Overly Manly Man Revisioned

How about an aquarium? Id post a picture of a shark but I have a phobia...

A giant gorilla once came up to me
And started to push me around.
I put up me dukes, gave him one of me looks
And set about holding me ground.

I'm ffotherington-ffortesque-fforbes-ffarquhar
(Fourty-seventh in line to the throne);
For a ffotherington-ffortesque-fforbes-ffarquhar
To retreat, has never been known!

But this bounder had obviously not read Debrett's:
He responded by beating his chest.
So I leaped via his knee up into a tree
And stunned him with six of the best!

Take that Sir and that Sir and that Sir and that!
(I enjoy nothing more than a scrap.)
With a howl and a squeal, he then turned on his heel;
"That'll teach you to bully a chap!"

Every book is a children's book if the kid can read.

See I used to think that.
So I go to a zoo college.
Hold the animals the public aren't allowed near? 'Kay, cool.
NOT FUCKING COOL!
Even our fish have teeth!
I get mocked by otters!
I get clawed by a water dragons!

I don't even know if our cameleon died. How would you even know? It's a fucking Chameleon.

**lawlfailwinepic rolled user tehbestever ** I will roll a user, and that user will have to roll dubs, trips, quads, or quints to avoid deleting their funnyjunk account. Let the games begin.

I accidently your son in to the tiger pit.

I had a 4 food monitor lizard and it took me a month to figure out how to hold it without my flesh being ripped off

also MFW I found out lizards fart...and it smells

bad

**boredbrowser rolled a random image posted in comment #1976519 at MLP Brony Board ** mfw