Name Game

She boastfully molested me

You know you liked it!

Well then. Consider me jelly. And I know where that's from. Ah memories.

I quit a double business major to go work, it was a waste of my time.

Wow, and to think I'm just getting out of my senior year in high school. I don't even know what I'll be doing in college, I never thought that far ahead.

I always think 50 steps ahead. went to learn and they just push you through till you get that paper that says you know stuff, I dd not want a degree, I wanted to learn.

Same with my high school, they try to just push us along like mindless cattle to the slaughter. I learned, but I did not understand.

I never learned in school, already knew the curriculum from out of school.

Exactly. Like right now, due to a odd case of not sleeping, I have to write a paper about abortion for my participation in government class. Its not pleasant, being forced to delve into memories that pain me, but it must be done.

Abortion is a bad subject for me to talk about.

I may not have been the one to endure it, but when you have to orchestrate the means to one because your ex can't be bothered to do anything about it, the mental stress of it gets to you. I'd rather not go further, if thats alright with you. Let's talk about muffins instead.

Muffins sound good.

I wish I had a muffin. An apple muffin, or a chocolate muffin. Or both. Both sounds good.

i would like a poppy seed muffin or a nice bran muffin.

I wish I had enough money to go get a muffin...

me too.

I just like you as a friend, maybe some time later it will be more. All I can offer is friendship.

I'm a bit more taken aback by the fact it was done so lazily, kind of like like insult to injury there. I'm used to the friend-zone bit.

Sorry I get lazy when I get drunk...

Well, least you won't be alone next time, and by next time I mean now. And by now I mean I'm already getting there. And by getting there, I mean I'm already drunk.

Awe shit, I already sobered up =/

Easily enough fixed. Whats your poison?

Black rum.

PINKIE! BLACK RUM FOR THE PRINCESS! AND BOURBON FOR ME! Welp, time for the drunken shenanigans to begin.

I think it kicked in...

I'm getting there. I like the burn of bourbon in particular.



Also yes, I had to google "drunk Fluttershy" to find this picture.

I like the sweet after taste of spiced rum that is double charred.

I need to get us some muffins now!

That sounds pretty good actually. I need to learn how to do that.

And muffins are absolutely necessary.

Or just buy some kraken brand rum.

yes.

They have a brand of rum called Kraken? Oh how glorious.

And I wish I had muffins..my teacher brings some in every now and again for my class, but she only brings blueberries...

Yup.

I have yet to eat a muffin in a while... =/

I'm allergic to blueberries...she also brought in coffee cake, which also contained blueberries...

How horrid!

Its not so bad, because if I work hard enough, I can be out by this friday. I just have to type up two easy papers and complete a small amount of work. Albeit, those subjects are very dry, I must persevere. TO FREEDOM Of a harsh, soul crushing reality...

Nice! I have to work till saturday.

I'm working on getting a job, I should be able to go full time after I get done there. Yeah its ajob in the mall, but its money in my pocket every week.

there there...here come have a drink with me, i've got vodka, rum, crown,bourbon...pick your poison

You know me so well already. I'll take the bourbon.

You know what you did. Now... would you like a cupcake?

use a nick name for the second one and see where it goes... ...now that i think about it let me see what happens when i do

not sure if better or worse than when i used my nick name...just scroll up a few comments

Your new middle name is Xavier.

That's funny M.A.C.

Eeyup

You son of a bitch.