random shit. . Your earlobes are in line with your nipples. In Topeka, Kansas it is illegal to sing the alphabet on the street at: night. C) ves: t: 2500 people
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Your earlobes are in line with your nipples.
In Topeka, Kansas it is illegal to sing
the alphabet on the street at: night.
C) ves: t: 2500 people a year are killed
frsm using equipment made far people,
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Submitted: 12/04/2012
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#7 - simplescience (12/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)
It's HOT... in ToPEKA...
#15 - rainbowserpent (12/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I'm left handed...
And clumsy...
**** .
#33 - mtandy (12/05/2012) [-]
Wait, the longest underwater Monopoly game?   
Underwater Monopoly is a thing...?
Wait, the longest underwater Monopoly game?
Underwater Monopoly is a thing...?
#19 - snakefire (12/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
now normally when a law is passed, something happens beforehand justifies the law being passed.


what could have possibly happened that kansas said "OKAY **** YOU AND YOUR ALPHABET RIGHTS"
User avatar #37 - frenchgenocide (12/05/2012) [+] (5 replies)
In Oklahoma, it's illegal to kill a whale.
User avatar #40 to #38 - brothergrimm (12/05/2012) [-]
"your mom doesn't go there!"
" illegal to kill a whale."

wouldn't it be safest for her there?
#64 - awesomechardey (12/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Says "Left Power"










Raises right hand
#60 - hunterdubb (12/05/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure that as soon as the game of underwater monopoly began, it was already the longest.
User avatar #12 - CaptainKill (12/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I'm a little confused by the left handed one. Almost everything in our lives is made for right handed people. Guns eject on the right side, cars have the gear shift on the right (in most countries), most guitars are right handed, etc. So, saying left handed people die using right handed things is sort of obvious.
#66 - Pootering (12/05/2012) [-]
>mfw underwater monopoly
#8 - dartman (12/05/2012) [+] (4 replies)
you ****** !!! you stole all of those from weird [url deleted] and you even put them all in order you didnt even bother to mix them up
#14 to #13 - pituser ONLINE (12/05/2012) [-]
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#39 - vladhellsing (12/05/2012) [-]
Let's take a look at the global CDR (Crude Death Rate) for a minute. As of 2009, it stands at 8.37/1,000 (as in 8.37 deaths per year for every 1,000 people). I calculated the annual death rate to be about 8,363,201,912 (this is slightly more than the estimated population of 7 billion, but I didn't take into account the annual birth rate which compensates dramatically for the loss, as you can see).

Left-handed people consist of about 10% of the population, so there are about 836,320,191 left-handed people in the world. If 2,500 of these die from using tools "meant for right-handed people" then that's only a meagre 2.9% (I rounded it down).

What OP didn't take into consideration is the number of right-handed people also killed by tools meant for them, which I guess would be a higher percentage. So chillax, Lefties, it's a minor risk.
User avatar #1 - mulk (12/04/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Am i the only one who checked the earlobe thing after reading this?
#73 - Onemanretardpack (12/05/2012) [-]
I wonder how many people watched as people on their computer/laptop ran their fingers from their earlobes, down to their nipples and back again..
#62 - grimmwaters ONLINE (12/05/2012) [-]
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#21 - somethingmoosey (12/05/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Ooo. I live in Topeka. :D

inb4 nobody cares.
#11 - gizmotechie ONLINE (12/05/2012) [-]
over 2500....
im kinda scared
#69 - eccleston (12/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
How can you kill yourself with right-handed equipment? I've used right-handed 						****					 a lot of time and I'm still alive.
How can you kill yourself with right-handed equipment? I've used right-handed **** a lot of time and I'm still alive.
#52 - winglit (12/05/2012) [-]
does this hold true for people with 1 ear protruding farther out than the other i wonder?
User avatar #17 - illegalartist (12/05/2012) [-]
>underwater monopoly

where do i sign up for this?!
User avatar #50 - koning (12/05/2012) [-]
I wonder how ******* wrinkled their skin is after 45 days underwater

and **** , why can't i post a picture..
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