I Was Awesome In High School

guess that's why it was called HIGH school...

anyone?

You know someone is high when the number of "y" in "hey" exceeds 4.

how'd you know I was high when I made this account...

My woodshop teacher was like that, 420 was possibly the greatest day of our whole semester last year.

I imagine you didn't learn much?

I love this meme, care to tell me the name?

Rasta Science Teacher iirc.

Do I have to remind you what happened to your parents, Carlos?

Jesus christ man I didn't know people felt this way

Carlos, I don't give a fuck who you are or where you live You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make jesus being nailed to a cross in the middle of the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a fuck how tough you are, how well you can fight, or how many guns you have to protect you. I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for a heart operation,and the last thing you'll see when you're being put under in the operation is me hovering above you, dressed up like a doctor. When you wake up after the operation, you'll be scared for you're fucking life, wondering what i did to you while you were being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery, and when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home, i'll run you over with my fucking car out of nowhere and kill you. I just want you to know how easily i could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse for a life, but how i'd rather go to a great fucking length to make sure you're last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell.It's to fucking late to save yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either...I'll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch faced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you.

That's actually supposed to be used when the person doesn't type alot

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Go ahead and reply, doing so only proves my point to such an extent that you might as well just beg to suck my dick and eat my bodily waste, so that maybe an iota of my greatness could pass onto you.
you wanna fucking fight kid well guess what I just hacked your IP address. yea thats right you can’t do shit you fucking pussy… if you try to start ANY MORE shit with me, I’ll hack the shit out of your computer so be warned you terrorist piece of shit. and if you try to come to my house just be warned that I know Kung Fu and have a GUN so if you wanna start some shit I’ll fuckin be ready to kick the shit out of you. You’ve been warned, motherfucker. don’t FUCK WITH ME again.
Oooooooh I’m so scared, you think you’re tough pussy? I’m behind 7 proxies and use ZoneAlarm, Sygate and Comodo Internetnet Securtiy which I all keep up-to-date. THAT’S THREE FIREWALLS AT THE SAME TIME motherfucker. You can’t hack me you little piece of shit. You’re peeshooter and kung fu won’t make a difference when my friend woh’s a B-51 pilot in the Air Force can turn your entire house and backyard into a fuckhuge bomb crater. You are pathetic, while you’re sitting there writing insults like the sad little nerd you are i’m having sex with my hot girlfriends. Yeah you read that right, i have not one but FIVE girlfriends. Top that motherfucker, I dont think you’ve ever even held hands with a girl.

...I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner AND NEVER CALL HER AGAIN.

Oh you little shit. Must I wreck things today? I will shit fury at you, Carlos. I will shit it right in your face.

ogodcarlos

fucking Carlos!

Fuck you

I should have seen that coming.

Delivered.

Now go head and place that green thumb in my asshole.

Thanks Alot.

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man

-Pic unrelated

Really now? I never would have guessed...

It Had Stan Smith and He Got attaced By it?
I named It the wacky wavy thing because I couldn't recall the name Of it normally.

its from american dad because its actually fucking funny.......

i actually posted this on facebook this morning. feels bad man

grow up man



who cares

**CrazyPsycho rolled a random image posted in comment #50 at Gravitron Fail ** if accident's pics or it never happened.

why does it have the tv 6 logo on it?

read the description

oh ok silly me