, i find Persona 4 fun after watching nearly half the game) everybody has their tastes.

Gets so boring.

Monster Hunter is one of those games that take a lot of time to really understand its genius. I rage quit and didn't play it for 2 months after I couldn't beat my first Royal Ludroth in MH3. Also, you can't find much actual challenge in the first 150 hours in most of Monster Hunter games, that's basically a tutorial for the real game. I guess the problem here is you're not a devoted gamer.

you say i'm not a devoted gamer because i don't want to wade through 150 hours of gameplay to get a challenge? if i find a game i like, i play the ever loving shit out of it, but that game doesn't look like something i would enjoy. My tastes are different than yours, that doesn't make me what you accuse me of being.

I understand what you are saying, that's the same thing as some people listening to Justin Bieber or Green Day and some people listening to Mozart or Opeth. Listening to Opeth and Mozart takes a shitload of time but rewards you with that feeling of accomplishment when you are finally finished. Listening to Justin Bieber and Green Day is just listening to music, nothing more, nothing less.

seeing MS3 as classical? no. using JayBeebs and GD? no.

No, I see Monster Hunter more as Dream Theater or Opeth (or maybe even some of the symphonic bands like Trans Siberian Orchestra or power metal bands because of the dragons) since it's a newer game but still is progressive and complex. Skyrim would probably be Green Day, everyone knows it, but the average playing time of all the people that tried it out is 2 hours. Skyrim is nothing special, just hyped up as fuck.

but monster hunter isn't special either, and comparing it to great classical music is not right. I like listening to classic, it isn't hard to listen to and you don't get this "feel of accomplishment. All you really are saying in essence is: "my tastes are better than yours."

I compared it to modern classical influenced progressive music. No, it's not hard to listen to passively listen to bits of classical music. When listening to classical music (especially stuff like Beethoven, Wagner or Berlioz) you need to take some time to actually understand why the composer made it that way. You don't listen to Symphonie fantastique saying "oh yeah, it's a great tune, it's nice to listen to while cooking". You actually sit those 50 minutes listening to the music and trying to follow the storyline. After that, you repeat but this time paying attention to details you didn't notice the first time. But if we're gonna put Monster Hunter and classical in the same sentence - Monster Hunter's soundtrack is some of the best neo-classical music 'til date, I'd even comapre it to the Nobuo Uematsu FF soundtracks.

again, there are better musical scores from games out there, monster hunter isn't as special as you make it out to be, all you want to do is make it seem like your taste is better. Nothing else.

Your arguments are the equivalent of "I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALALALA".

i hear you, but i'm pointing out that you have done nothing but try to buffer up an average game to the point of being the best around. you compare it's soundtrack to classical music. you fucking accuse me of being a non-devoted gamer, and then you say skyrim (which has a shitload of mods on pc that can make the game feel like new every time, see oblivion mods) shitty music such as green day or jbeebs.

TL;DR monster hunter is an average game, get over it.

Monster Hunter's soundtrack is neo-classical music. Its soundtrack was recorded by the Prague Philharmonic Orchestra unlike most games that use samples. There are 3 official Monster Hunter soundtrack remixes done by guitar players, jazz bands and one dance compilation. In Japan more people will come to a Monster Hunter concert (yes, there are orchestras that play whole sets of Monster Hunter music) than to a Justin Bieber concert. Monster Hunter is like crack to those people! I know, did you know there's a Monster Hunter mod for Skyrim? Skyrim is the videogame equivalent of Green Day? Why? I already explained that - it's extremely popular but no one really wants to play it more than 2 hours. Check it up on steam if you don't believe me. Of everyone here claiming to have played Skyrim, maybe 10% actually finished the game.

"In Japan more people will come to a Monster Hunter concert (yes, there are orchestras that play whole sets of Monster Hunter music) than to a Justin Bieber concert." duh. why do you keep bringing him back into this? he has literally nothing to do with the argument. and duh there is a monster hunter mod for skyrim, there's also MLP, pokemon, and most likely a Minecraft mod. "Skyrim is the videogame equivalent of Green Day? Why? I already explained that - it's extremely popular but no one really wants to play it more than 2 hours." and "Check it up on steam if you don't believe me." pc isn't the majority though, even though they do have a huge chunk of people that played it on there. "Of everyone here claiming to have played Skyrim, maybe 10% actually finished the game." i almost didn't want to go into this because it was just that stupid. if you mean finish the main quest, YOU DON'T HAVE TO! this game isn't linear. "neo-classical" new classical? i mean i understand that's the name of the genre but still, new classical is kinda an oxymoron. i play video games for the GAME not the MUSIC. while i agree music is an important part in a game, it's not important to the point of concerts and remixes.

Can't wait for Monster Hunter Tri Ultimate!

Right here is the only reason why I'm going to get a WiiU.

I was actually thinking of getting a 3DS because of MH4 but then I heard Ultimate will have online on the Wii U.

I love that picture,I killed a Deviljho just last night on Portable 3rd,got a Deviljho Gem.

Feels good mang

The only Devlijho I slayed was in MH3. The last quest I did in P3rd before my analog stick broke was the Thunder Gigginox. I really need to repair my analog stick...

LOL @ the image.
and sorry about your analogue stick bro. :(

analog*

I'm also hoping for an eventual Okami title for Wii U. The drawing element would adapt well to the tablet controller.

Also, a new Pokemon Snap. Use the tablet as a viewfinder/camera.

Pokemon

FUCKING

Snap

They'll probably do an HD remake like they did on the PS3. It would be nice to get a new Okami but seeing how the original sold badly even though it was one of the best games in the past 10 years it's not very likely.

Pokemon Snap would be awesome on the Wii U (not only because of the tablet, but because of the 650 Pokemon in full HD)!

I knoooow it's so tragic. Maybe Capcom will slap some sense into them, though.

Pokemon Snap U would be a long-ass game, even if they just tried to include like a third of the total pokemon. o.o

The first Snap title didn't include them all iirc they could just do what the first game did. -shrug-

gonna be fucking awesome.

when I saw your username...

fuck...

Aw shit, now I'm excited the The Hobbit movie again.

I'm ready! Where's the dragon, mate?

It's big and black and it's shaggin' yer wife!

chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/1494616
Looks like I found a pic of what happened (NSFW)

MORE ! please !

vore

On the one hand, one sexy dragon-lady...thing.
On the other hand, she's giant and looks to have a voracious appetite...

< My honest face when I saw that pic.

There are many breed of dragons. You can also go for Wyverns, but they tend to have trouble with handjobs

i really would like to mount her ..

'When they desire a mate, they will take to the skies and circle a large are...when they spot a man, they will initiate an "attack" by swooping down on the man. They will then pin the man with their strong legs and begin to ravish him. Afterwards, they will take the man back to their home and zealously copulate with him, their goal being to bear the man's children'

Wyverns have been known to be used as mounts
'...a wyvern's abrasive nature, their inclination to start fights, and their desire to straddle the knight once they themselves are straddled can make them difficult to manage'
'If a knight attempts to mount a wild wyvern, there will be a struggle about whom the superior is and who will be mounted. If you fail in your attempt to gain dominance, she will instead mount you everyday, squeezing out your semen as she rides you. A safer method than this is to attain a wyvern's egg and train her from a young age...'

TL;DR
Better be ready for her to get on top

Gotta get dat infomation

If dragons looked like this, I would be the first in line to $lay the dragon

I don't have that much in terms of SFW

last one

oh shit

god....fucking....damit Leeroy....first blackrock spire and now this raid? for the last time, you are not coming

wait what?