big glass of nope. good morning. Finishing eff my {innit when somnething tickles my lip, innit {lawn to see a huge HOPE taking a dip. this is exactly the moment
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big glass of nope

good morning

Finishing eff my {innit when somnething tickles my lip,
innit {lawn to see a huge ******* HOPE taking a dip.
this is exactly the moment when i have Killed malt
ND. THIS CANNOT BE REAL. IT CAN' T EVEN. I DON' T EVEN
HAVE A TAG FOR THIS. NO. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS
HAPPENED or else my sanity will give way once and tor all.
NOPE.
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#11 - aaronthefknpanda (12/05/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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#16 - chaoscustoms (12/05/2012) [-]
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#2 - yunnie (12/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)
nuke it from space   
that's the only way to kill it
nuke it from space
that's the only way to kill it
#15 to #8 - doggstar (12/05/2012) [-]
i used a shoe once
#24 - swordwoman (12/05/2012) [-]
i just drank my coffee.
i just drank my coffee.
#21 - malizlewaa (12/05/2012) [-]
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#7 - soarinxdashie (12/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I quit
I quit
#1 - gentlemanpyro (12/04/2012) [-]
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#19 - nosleep (12/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
HOLY 						****					 NO
HOLY **** NO
#6 - nyankat (12/04/2012) [-]
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#27 - dannahammas (12/05/2012) [+] (6 replies)
User avatar #29 to #27 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (12/05/2012) [-]
Ok.... now this is... a priceless moment (look at comment above)
#3 - fixxxer (12/04/2012) [-]
*Checks their coffee cup*
*Checks their coffee cup*
User avatar #48 - denbdog (12/05/2012) [-]
CHEW IT FAGGOT
#34 - goldenpsyco (12/05/2012) [-]
Sorry to ruin the fun, But this is fake. Gogo scientist:

when spiders die, they typically curl their legs under them. Spiders don't possess muscles like that of insects and other animals, but instead what some would describe as some weird ass hydraulic system; fluid is forced to extremities, sort of like having eight penises for legs and getting boners instantaneously to walk around. So when a spider dies, its limbs essentially lose pressure and all sort of wind back up. Spiders suffering from dehydration will have trouble moving for this reason and sit in a similar fashion.

What is in the picture is either A) a plastic toy, or B) a spider that ******* drowned because it somehow lost its ability to scale porous surfaces, and its carcass sat their overnight to absorb the liquid.
User avatar #32 - supamonkey (12/05/2012) [-]
What would you rather have;
the spider-tea,
or the sour-toe cocktail - a drink in a Canadian bar where they put a preserved human toe in it, that you have to touch with your lips.
#26 - finalkai (12/05/2012) [-]
oh tumblr, you so silly.
#20 - johnnyferno (12/05/2012) [-]
NO I LIED I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.   
NOPE NOPENOPENOPENOPE SOOOO MUCH NOPE!
NO I LIED I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
NOPE NOPENOPENOPENOPE SOOOO MUCH NOPE!
User avatar #17 - imabser (12/05/2012) [-]
I would've been like "Oh...What a ******* idiot who drowns in a small coffee mug."
#10 - wutrudoin (12/05/2012) [-]
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