Winter Haiku

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#7 - djponee (12/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)

Looks like urine trouble.

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#66 to #7 - iliketires (12/05/2012) [-]

Goddammit car......oh wait.

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#12 - thelastgemini (12/05/2012) [-]

A haiku about getting out of bed in general...
ahem...

NO NO NO NO NO
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
NO NO NO NO NO

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#1 - jimboismynameo (12/04/2012) [+] (3 replies)

kill two birds with one stone.........pee yourself

warms you up and you no longer need to make that trip to the toilet

no relevant gifs or pics so here is a cheering crab

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#8 to #1 - steil (12/05/2012) [-]

but the pee has to evaporate sooner or later, so instead you freeze to death. Atleast you never have to pee again.

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#116 to #1 - saladtongsofdeath (12/05/2012) [-]

This is a haiku
Five syllables then seven
And five once again

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#11 - contradiction (12/05/2012) [-]

beginning sentence
intermediate sentence
concluding sentence

Did I do good?
<Pic unrelated

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#29 - infinitereaper (12/05/2012) [+] (5 replies)

This is a haiku
Five syllables then seven
And five once again

I'm the fucking master

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#87 to #29 - satrenkotheone (12/05/2012) [-]

Fuck I hate you
You are everything wrong
Fuck go and die.

Did I fail? Please don't kill me... and no personal hate or anything mate.

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#88 to #87 - satrenkotheone (12/05/2012) [-]

I hate to admit this but what is a syllable?

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#119 to #88 - infinitereaper (12/05/2012) [-]

A syllable is a unit of pronunciation having one vowel sound, with or without surrounding consonants. So the world "Go" has 1 syllable. The word "water" has 2 syllables. "wa" and "ter" The word "pacification" has 5 syllables, "pa" ci" "fi" "ca" "tion". What you wrote has: 4 syllables in the first line, 6 in the second and 4 in the third. Not a haiku.

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#120 to #119 - satrenkotheone (12/05/2012) [-]

Well it was close enough... well maybe not, just a half assed attempt on it really, I have no clue how to do haiku or other poems.

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#9 - phanact (12/05/2012) [-]

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#21 - mausbaus (12/05/2012) [+] (37 replies)

Did you say Haiku?
Bitch please. Mine are much better.
No challenge at all.

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#25 to #21 - TheFixer (12/05/2012) [-]

squish squash swing that slag.
im always right back at ya.
like my boomeraang.

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#26 to #25 - mausbaus (12/05/2012) [-]

Your attempt is sad.
It seems like I still lack a
Worthy opponent.

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#27 to #26 - TheFixer (12/05/2012) [-]

im not even trying.
ill have you know i stole the
past one from a show.

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#28 to #27 - mausbaus (12/05/2012) [-]

Stealing Haikus? Ha.
Come at me with your best shot.
I'll fuck your shit up.

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#30 to #28 - TheFixer (12/05/2012) [-]

You are taking this
Too seriously try and
Relax its all for fun.

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#31 to #30 - mausbaus (12/05/2012) [-]

Haiku creating
Is not just fun and games, son.
It's a way of life.

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#32 to #31 - TheFixer (12/05/2012) [-]

I am having fun.
Why are you not? we are not
Going to die relax.

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#35 to #32 - mausbaus (12/05/2012) [-]

It's sad that you think
I'm not having a good time.
Think you can keep up?

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#36 to #35 - TheFixer (12/05/2012) [-]

i dont think i can.
i was just about to go
to bed. so good night.

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#37 to #36 - mausbaus (12/05/2012) [-]

Goodnight my new friend.
Hopefully one day we'll meet
Again. Farewell, sir.

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#42 to #37 - eccleston (12/05/2012) [-]

You two are awesome.
Your haikus are very good.
Please, teach me, Tensai.

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#67 to #42 - N. Korean citizen (12/05/2012) [-]

TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO

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#94 to #67 - mausbaus (12/05/2012) [-]

You are a faggot.
Faggot faggot faggot fag.
Fag fag fag fag fag.

