call of reality

What a twist.

there. its done

Way to put in that extra creativity!

mfw reading

Holy shit that was glorious

**walkingdisaster rolls 63**

You are the third person I've seen roll 77

what the fuck is going on...

It's a sign FJ is sending to you. It is your lucky number, use it wisely. Buy the lottery, do whatever the fuck you want with the number, it's yours.




If you win the lottery give me some money or i'll rape you

ive seen it too many times these past 2 days to bro. shit

I saw them all today

I thought I was going insane, i've seen the number 77 all over this site recently..



Help me..

that is call of duty language for "well done you have done better than me"

I guess FJ doesn't understand what ironic shitposting is.


Whatever, I'll go down with my post and maybe people can learn from it.

**zaw rolled user lunasshadow ** <-- This person is responsible for shooting Patrick. D:

it was an accident!

man we were all drunk, and Patrick gave me these pills... we thought it would be fun!

:(

i miss jak and daxter...

Did you go to Virginia Tech?

no. Why would you ask?

i really hate it when they break the 4th wall. it kills the immersion by being reminded its just a game or movie or tv show

Hahahaha that was so funny and original! I literally laugh every time I see posts like that in comments section!

Sorry.

Oh God, have you played BO2? Knifing doesn't even work in that game, I swear to God I hit a guy with the handle of my knife.

i tried going onlyusemeblade and i tried knifing a guy 8 times before i finally got him

It is very useless, you have a better chance reloading in the middle of close combat than knifing.

Other than that I can actually say I was impressed with the game.

Ah, yes. The campaign was amazing! Zombies could have a few more maps...

oh god, it is terrible -___- haha

>Be me in US Army
>Getting awesome letters from 2nd graders. Mine was from this sweet kid. Wrote about ice cream and how his teacher is mean and shit
>Be a Class A Badass, serving for the Green Berets
>Am reading everyone else's awesome letter for the fiftieth time, feels good to listen to someone thats not all about locker room talk
>Save mine for later
>pull it out, look at the cute drawing
>"D'awwwww"
>about to open it up to read it
>Sand nigger sniper misses me, shoots it out of my hand
>Proceed to fuck shit up
>Mfw that kid probably thinks I'm dead now
>Still looking for him, to say I'm sorry for never getting around to writing him back

You're a good man.

so sad

or, he was an asshat.

Would be fucked up though.. honestly if i was a soldier deployed over seas in some hellish of a land full of people that want to kill you as soon as you turn your back on them. i wouldn't mind.. / would probably even greatly enjoy a little tiny letter from a 2nd grader telling me how good of a person they think i am for what i'm doing and they're hopes for me to come home safe (even though they were probably forced to write some sappy shit.. it would still brighten my day at least for a little bit.)

lol

Not that I disagree with the comic but when i think about it I see no other way out there of showing that your getting hurt. My 2 cents :)

I hast fornicated with thou's mother.

black hat.

gives me a raging boner just thinking how epic this equipment is.

That face... WHAT IS THE NAME TO THAT FACE?!?!

In case you want to use it for something

It is called the yaranaika expression

You are a SAINT good sir.

Why thank you sir.

that lil gadget is my new favorite thing in cod, makes dealing with the bs a lil easier

What is it? Some kind of trap?

it allows you to hack care packages, claymores, shock charges etc.
having that and engineer is rlly useful

Personal favorite is the Tophy System on Hardpoint, shit was maximum trolling level on MW3 for Reapers and Predator Missiles.

I can understand the claymore, but what happens when you use it on a care package?

it lets you take your own teams care packages before the owner can

you can booby trap enemy care packages

Couldn't you do that in black ops 1?

you could call trap ones in maybe, i know you could in mw3

BEST EQUIPMENT EVER!

Doesn't really help you level up amazingly fast, but its fuckin' hilarious.

Steal team mate swarm
get hate message
XD

I've never done that, but I've obtained a Swarm from a Care Package before.

Did my best.

Same...

I started feeling with the "support our troops" cause that's just adorable. And it's from a 1st grader. The feel continued when I saw the soldier crying.

Then I just laughed when I saw the ending.

But then I felt some more.

7chan

ahhhh Commando pro, those where the days ....

commando pro + riot shield in hardcore = trooooooooll

I like how his entire head juts forwards when the casing falls through

Now that i think about it... Those should be pretty damn hot. Hm, never actually thought about that.