Amurica

awesome roll

**cucumbers rolled a random image posted in comment #39 at 90s kids have commonsense ** mfw my cousin wants sex from me

all right then i will try not to attempt what other people do who successfully get thumbs next time.


Im sorry for whatever...

this community seriously confuses me to shit.

FJ is fickle about what reactions to thumb. I just take the safe route and post amazing comments that people want to post reaction images to in hopes of thumbs. This is not one of them

Maybe you should try being original instead of recycling old jokes?

yeh, i understand your point, but the thing is i still see the sweetroll.jpg with +5 thumbs or so

Just because it gets thumbs doesn't mean you should add to the problem. aflyingtoaster is starting a revolution on FunnyJunk against rolling. I suggest you join the cause and stand up against roll whores.

i was just going to say rolling not being original either, but, yeh.
you made a point that i will consider.

but.. we have NASA too...

dat roll

Same for my female cousin.

dat feel.

Come feel with me, mausbaus.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3ObNmCw5o4

23 states allow horsefucking.
Only 6 allow gay marriage.
mfw

But they won't let me marry a horse...the fuck's up with that?

The top map is very outdated.

Beast roll

I don't know why you where thumbed down... I'll bring you back up.

Are you a guy..?

Why yes. Yes I am.

Okay... Just asking out of general curiosity.

I wish I had a relationship..

I understand.

Oh believe me, I know how hard it is to get into one in the first place. I'm not a pretty person to begin with. But to keep one, and keep it alive. That's a whole other story, man..

Okay.. I think It's kinda cool.

I'm not very pretty either. And I've never been in a relationship...

The Coolest, bro.

The beauty of being ghey is that looks really don't matter. At least in my eyes, I care more about personality... I'm not even fashionable, I wear a tracksuit and flatcap indoors.

Is that you?

That is how I feel about women, I don't care what you look like, if you have a great personality then I'm going to like you.

Yep, tis me. I've grown a beard since then (This was like, two months ago)

Honestly, as long as you aren't a total dick, or one of those super nice guys (You know the kind I'm talking about, the kind that gets friendzoned all the time) you'll be alright.

some serious bonding going on in this convo

Ain't nothin' wrong with conversatulations on the intranet, yo.

Well then, sick hat.

I am not a dick... but I'm afraid I might be that really nice guy, the one that is always friendzoned... well.. that is not good, but I can't exactly start being more ass like. Why are we using small font?

Nawh dude, I've had the hat ever since I came to America. It still smells like Village.

You don't have to be assy, just be more.. forward. People appreciate that d00d.

Where are you from? If you don't mind me asking that is.

Well, it's not like I don't let people know how I feel and if I like them or not, I'm just really understanding I suppose.

Yugoslavia [At the time] (Nawh. I don't mind people asking at all)

I'm understanding too, man, I feel you. You're not judgmental, which is a great trait to have. Usually means you're more mature than most people. Which is great, because dat single life now, may suck now, but as you get older, you'll find that women become more appreciative of that trait.

That sounds very interesting.... still doesn't make the hat any less awesome!

I guess you're right man. And judgemental, no, I don't really care what you do, if you treat me with respect, like I'm a human, then you get the same. Thanks bro, I hope you're right!

Interesting, Definately. I can't ever be deported, because the country I'm from no longer exists!

Yeah man. You got this covered, I believe in ya, you seem nice enough, but you're not retardedly nice, you just want respect. Something that we all want. If anything, women'll be all over you. Not girls, man, but women. (And I don't mean like 30+ year olds, I mean more in the personality sense)

Lucky bastard... they can't just let you drift at sea in a box, so you're right!

Thanks bro, like, thank you so much. It means a lot that some complete stranger would say that. I hope you're right my friend!

There's this one guy from Serbia & Montenegro, (Which also is no longer a country) He's been stuck in limbo for years.

Don't mention it man, this is all you, bro.

Oh my....

But seriously, thank you.

You remind me of MrTechnicalDifficult.

Who that be?

Youtuber. Makes some pretty funny stuff.

I watched some of his videos today.
HE'S A PRETTY FUNNY GUY.

Would watch again.

This man is correct, you know.