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#72 to #21 - Vpirate (12/05/2012) [-]

OH, YOU WANT HAIKUS?!

People in glass hous-
-es, shouldn't throw stones. Or mas-
turbate in the daytime.

Old peoples skin sag
Because it is being pulled
Towards the Underworld

There was a rainbow
On the day my grandma died
Fuckin lesbian.

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#83 to #72 - mausbaus (12/05/2012) [-]

Nice theft, may I ask
Why though? Can't you make you own?
Bye, Haiku Burnham.

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#85 to #83 - Vpirate (12/05/2012) [-]

I like you, you know Bo.

Cuz I suck at poetry

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#86 to #85 - mausbaus (12/05/2012) [-]

Someone polite on
Funnyjunk? This is quite odd.
Agreed, Bo is boss.

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#90 to #86 - Vpirate (12/05/2012) [-]

I have a massive Bo folder

He is my mascot

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#91 to #90 - mausbaus (12/05/2012) [-]

*Breaking from character*
I alternate between Zer0, The Doctor (David Tennant) and Red Spy.
Bo's fucking awesome, tho.

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#92 to #91 - Vpirate (12/05/2012) [-]

Tennant is best Doctor

And Bo is best comedian

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#93 to #92 - mausbaus (12/05/2012) [-]

*Still breaking character because fuck you*

You're pretty fucking cool, dude.

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#95 to #93 - Vpirate (12/05/2012) [-]

It's rare when I get to use this gif

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#96 to #95 - mausbaus (12/05/2012) [-]

Nice.

Here, have a Doctor.

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#107 to #103 - mausbaus (12/05/2012) [-]

Have a Tyler.

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#108 to #107 - Vpirate (12/05/2012) [-]

Tyler is awesome as well

But I prefer Eminem

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#71 to #21 - atkissonbr (12/05/2012) [-]

haikus are really fun
but sometimes they don't makes sence
refrigerator

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#84 to #71 - mausbaus (12/05/2012) [-]

I've only seen this
On here a total of four
Million times, brosef.

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#56 - garagesale (12/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)

>stay in bed
>have to pee
>dont get out of bed because of cold
>stay in bed and pee on self for warmth
>???
>ostrich?

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#82 to #74 - partonicus (12/05/2012) [-]

AYE YO GURL YOU WANT SOME FUCK?!?!?!

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#76 - theugandanhero (12/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)

*Toilet Poem*
Here I sit,
Broken hearted,
Came to shit,
but only farted

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#80 to #76 - dikslapping (12/05/2012) [-]

But earlier I took the chance and shit in my pants.

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#77 to #76 - tylerconnell (12/05/2012) [-]

Oh angry grandpa, lord knows how many times I watched that clip on youtube LOL

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#52 - shaftyface (12/05/2012) [-]

Thanks to Borderlands 2 I always read Haiku's in Zer0's voice.

Fuckin haiku's

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#20 - philo (12/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)

DON'T WANNA GET UP

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#3 - jlamb (12/05/2012) [-]

Let me help you with that

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#57 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/05/2012) [-]

good thing I have a piss fetish .....

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#55 - mostmodest (12/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)

Random Haiku,.
Haiku is awesome.
But sometimes it won't make sense.
Refrigerator.

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#110 - cerealisticbeing **User deleted account** (12/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)

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#50 - Poor (12/05/2012) [-]

Peeing your bed sucks.
but sometimes you can win this,
Just be like Bear Grylls.

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#117 - ayykuma (12/05/2012) [-]

My winter haiku:
It's so fucking cold
nigger, why am i outside
my balls shrivel up

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#115 - ianosity (12/05/2012) [-]

Just pee in bed. The warmth will make you feel better.

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#114 - ericbeagles (12/05/2012) [-]

And that is why central heating was invented. Well it probably wasn't invented for that specific reason, but I can imagine that was on the list.

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