I don't see a goddamn Ferrari. subscribe to be part of the raffle to win 19000+ fj points. Lady: De yep smoke? Guy: Yes I do. Lady: How many packs a day? Guy: 3 I don't see a goddamn Ferrari subscribe to be part of the raffle win 19000+ fj points Lady: De yep smoke? Guy: Yes do How many packs day? 3
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I don't see a goddamn Ferrari. subscribe to be part of the raffle to win 19000+ fj points. Lady: De yep smoke? Guy: Yes I do. Lady: How many packs a day? Guy: 3

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Lady: De yep smoke?
Guy: Yes I do.
Lady: How many packs a day?
Guy: 3 packs.
Lady: How much per prick?
Guy: (;10. 00 per pack.
Lady: And how long have yep been smoking?
Guy: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack is (;10. 00 and yep have been smoking 3 packs a day
which puts yehr spending per month at EDD. In 1 year, it would have
been (;10, 800. Correct?
Guy: Correct.
Lady: If 1 year yep spend (;10, 800, net accounting fer in% tion, the past
15 years puts yehr spending tital at (;162, 000. Correct?
Guy: Correct.
Lady: De yep know fyou hadn' t smoke, that neener could have been put
in a stepmum interest sayings accepte and after accounting fer compound
interest fer the past 15 years, yep could have by new bought a Ferrari?
Guy: Oh. De yep smoke?
Lady: Ne.
Guy: Then where' s yehr fucking Ferrari?
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User avatar #8 - shinote
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(12/05/2012) [-]
I don't pay **** for cigarettes because I don't smoke. :D

Let's pay money for a piece of paper that we burn several times a day for no reason, yey :D
User avatar #10 to #8 - shinote
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Yes, I look down on smokers, because you are creatures that know something is hazardous, can cause cancer, emphysema and a dozen other health complications, not to mention pollutes, and causes health risks for those around you.

You take in all that information, and you still smoke, day after day after day, and you pay money for this item that is killing you.

Then think about the act itself, it's idiotic, you put your mouth on a roll of paper, and suck air through it as it's burning.

Wow so satisfying.
#12 to #10 - profarnsworth
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(12/05/2012) [-]
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
#73 to #12 - firesky
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#33 to #10 - mcroflskates
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1. Nicotine. Not just air. Gives you a rush, kind of a dizzy feeling.
2. Nicotine is highly addictive.
3. People start smoking for their own reasons. I'm not saying it's not stupid, and I'm not saying people didn't start because of a stupid reason like to look cool, but they started somehow. For me, it's a way to cope. I'd rather smoke than go out on a baby punching spree.
User avatar #17 to #10 - ningyoaijin
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I have no sympathy for those who decide to start smoking. They know the risk and what they're getting themselves into, so it's their own damned fault.

It's really hard to stop once you've started, but frankly they shouldn't have tried it in the first place.
User avatar #11 to #10 - icetre
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(12/05/2012) [-]
It is passive aggressively killing yourself. I dont want to be old.
User avatar #22 to #10 - playfaire
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Dude, you probably go day after day knowing full and well that you might get hit by a car. But you won't stopp walking will you? Looking down on others because they do something you don't like, eventhough it does not have any effect on your life at all?! Wow, that's just..sad.
User avatar #50 to #22 - ningyoaijin
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No, it's called "not being a selfish dick". It's natural to be concerned about the health of others even if it doesn't concern you. Also, walking comes naturally to humans and smoking doesn't.
User avatar #66 to #50 - playfaire
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Good point sir. What I meant was why the **** care about someone whom knowingly hurt themselves. If they know the risk, and they know the damage they're doing to their own bodies, I just don't care. If they like it, hey, that's their choice, and it's no reason to call them an idiot for it, like he did. Have nice day bro.
#36 to #10 - captaincabinet **User deleted account**
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#18 to #10 - anon id: da653b69
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I bet you also never drink, always only buy biological food. You dont drive a car because of the exhaust fumes and get plenty of exercise.
#30 to #10 - amandatoddd **User deleted account**
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#42 to #10 - tidussoul
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(12/05/2012) [-]
Can cause cancer?

