Danger

CARLOS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, DO YOU THINK THIS SHIT IS FUNNY? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THE KIND OF SHIT I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH EVERY DAY, JUST TO HEAR YOUR FAT FUCKING HISPANIC MOUTH TALK SHIT. I'M GOING TO TAKE A FUCKING BASEBALL BAT, HAMMER NAILS ALL OVER IT, ATTACH THE HAMMER TO THE END OF THE BASEBALL BAT, KIDNAP YOU, AD FORCE YOU TO REPEATEDLY HIT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD OVER AND OVER TO ESCAPE, YOU DIRTY, STUCK-UP, SADISTIC, SHIT-EATING, COCKSUCKING, BUTTFUCKING, PENIS-SMELLING, CROTCH-GRABBING, BALL-LICKING, SEMEN-DRINKING, DOG-RAPING, NAZI-LOVING, CHILD-TOUCHING, COW-HUMPING, PERVERTED, SPINELESS, HEARTLESS, MINDLESS, DICKLESS, TESTICLE-CHOKING, URINE-GARGLING, JERK-OFFING, HORSE FACE, SHEEP-FONDLING, TOILET-KISSING, SELF-CENTERED, FECES-PUKING, DILDO-SHOVING, SNOT-SPITTING, CRAP-GATHERING, BIG NOSE, MONKEY-SLAPPING, BASTARD-SCREWING, BEE-SHITTING, FART-KNOCKING, SACK-BUSTING, SPLOOGE-TASTING, BEAR-BLOWING, HEAD-SWALLOWING, BITCH-SNATCHING, HANDJOBBING, DONKEY-CARESSING, MUCUS-SPEWING, ANAL-PLUNGING, HO-GRABBING, UNCIRCUMSIZED, WHORE MONGERING, PISS-SWIMMING, MIDGET-MUNCHING, DOUCHE BAG, HO-BITING, CARNIVEROUS MAIL ORDER PROSTITUTE ASSHOLE.

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#202 to #144 - hankhillofthe ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]

funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4254538/Danger+stranger/14#14

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#171 to #144 - icecreamonnips (12/04/2012) [-]

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#125 to #81 - arythma (12/04/2012) [-]

CARLOS, WHAT HAND DO YOU FRET WITH?

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#147 to #81 - darkcomplextion (12/04/2012) [-]

i was laughing then i saw this

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#116 to #81 - cinnamonswirls (12/04/2012) [-]

I SWEAR TO GOD CARLOS NO ONE LOVES YOU SO GO KILL YOURSELF

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#80 - fantomen (12/04/2012) [+] (4 replies)

Stealing OC from /k/
Not even once.

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#211 to #80 - snakefire ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]

glock n cheese sounds better

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#215 to #211 - fantomen (12/04/2012) [-]

here's the original unalt

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#210 to #80 - N. Korean citizen (12/04/2012) [-]

Saluto Nex Alea /k/ommando

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#212 to #210 - fantomen (12/04/2012) [-]

ALL HAIL THE MURDERCUBE!

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#32 - heartlessrobot (12/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)

First thing I thought of.

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#39 to #32 - xlxforeveralonexlx (12/03/2012) [-]

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#143 - mrhiphopdancer (12/04/2012) [+] (7 replies)

Well at least it was worth a shot!

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#148 to #143 - waffies (12/04/2012) [-]

You sir, live life on the edge. Posting Carlos after all FJ has gone through? Askin for trouble!

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#152 to #148 - mrhiphopdancer (12/04/2012) [-]

Ah thank you sir, I strive to make that accomplishment!

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#150 to #143 - liljxxx (12/04/2012) [-]

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#187 to #143 - joshofsouls ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]

Shut your fucking mouth Carlos, I swear to god I will fucking slap your shit.

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#206 to #143 - claydwaggy (12/04/2012) [-]

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#159 - scilla (12/04/2012) [+] (15 replies)

**scilla rolls 55** not dubs

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#172 to #159 - sorenlolz ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]

**sorenlolz rolls 55** never dubs

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#174 to #172 - jmanispimping (12/04/2012) [-]

**jmanispimping rolls 69** Impossible for dubs

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#175 to #174 - jmanispimping (12/04/2012) [-]

Not bad.

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#176 to #172 - scilla (12/04/2012) [-]

welcome to the club

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#180 to #176 - scilla (12/04/2012) [-]

welocme to my world

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#163 to #159 - lemanrouste (12/04/2012) [-]

YFW

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#160 to #159 - scilla (12/04/2012) [-]

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#168 to #160 - scilla (12/04/2012) [-]

well fuck

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#170 to #159 - ThaGame (12/04/2012) [-]

what

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#220 to #159 - delightfuldemona (12/04/2012) [-]

**delightfuldemona rolls 53** Would shit brix if it were dubs.

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#182 to #159 - barackjemima (12/04/2012) [-]

**barackjemima rolls 166**

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#166 to #159 - yourmomtotherescue **User deleted account** (12/04/2012) [-]

**yourmomtotherescue rolls 62** dubs

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#79 - mrsockz ONLINE (12/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)

What a waste of good mac n cheese.....

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#89 to #79 - rosietheamazon (12/04/2012) [-]

it's okay if it's a store-brand knock-off. it's chunky...it's wrong.

