Best Story EVAR

anyone know what 6.9 is? a good time ruined by a period.

THE MATHS IS INCONSISTENT.

She is 84, and wants to be 45. The difference is 39.
Therefore, we can safely assume that if she was given 2 pills to take, each pill takes away 19.5 boobs.

Therefore, if she took FOUR pills, 78 boobs would be removed. Leaving her with 6 boobs. This is FALSE!

and then she changed her name to Justin Bieber

There once was a girl called Megan,
she was 24
her breast size was 18
SO I FUCKED HER WITH A RAKE

she should have divided

One time, I walked up to my TV, held the remote in front of it and said, "Admit it, this turns you on"

so I was in math class and I was thinking about boobs.
theres about 2400 people in my school, half of them being girls. I knew that the average C-cup was about a pound each...
2400 / 2 = 1200 girls
C-cup = 1 lb * 2 = 2 lbs
1200 * 2 = 2400 lb give or take
2000 lb = 1 ton

THATS A TON OF BOOBS!

I'm confused why would she want smaller boobs? That'd be like me going around saying, "man my dick is just too big, i gotta get a smaller one."

there was once a girl with 69 boobs that was 2 2 2 many so she went to areea 51 to get surgery 8x

6922251 x 8 =?????????????????

I used to do this when I was little :]

Brings back memories.

22378008

turn your whole computer upside down

OMG, my friend told me that one like 5 years ago. I'm not saying you're a little late. I'm saying thank you for teaching it to me, all I learned from him was that you coul write boobless on a calculator, but now I know the story! thank you very much!

type in 5318008 and look at it upside down
:D

there was one (enter 1) sixteen (enter16) year old girl she sixty-nined(enter69) three times (enter x 3) and = :D

bra size 84?

i coujldnt find my calculator so i did it on my computer's calculator. in trying to look at the answer i had to stand on my chair and bendover and my mum walked in XD just gave me the weird look parents give you when they wwalk in on you in a compramising position

there once was a girl with 69 boobs (enter 69 in calculator) which was too too too many (enter 222 after the 69, no function) so, she went to the doctor on 51st street to get them removed (enter 51 after the 69222) but all he did was give her 8 pills (multiply 6922251 * 8) she took them and lord beholed, it left her... (flip calculator upside-down) BOOBLESS. Different variation i learned when i was little. :D

you sir win a bacon cookie

i heard,
one (1) girl
age 16 (116)
had 69 boyfriends (11669)
each one did her three times (11669x3)
she is now (35007) loose