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dentists
why?
this is me. a dentist here 1 am at stompy.
eh yeah, epin
eh yeah, epin
your mouth
that leike like a had
filling jeh. and she
definitely deben' t brush.
is; that an early hale at
interresting..
eh yeah, epin
eh yeah, epin
your mouth
that leike like a had
filling jeh. and she
definitely deben' t brush.
is; that an early hale at
interresting..
...
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#2
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Stan Marsh (12/05/2012) [+]
(9 replies)
This is why i asked to be awake when i got my wisdom teeth pulled
#16
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Kekuchi (12/05/2012) [-] >Be grumpy dental student going to 6am clinic, A&E/Oral Surgery
>3rd patient of the morning walks in
>Easily 6ft 2 tall looks tough and angry and in serious pain
>Feel like crap coz I have to pull out two of his teeth
>Give him LA (anesthetic), everything is goin ok
>Start to work my way into socket, loosening tooth, gaining mobility
>1st tooth out, no probs, 2nd tooth taking longer
>Patient getting anxious, blood taste from oozing socket (from first tooth)
>Patient holds breath, I ask him not to and I start to push harder "BREATHE!!! Dont hold your breath"
>Patient looks like he is about to faint, reassure with words "ALMOST THERE"
>Patient farts
>Can't stop laughing while working
>Best extraction ever
>mfw
>3rd patient of the morning walks in
>Easily 6ft 2 tall looks tough and angry and in serious pain
>Feel like crap coz I have to pull out two of his teeth
>Give him LA (anesthetic), everything is goin ok
>Start to work my way into socket, loosening tooth, gaining mobility
>1st tooth out, no probs, 2nd tooth taking longer
>Patient getting anxious, blood taste from oozing socket (from first tooth)
>Patient holds breath, I ask him not to and I start to push harder "BREATHE!!! Dont hold your breath"
>Patient looks like he is about to faint, reassure with words "ALMOST THERE"
>Patient farts
>Can't stop laughing while working
>Best extraction ever
>mfw
#13
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giblets (12/05/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
This is sorta half related to a story of mine.
Before I start I should point out that I study Law.
>Be me
>Go to concert (Kids In Glass Houses in Manchester Oct. 2011)
>After concert walk to train station
>Dark road me and my bro
>Two men cross the road
>"Excuse me mate, got the time"
>My friend pulls out his phone
>They pull out a knife
>"Give us your phone"
>He hands over phone and wallet (they asked)
>Man with knife comes over to me
>Asks for phone
>My brain "Dude, he's totally doing a section 39 offence from the Criminal Justice Act 1988"
>Me "Wtf brain we're getting mugged stop that"
>Brain "Sorry bro"
>Me "I don't have one with me, sorry"
>Mugger walks off
>MFW
Before I start I should point out that I study Law.
>Be me
>Go to concert (Kids In Glass Houses in Manchester Oct. 2011)
>After concert walk to train station
>Dark road me and my bro
>Two men cross the road
>"Excuse me mate, got the time"
>My friend pulls out his phone
>They pull out a knife
>"Give us your phone"
>He hands over phone and wallet (they asked)
>Man with knife comes over to me
>Asks for phone
>My brain "Dude, he's totally doing a section 39 offence from the Criminal Justice Act 1988"
>Me "Wtf brain we're getting mugged stop that"
>Brain "Sorry bro"
>Me "I don't have one with me, sorry"
>Mugger walks off
>MFW
#12
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djpharaoh (12/05/2012) [-] Same thing with my cousin at a strip club during med school. He kept pointing out women who were pregnant at some point in life, had surgeries, iron deficiencies. Told him to wait in the fucking car.
#30
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tehweave (12/05/2012) [-] Happens to me all the time. I'm a filmmaker and I'm constantly judging pornos for their cinematography and editing.
I really shouldn't.
I really shouldn't.
