'Murica

It's America's attempt at giving Canada a reach around.

Spit my soda all over my laptop while reading this. You bastard.

But Canada is the one fucking America in the Michigan.

Of my best comment, Proud,...I am. Funnyjunk yoda

brain tumor

It's Canada's hat

TUMOR????

You didn't need this map to know that Detroit is the U.S.' asshole

I'm from the very tip of Canada's penis...

Damn it,you beat me to it!

go-devil-dante is so glorious...

wtf denmark

What is this. I don't even.

only becasue about 90% of Canada's penis is inside USA right now.

Just the tiiiip

Bramladesh represent!

As do I :)

Oshawa here :D

No way? Lindsay here.

Oh i'm in Lindsay every once in a while! Good to meet a fellow Canadian Funnyjunkie

Never thought I'd meet someone who lives so close lol

Peterborough here.

Nice. I'll be there on the 13th.

Ottawa here.

Nice to meet you anon

Another person that lives in Peterborough???

Winnipeg.

same :D

Highschool?

It's a secret :D

Well fuck man, c'mon, I'm from Tec Voc.

I live in river heights

I live in Tyndall park, Tec Voc is right outside of Downtown. :P what grade are you in?

get on my tip, windsor ontario bitches

yeah it's the real dicky area alright

I know right? what a cocky thing to say

Why the negativity? Every one's here enjoying some fun and you come in with that xD?

was more of a joke than anything, it's kind of a local thing to hate any area west of Labrador here

Ohh you're a Newf? My girlfriends whole family is Newfs :)

*Are.. wow fuck my grammar xD

America has never heard of Canadia.

You heard of us when we burnt your White House down in 1814.

Right after we burnt down yours.

Burning of Washington: 1814
Burning of the Parliament Building: 1849

>right after we burnt down yours

What?

The Battle of York was a battle of the War of 1812 fought on April 27, 1813, at York, Upper Canada (present day Toronto). An American force supported by a naval flotilla landed on the lake shore to the west, defeated the defending British force and captured the fort, town and dockyard. The Americans themselves suffered heavy casualties, including Brigadier General Zebulon Pike who was leading the troops, when the retreating British blew up the fort's magazine.

1813

The Brits sure loved their York, huh? Jorvik (original York- a Norse settlement in the middle of friggin England. Dont' ask me why they chose there), New York, Canada's York.

Frig! York!

The Canadian equivalent to the White House is the Parliament Building.. That is in Montreal.

Between April 28 and 30, American troops carried out many acts of plunder. Some of them set fire to the buildings of the Legislative Assembly. It was alleged that the American troops had found a scalp there,[19] though folklore had it that the "scalp" was actually the Speaker's wig. The Printing Office, used for publishing official documents as well as newspapers, was vandalized and the printing press was smashed. Other Americans looted empty houses on the pretext that their absent owners were militia who had not given their parole as required by the articles of capitulation. The homes of Canadians connected with the Indians, including that of James Givins, were also looted regardless of their owners' status.[20]


The US burned alot of important buildings.

You didn't burn down our "White House" though.. Suck it nigga!

He's just jealous that we like you more.

Hell yeah he is!

Right before the war ended without you achieving anything

Doesn't work that well... the Canadian government building isn't famous enough for anyone to care about it, or so it seems.

Great. now i'm mentally hearing the canadian national anthem being moaned.

We are both gay, but at least we aren't the ones taking it in the ass.

Fuck. was gunna do that.

yaranaika

Hawaii's way off the Pacific coast. You mean Cuba and Puerto Rico, I believe.

I would have meant them if they were part of the US. And Puerto Rico isn't part of the US officially yet.

cause ours is buried DEEP

america got a transplant from russia. what a nice fellow.

is the hat.