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#38 - tastycupcakes (12/03/2012) [-]

danger for breafast? thats a little cheesy

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#77 - suewingyu (12/04/2012) [+] (3 replies)

MFW you put a new gen 4 Glock into mac and fricking cheese.

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#93 to #77 - neonthethird (12/04/2012) [-]

never been a fan...

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#95 to #93 - suewingyu (12/04/2012) [-]

Of glocks or mac and cheese?

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#96 to #95 - neonthethird (12/04/2012) [-]

glocks IN mac and cheese, i like using a taurus, that way im not wasting any resources, and its much softer.

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#50 - krispybananaz (12/03/2012) [+] (16 replies)

GLOCKaroni and cheese
bad pun.jpg

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#51 to #50 - badsamaritan (12/03/2012) [-]

buddy we are on fj pages at the same time. are you free next weekend drod?

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#52 to #51 - krispybananaz (12/03/2012) [-]

yeah thad, do you have football though

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#57 to #52 - badsamaritan (12/04/2012) [-]

Not at all good fellow, i am in baseball. ill be studying for finals thought so i cant hang out for a really long time

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#59 to #57 - krispybananaz (12/04/2012) [-]

k well il bring borderlands and far cry3

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#63 to #59 - badsamaritan (12/04/2012) [-]

also would you like a character in the Machinema??

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#66 to #63 - krispybananaz (12/04/2012) [-]

why not, when is J.T. starting that up

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#71 to #66 - badsamaritan (12/04/2012) [-]

actually i run the HALO part of the Channel. Ill txt you after i eat and i will give you a character, i have a list i need to complete

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#62 to #59 - badsamaritan (12/04/2012) [-]

ok ill provide the HALO and the snackaronies. Anything in particular??

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#65 to #62 - krispybananaz (12/04/2012) [-]

ddr pepper, pop tarts and other shit i guess... i workout on fridays though so if im gonna gained burned calories back, might as well do it like a boss

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#67 to #65 - badsamaritan (12/04/2012) [-]

how about a cookie cake?? and what about the machinema

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#69 to #67 - krispybananaz (12/04/2012) [-]

yes, and yes

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#72 to #69 - badsamaritan (12/04/2012) [-]

OK GOOD! And you will like my story

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#54 to #52 - mcdubwise ONLINE (12/03/2012) [-]

gay.

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#55 to #54 - krispybananaz (12/04/2012) [-]

why do you feel the need to shout your sexual preference in my conversation with my friend?

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#60 to #55 - mcdubwise ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]

NEver thought a joke on the front page would come in handy:

Call me gay one more time AND I WILL SUCK YOUR FUCKING DICK.

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#61 to #60 - krispybananaz (12/04/2012) [-]

straight

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#7 - pollepolle (12/03/2012) [+] (3 replies)

Walt Jr. approves

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#91 - odio ONLINE (12/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)

50 cents breakfast

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#112 to #91 - hedder (12/04/2012) [-]

"i didnt choose the thug life, the thug life chose me"

-Morgan Freeman

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#101 to #91 - triggathepirate ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]

MFW someone bakes me a Gun Cake.

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#73 - wonderkid (12/04/2012) [-]

if you look closely, there is a gun in that pasta

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#29 - pinkiepiethecunt (12/03/2012) [-]

Looks like Mac n' Liberty to me

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#105 - whosaidwut (12/04/2012) [+] (10 replies)

A true man's breakfast.

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#107 to #105 - mcfattyfatty ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]

With a side of live grenades, and a tall glass of liquid nitrogen.

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#108 to #107 - themasterofyou (12/04/2012) [-]

You forgot to spike that nitrogen with nails.

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#111 to #108 - mcfattyfatty ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]

And we should mix in some lit m80,s with those eggs.

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#113 to #111 - themasterofyou (12/04/2012) [-]

and have a nice heaping pile of howitzer.

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#128 to #113 - AquariusCyclone (12/04/2012) [-]

And finish it off with vodka.

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#132 to #128 - themasterofyou (12/04/2012) [-]

with nails.

i like nails

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#138 to #132 - mrdrpage (12/04/2012) [-]

You guys just ruined a great breakfast.

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#139 to #138 - themasterofyou (12/04/2012) [-]

No we turned into a MANLY breakfast.

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#146 to #139 - mcfattyfatty ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]

That we did friend.

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#134 to #105 - brothergrimm (12/04/2012) [-]

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#31 - meowmixallday ONLINE (12/03/2012) [+] (3 replies)

If you like pizza with 9 millimeter bullets on them, you came to the right place.

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#36 to #31 - bonusjackpot (12/03/2012) [-]

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#88 to #31 - N. Korean citizen (12/04/2012) [-]

if you vant mushrooms SHUTUP

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#98 to #88 - meowmixallday ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]

if you want something crazy like pineapple, I KEEL YOU

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#183 - MrMeatStick (12/04/2012) [-]

i eat pieces of shit for breakfast

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#117 - gimmetheporn (12/04/2012) [-]

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#157 - satexas (12/04/2012) [-]

A man's breakfast

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#127 - chiefrunnyjeans (12/04/2012) [-]

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Danger Dan eats Mac N Cheese for Edables

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