Go to a ******* biology class for gods sake. Nothing can CAUSE cancer except radiation.
Not saying that smoking is good for you just stop giving false information or just copying false information.
Also there are also good things that smokers get. For example Reduced chance of developing dementia and lower stress levels.

Educate yourself before you talk next time.
#27 to #8 - neoexdeath
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(12/05/2012) [-]
Hey faggot! Yeah, you ya little pussy. I'll tell you right goddamn now this finely crafted smokeable tastes great, gets the ladies drippin' wet, and makes me just toxic enough to get the ******* gulls to back off. So calm your tits, and click the next button.
Hey faggot! Yeah, you ya little pussy. I'll tell you right goddamn now this finely crafted smokeable tastes great, gets the ladies drippin' wet, and makes me just toxic enough to get the ******* gulls to back off. So calm your tits, and click the next button.
#13 to #8 - anon id: 178a6299
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We spend money on a ton of **** we don't need to. Why do you buy soda when water is free? Because you like it. Same goes for smoking.
#29 - doctorhobo
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(12/05/2012) [-]
3 packs per day...
Suuuure
User avatar #65 to #29 - tulioandmiguel
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(12/05/2012) [-]
My greatuncle used to smoke like 11 packs a day, I saw the litter, it was disgusting, no wonder he died at his 50s...
He always had a cigar in his hand, and sometimes while smoking one he was already grabbing another, it was insane...
Soo 3 packs a day doesen't seem too far fetched at all...
User avatar #95 to #29 - kongalkohol
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..Is that Vladmir with a healthpotion..?
#45 - heartlessrobot
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$10 a pack? They better be unicorn jizz wrapped in gold lit with the hopes and dreams of orphans.
#59 to #45 - anon id: 8fe9d94d
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In Norway you have to pay around 13 dollars for a pack of 20 cigarettes
#68 to #59 - suppadood
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In Sweden we only have 19 cigarettes/pack. Have no idea why though, probably some money saving ********.
User avatar #71 to #45 - sexualpickle
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In Norway it costs about 50 dollars for a pack, I don't know for sure though.
User avatar #75 to #45 - SomeRandomPerson
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Because of stupid tax, a pack of regular 25 pack cigarettes can cost anywhere between 16-19 depending on where you get them from
#93 to #45 - lafuriaroja
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In NYC cigarettes cost AT LEAST $10 a pack.
In NYC cigarettes cost AT LEAST $10 a pack.
User avatar #94 to #93 - heartlessrobot
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Are they made out of unicorn jizz wrapped in gold and lit with the hopes and dreams of orphans?
User avatar #55 to #45 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(12/05/2012) [-]
I would pay $100 for what you just described
User avatar #58 to #55 - heartlessrobot
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Well, of course YOU would.





So would I.
User avatar #60 to #58 - sparkyoneonetwo
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who wouldn't??
#47 - herecomesjohnny
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3 packs a day.    
   
Of course.
3 packs a day.

Of course.
User avatar #83 to #47 - sweener
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Chain smokers do it a lot.
#31 - huszti
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when talking about packs, we are talking about this, right?
you could say goodbye to your leg soon when you smoke 3 of those packs per day. and are cigarette's really that expensive in the US? in germany they are 5€ (about $6,50) and that's the most expensive in europe (as far as i know, could be about the same price in scandinavia or UK, not sure)
User avatar #32 to #31 - flemsdfer
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Here it's about the same (Illinois, US) around $6 and some change.
User avatar #35 to #31 - roakfurt
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(12/05/2012) [-]
Depends on the state. In Michigan they're about $5 and up.
#37 to #31 - anon id: 57088f9c
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A pack in norway costs about 17 dollars, 100 NOK.
User avatar #38 to #31 - darthtomale
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in nyc packs of cigs come far more expensive commonly. up to 17 a pack.
#39 to #31 - anon id: 2b2949b5
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Nope my friend, france ask more, and uk even more
User avatar #43 to #39 - deadpoolxxx
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Here is Wisconsin they are usually $7 and up
#44 to #31 - anon id: 0625f6a9
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In the UK, a pack of 20 cigarettes costs about £7 (over 11 dollars). When I was in Armenia I was paying less than 2 USD for a pack of 20 Marlboro.
#46 to #31 - anon id: 4ab0a006
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In Alabama (in the southern United States for any out-of-country readers who don't know where it is), cigarettes range from $4.15 for a pack of Marlboro Red 72's to about six bucks for a pack of Newports.
User avatar #53 to #31 - psestabber
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In Texas they're around $5 a pack.
User avatar #70 to #31 - smokekusheveryday
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In America a pack of Marborlo cost about $9.25
User avatar #72 to #31 - sexualpickle
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Here in Norway it costs about 50 dollars for a pack I think.
User avatar #78 to #31 - aussiepridevil
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Ausfag here.

