I don't see a goddamn Ferrari. subscribe to be part of the raffle to win 19000+ fj points. Lady: De yep smoke? Guy: Yes I do. Lady: How many packs a day? Guy: 3
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Lady: De yep smoke?
Guy: Yes I do.
Lady: How many packs a day?
Guy: 3 packs.
Lady: How much per prick?
Guy: (;10. 00 per pack.
Lady: And how long have yep been smoking?
Guy: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack is (;10. 00 and yep have been smoking 3 packs a day
which puts yehr spending per month at EDD. In 1 year, it would have
been (;10, 800. Correct?
Guy: Correct.
Lady: If 1 year yep spend (;10, 800, net accounting fer in% tion, the past
15 years puts yehr spending tital at (;162, 000. Correct?
Guy: Correct.
Lady: De yep know fyou hadn' t smoke, that neener could have been put
in a stepmum interest sayings accepte and after accounting fer compound
interest fer the past 15 years, yep could have by new bought a Ferrari?
Guy: Oh. De yep smoke?
Lady: Ne.
Guy: Then where' s yehr ******* Ferrari?
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User avatar #8 - shinote (12/05/2012) [+] (20 replies)
I don't pay **** for cigarettes because I don't smoke. :D

Let's pay money for a piece of paper that we burn several times a day for no reason, yey :D
#12 to #10 - profarnsworth (12/05/2012) [-]
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
#29 - doctorhobo (12/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
3 packs per day...
#45 - heartlessrobot (12/05/2012) [+] (10 replies)
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$10 a pack? They better be unicorn jizz wrapped in gold lit with the hopes and dreams of orphans.
#47 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (12/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
3 packs a day.    
Of course.
3 packs a day.

Of course.
#31 - huszti (12/05/2012) [+] (17 replies)
when talking about packs, we are talking about this, right?
you could say goodbye to your leg soon when you smoke 3 of those packs per day. and are cigarette's really that expensive in the US? in germany they are 5€ (about $6,50) and that's the most expensive in europe (as far as i know, could be about the same price in scandinavia or UK, not sure)
#87 - jackisawsm (12/05/2012) [+] (3 replies)
They covered up the Sickipedia stuff? Probably to make people think they came up with it.

I'm on to you.
#5 - krazz (12/05/2012) [+] (6 replies)
its $17 a pack up here in northern Canada .....
And a beer is $7.50 ....
#7 to #5 - gangsterish (12/05/2012) [-]
**** man, I pay 5 bucks a pack for the good **** in tampa fl
User avatar #76 - aussiepridevil (12/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
10 bucks a pack, wow, i hate the australian government's tobacco policys, we have some real nice tobacco here but the tax and restrictions on smoking make it so hard to be a smoker, it's like 17 dollars for a pack of PJ gold 30's , i dont know what that means to you but here gold is just above mid strength and PJ is a nice brand.

a 50gram pouch of anything blue (mid strength) is 37 bucks (on average)

oh and the fact that there's plain packaging laws so every packet or pouch is covered in anti smoking advertisment's except for a small space at the bottom where it sais the brand and strength (blue/gold/red etc)

oh and you cant really smoke anywhere, like ANYWHERE. you're not allowed to smoke anywhere near shopping centers or schools or tafes, we have far and few between designated smoking areas, to top it all off the non smoking population treat you like a pariah, i have seen the true dark side of people when i started smoking, its crazy.

to top it off i hear they're making smoking illegal soon.
User avatar #61 - doctakfc (12/05/2012) [-]
in belgium, the cheapest pack is about 4 euros. you can also buy cheap (but ******* disgusting) rolling tobacco for like 2.70 euros.
User avatar #28 - Onemanretardpack (12/05/2012) [-]
It kind of irks me when I see commercials telling you what you could do with the money you save. I mean, it's not like it isn't going to go to other bills and **** ...

...I hate being an adult..
User avatar #85 - neutralgray (12/05/2012) [-]
Oh boy. I wonder how many comments below me are just filled with justifications for why it's all good to smoke.

Yeah, yeah, freedom of choice and all and do what you like, I agree with that... I just have the strangest feeling that beneath me is ********* about it.
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User avatar #74 - chafrador (12/05/2012) [-]
The guy is a ******* genius.
#41 - gritsreborn **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #40 - teefa (12/05/2012) [-]
People should be worrying about their health, rather than their money.
#34 - anonymous (12/05/2012) [-]
Germany the most expensive smokes in Europe lol. We in Denmark drive to germany to get far cheaper smokes.
User avatar #15 - imabser (12/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I prefer chewing tobacco. I use to smoke though.
User avatar #14 - TITTYFISH (12/05/2012) [-]
Don't care for smoking myself but this **** was funny
User avatar #9 - cocksmash (12/05/2012) [-]
I roll my own, or smoke it out of a pipe. Saves a tooon of money.
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