That's the english language for you!. . IF THE SOUND IN ENOUG_ H IS PROUNCED "F" 3: THE IN WEMEN MAKES THE SHORT "I" 3: THE TI IN NA" L" RON IS PRENOUNCED "SH"
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That's the english language for you!

IF THE SOUND IN ENOUG_ H IS PROUNCED "F"
3: THE IN WEMEN MAKES THE SHORT "I"
3: THE TI IN NA" L" RON IS PRENOUNCED "SH"
THEN THE WORD
IS PROUNCED JUST LIKE
WELCOME TO THE ENGLISH
LANGUAGE, ASSHOLE.
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Submitted: 12/04/2012
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#8 - finalkai (12/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
+12
#13 - amandatoddd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#19 - anonymous (12/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Who the **** pronounces 'WOman" as "WIMEN". You sound like a red neck when you do.

Don't be a redneck, children.
#20 to #19 - rheago (12/05/2012) [-]









Plural
User avatar #10 - Rockaman (12/05/2012) [+] (4 replies)
'The O in WOMEN makes the short ''I'' sound' - wut? Are you scouse or something? Its not wimin!
#11 to #10 - broorb (12/05/2012) [-]
for Queen's English, I'm afraid it's correct.
User avatar #3 - nogphille (12/04/2012) [-]
User avatar #22 - khazix (12/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
yea but, that's wrong.
User avatar #1 - Ironicide (12/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)
shut up and serve me my burger.
User avatar #7 to #2 - jprimes (12/05/2012) [-]
i'll have the ghoti sandwich please.
User avatar #21 - fenrir (12/05/2012) [-]
This was a dumb post.
#5 - Dstroyer (12/05/2012) [-]
I can count to Ghoughpteighbteau
#28 - carlosvonpedro (12/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
You silly americans cannot understand our gentlemanly dialect, hence you change words so they are easier to spell...
For example, favourite.
User avatar #29 to #28 - toguro ONLINE (12/05/2012) [-]
Colour as well - I don't understand why they took the U out but I doubt there's an explanation
#24 - diqface (12/05/2012) [-]
What I thought of.

Ghoti....Gotye....fish...

the **** is wrong with me?
User avatar #14 - auraguardian (12/05/2012) [+] (3 replies)
'O' in wOmEn is only pronounced as an 'I' because of the 'E'

In wOmAn it is pronounced 'O';

meaning that 'O' can only sound like 'I' with an 'E' two letters after it.
the same effect can not be carried out with an 'I' after the 'T' in ghoti.

Buzz Killington at your service.
#16 to #15 - anonymous (12/05/2012) [-]
I think that's the point he's making unless I've misunderstood. Showing how nonsensical the language is.
User avatar #6 - breakfastskippa (12/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Context.
#9 to #6 - anonymousditto (12/05/2012) [-]
Read the post above you and pretend that you don't know English for a sec... 						****					 is ridiculous
Read the post above you and pretend that you don't know English for a sec... **** is ridiculous
User avatar #18 - bosskiss (12/05/2012) [-]
that's just like the words tea, gay and aim

it's humanly impossible to pronounce them all in 1 fluent word
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