17-23 bucks for a pack of 30's here, but exchange rate and all makes it something like 8.50-10.50 euro?
User avatar #99 to #31 - kongalkohol
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here in Norway it cost 90 kroner, thats about 10 euro, so...yeah
#52 to #31 - jakols
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(12/05/2012) [-]
a pack of these ******* cost 20$ here in Norway,
and Ive been doing a little bit of calculating on this area...
so, if a Fairy ticket cost about 50$ from Kr.sand-Norway to Skagen-Denmark then im actually saving Money by taking the boat over to Denmark and buy 2-3 cartons of Cigarettes for 51$ per. Carton, that will last me a month instead of buying Cigarettes in Norway.

***** Expensive up here
#87 - jackisawsm
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(12/05/2012) [-]
They covered up the Sickipedia stuff? Probably to make people think they came up with it.



I'm on to you.
#89 to #87 - sheperdofthestars
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(12/05/2012) [-]
Is that a Rainbow Dash ponyhoof theme I spy?

Mah Zebra.
#90 to #89 - jackisawsm
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So far I'm switching between Rainbow dash and Pinkie pie.   
   
   
   
I have just realized that I don't have many Pony GIFs or pics, must gain some noa.
So far I'm switching between Rainbow dash and Pinkie pie.



I have just realized that I don't have many Pony GIFs or pics, must gain some noa.
#91 to #90 - sheperdofthestars
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I actually don't have a lot of pony gifs.   
   
I am ashamed...
I actually don't have a lot of pony gifs.

I am ashamed...
#5 - krazz
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its $17 a pack up here in northern Canada .....
And a beer is $7.50 ....
#16 to #5 - fuckyousix
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i steal ethanol from my lab chemical stores and inject it into my eyeballs - it's free
User avatar #20 to #5 - sonicg
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Here in colorado it can be anywhere from $2 to $7 bucks a pack.
User avatar #25 to #5 - darcandkharg
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Thats cause the stuff has to get flown to you, 6 pack and a pack of smokes cost around 10 bucks each in the middle of canada.
#26 to #5 - garygcaro
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$10 for a carton in Michigan, only if you roll your own. Then again, cartons are $3 each when deployed in Afghanistan.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Blarge **User deleted account**
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2.99 a pack in florida
#7 to #5 - gangsterish
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**** man, I pay 5 bucks a pack for the good **** in tampa fl
User avatar #76 - aussiepridevil
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10 bucks a pack, wow, i hate the australian government's tobacco policys, we have some real nice tobacco here but the tax and restrictions on smoking make it so hard to be a smoker, it's like 17 dollars for a pack of PJ gold 30's , i dont know what that means to you but here gold is just above mid strength and PJ is a nice brand.

a 50gram pouch of anything blue (mid strength) is 37 bucks (on average)

oh and the fact that there's plain packaging laws so every packet or pouch is covered in anti smoking advertisment's except for a small space at the bottom where it sais the brand and strength (blue/gold/red etc)

oh and you cant really smoke anywhere, like ANYWHERE. you're not allowed to smoke anywhere near shopping centers or schools or tafes, we have far and few between designated smoking areas, to top it all off the non smoking population treat you like a pariah, i have seen the true dark side of people when i started smoking, its crazy.

to top it off i hear they're making smoking illegal soon.
User avatar #61 - doctakfc
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in belgium, the cheapest pack is about 4 euros. you can also buy cheap (but ******* disgusting) rolling tobacco for like 2.70 euros.
User avatar #28 - Onemanretardpack
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It kind of irks me when I see commercials telling you what you could do with the money you save. I mean, it's not like it isn't going to go to other bills and ****...

...I hate being an adult..