that's fine I hear ya, smoker kissing is pretty bad if you yourself aren't one. personally I partake in moderated social toking (smoking for the sake of getting BLAZED 420 YOLO FAGGOT is pretty annoying).

and sometimes moderated personal use...helps me relax much like a glass of wine at the end of the day for some people.

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HOLY CRAP this got number 1 comment......funnyjunk...my faith might just be restored in you.

I don't hate girls

it doesn't count if you're ugly and fat

i haven't once mentioned my gender on this site, and i cant say that i can relate to what you are describing. but my question is why does everyone even feel a need to tell the world their gender, race, hair color, or age?

my username as you can see is JAKOLS, and that does not in anyway identify my gender, race, age... thats why i picked it... yeah i know it means FAP in Filipino, but who the fuck really cares

Pic related to the "need to tell their Gender" phenomenon

tis a valid point, but now and again it is neccessary. say you comment saying "yup my penis is as long as the river Nile is wide" or something, you wouldn't be going HEY IM A GUY LOOK AT ME, but you are letting the reader know, as it is important to the story you are going to tell.

also if you're making a comic, why should we have to make our characters into males? Fellows would never think to make themselves girls.

I acknowledge that gamer girls exist, I just can't find one that would date me.

No shit. Look at how they treated Amanda Todd. "OMG SHE DESERVED TO DIE BECAUSE SHE SHOWED HER TITTIES AND SHE'S ONLY 15"

marry me

oh alright then.

Honestly, I prefer women to men friends. I feel better making a girl laugh than a guy. And women just have a sense of humour closer to mine, I guess. I can get along with anyone, I'm really outgoing and amiable, but I tend to stick around girls more. They look better, laugh better, and I have more fun with them in general. And all of my relationships started from the brotherzone (wincest).

But, yeah, I agree. I'll even say I'm guilty of being negative toward women online, but that's how I am. In person I'm a really good guy, but the internet desensitizes and depersonalizes things and makes me a complete and total asshole. I think that's a lot of the problem here.

you are the bigger man for admitting it sir.

No no no. See, people on the internet all ugly themselves, but hold way too high standards for them. They are equivalent to the ugly nerdy girls they shut down, but that's what they are to the popular girls they throw themselves after.

but people on the internet always have super high standards because of the internet, if the bitch is ugly, the bitch dissed

I don't hate girls, but you have to admit, there are a fair few thumb whores who seem to try and work "I'm a girl" into every comment.

That shit gets old.

that's not true I'm a girl

I hope the sarcasm was detected there.
Should have used italics.

I got it.
Sort of.
I am not a clever man.

well, of course

every time i mention something about being a girl on here, i get thumbed down, no matter what -- and usually get called a thumb whore

it's not like i'm a feminist or some shit

i fucking hate feminists

i'm probably one of the few women out there that actually thinks men and women should be viewed as equals

i'm a nerdy outcast, just like everyone else, but you people shouldn't get butthurt about it when i mention that i'm a woman

men and women may be equal in greatness, but it doesn't change the fact that there are some differences between them, and i'd like to be recognized as such

i don't ask for much

inb4 shitload of red thumbs

>I'm probably one of the few women out there that actually thinks men and women should be viewed as equals

>I'd like to be recognized as such

>inb4 shitload of red thumbs

Stop making me want to thumb you down

Well, when girls are like 'OMG, look at me, I play games' it is pretty annoying, I don't feel like you have to announce it like when 'bronies' were a cancerous problem awhile ago 'coming out' as a brony as if it fucking mattered to anyone.

Same with 'girl gamers'.

The only time girls bother me on FJ is when they're obviously telling people that they are female in order to try and get some sort of attention, like having a name like "gamergirl" or some shit like that. Otherwise, you're alright in my books.

there have been many girls that bring up they are girls, not to get attention etc. many try to give a reason or something for guys that dont understand something in the girl world. they still get called a attention whore and what not.

We can't forget how a large portion of funnyjunk likes traps.

am #1

I think I love you (being a girl myself).

I've noticed this as well.
I also found, on the same post, a male commenter shared a story about his girlfriend and got thumbed up, however, when a female replied to him saying that her boyfriend does something similar, she got thumbed down.
A lot of FunnyJunk is actually really bitter and nasty towards women.

hold the fuck on....your username....captain cabinet trapped in cabinets?

Will he get out?
Can he get out?
'Course he will

this is how turtles eat

I've never seen that Boosh .gif before, cheers for that.
Have you ever drank Baileys from a shoe?

I love me the Boosh, I do prefer Julian though...

Had to finish the set...

EEE I used to prefer Noel, but the more I watched it the more brilliant Julian became. The best is obviously both of them together though.

Of course! You ever see any of their live stuff?

YUP went to see them in Belfast and heckled Noel (in a good way.)
They were talking about his hair being like marmite, and me and my mate just yelled "IN THIS CASE WE NOW LOVE MARMITE" but they couldn't understand our accents, so made a whole joke about them, but they were very lovely and weren't mean. I was just thrilled to be interacting with them. the live show was one of the best things I have ever witnessed in my entire lifetime.

Excellent :) So you're from NI, I got some family over there! Anyway, thanks for the anecdote! If you ever wanna chat add meh to friends or something!

i concur

at first I agreed with them, I thought most of the girls on here were idiots, but ya know what? IT'S FUCKING HARD TO SAY ANYTHING HERE if you mention you're a girl. And not even in an obvious way..in fact I once made two identical comics, one where I portrayed myself as a girl, and one as a male. The girl one got tonnes of "where's the funny? oh yeah OP is a girl" type comments, and the guy one? made it into top 20.

Feels bad woman.

you could try being funnier

gotta say, ive never once (exept for now) mentioned im a dude on this page, dont really see why you feel you need to say youre a chick

**happyfox rolled a random image posted in comment #111 at Guns ** I mentioned it cos the comic is about being a chick. thought I was being on topic. perhaps we should talk abouuuuut something else? THIS IMAGE.

ye i know and its cool here, i just mean the chicks who feel opressed on the internet, this was atleast relevant

caan i have a link?

Oh that is such bullshit.

funnyjunk.com/channel/stoner-humor/Acid+wash+jeans/vkzxDix/ nope it was this one. I deleted the girl one because I did them a couple of days apart and it seemed weird to have a repost of my own stuff on my profile or something.

Oh yeah, that's totally in the top 20.

i know its pretty bad, but i think it's a rejection thing. the guys on here cant make friends with girls on here because they have trouble talking to them and understanding them. Funnyjunk just needs to be more sensitive to the girls POV and let them talk without preconceived notions. its all about understanding and they need to learn to understand.

BTW im a guy just so you know someone gets it, and heres a cat gif for appeasement of haters

yeah the same thing happened to me. that's why when i make OC i just portray myself as male, to spare the drama

Ive thought about doing that too. All I got for my one comic, was comments about how girls can't drive :(

don't be disheartened, keep trying! Take solace in the fact that most OC fails, girl or not.

that is all

Too many friendzoned guys in the world, they just decide to vent on the internet where fellow friendzoned guys can relate.

i got so bored of being called names by little boys that i just don't mention anything gender specific lol

I'm not trying to be a dick but your avatar isnt helping in that regard. There's also users on here who will see your profile picture and probably will piss on you for it. Just a heads up to void the assholes.

Didn't even notice it honestly. And I wouldn't have thought it was a woman if I did. A lot of guys have chick avatars.

thanks for the heads up but it's ok, i'm a big girl now :D i'll deal with it lol