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Best Story EVAR

ranked #7. my life is complete. i love you guyys<br />
I made a new one: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/430756/Another+Cool+Calculator+Story/ ENJOY

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Submitted: 05/15/2010
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#107 - Haxer (05/16/2010) [-]
anyone know what 6.9 is? a good time ruined by a period.
User avatar #40 - Ejvind (05/16/2010) [+] (2 replies)
THE MATHS IS INCONSISTENT.

She is 84, and wants to be 45. The difference is 39.
Therefore, we can safely assume that if she was given 2 pills to take, each pill takes away 19.5 boobs.

Therefore, if she took FOUR pills, 78 boobs would be removed. Leaving her with 6 boobs. This is FALSE!
User avatar #24 - aztechy (05/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)
and then she changed her name to Justin Bieber
User avatar #186 - Skullborn (05/16/2010) [-]
There once was a girl called Megan,
she was 24
her breast size was 18
SO I ****** HER WITH A RAKE
#61 - division **User deleted account** (05/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)
she should have divided
-17
#185 - DPovenmire **User deleted account** Comment deleted by quaserti [+] (7 replies)
#189 to #185 - anonymous (05/16/2010) [-]
FunnyJunk is not the place to come out of the closet.
#184 - Alligator **User deleted account** (05/16/2010) [-]
One time, I walked up to my TV, held the remote in front of it and said, "Admit it, this turns you on"
User avatar #179 - WizardOfTheLawl (05/16/2010) [+] (3 replies)
so I was in math class and I was thinking about boobs.
theres about 2400 people in my school, half of them being girls. I knew that the average C-cup was about a pound each...
2400 / 2 = 1200 girls
C-cup = 1 lb * 2 = 2 lbs
1200 * 2 = 2400 lb give or take
2000 lb = 1 ton

THATS A TON OF BOOBS!
User avatar #74 - DesireBros (05/16/2010) [+] (6 replies)
I'm confused why would she want smaller boobs? That'd be like me going around saying, "man my dick is just too big, i gotta get a smaller one."
User avatar #113 - betertank (05/16/2010) [+] (3 replies)
there was once a girl with 69 boobs that was 2 2 2 many so she went to areea 51 to get surgery 8x

6922251 x 8 =?????????????????
User avatar #18 - MadamMila (05/16/2010) [-]
I used to do this when I was little :]

Brings back memories.
User avatar #171 - cameronchase (05/16/2010) [+] (4 replies)
22378008

turn your whole computer upside down
#22 - OneAndOnlyDopoqob **User deleted account** (05/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)
OMG, my friend told me that one like 5 years ago. I'm not saying you're a little late. I'm saying thank you for teaching it to me, all I learned from him was that you coul write boobless on a calculator, but now I know the story! thank you very much!
#149 - Kaotos (05/16/2010) [+] (4 replies)
seriously guys... this is ******* elementary **** wtf
User avatar #156 to #149 - MattSwan (05/16/2010) [-]
welcome to the internet, sir.
User avatar #112 - xakter (05/16/2010) [+] (2 replies)
EPIC!!!
User avatar #116 to #112 - velociraptorjesus (05/16/2010) [-]
!!!CIPE
+5
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User avatar #92 - obrien (05/16/2010) [+] (2 replies)
there was one (enter 1) sixteen (enter16) year old girl she sixty-nined(enter69) three times (enter x 3) and = :D
#8 - chiek (05/15/2010) [+] (1 reply)
bra size 84?
User avatar #9 to #8 - quaserti (05/15/2010) [-]
yeah, i know. just play along man. its in "funnyjunkland" size. ok?
User avatar #105 - Tspdog (05/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)
there once was a girl with 69 boobs (enter 69 in calculator) which was too too too many (enter 222 after the 69, no function) so, she went to the doctor on 51st street to get them removed (enter 51 after the 69222) but all he did was give her 8 pills (multiply 6922251 * 8) she took them and lord beholed, it left her... (flip calculator upside-down) BOOBLESS. Different variation i learned when i was little. :D
User avatar #97 - trigder (05/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)
you sir win a bacon cookie
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