Progress

From now on I'm reffering to my dick as an orgasm dispenser. That shit's golden. And no, my father didn't die in a freak schmelting accident.

I don't wanna be "that guy" but humans didn't invent fire, that be like saying humans invented electricity, we just learned how to use its power.

Invented Discovered Fire

This has never been more relevant.

**joehaldeman rolls 66**

Humanity in a nut shell
"Why bother?"
"Why not?"

orgasm dispenser

or


organism dispenser

This gave me a feel. Not a normal feel, but a legitimate, amazing feel. As bad as humanity can be sometimes, no matter how horrible we are, or how awful we may be, there will always be the few who will be the light of humanity. Those who are good, and care for others in this world of greed, manipulation, and ignorance. I can only hope that I can be one of those few.

*deep words that make you think*

I could go out and be the best I can...
Or I can stay in and surf the internet.
Yeah... I'll surf the internet

Sloths did it too.

Here's photo evidence

After the moon landing progress really stood still. If I could just pitch an idea to the world, I don't have to haver the power or authority to make it happen, but if I could just have a chance to spark it, I would move that rather than be lost in the petty conflicts of our world, rather than compete as individual nations or allow a single nation to explore space, I would suggest a global effort, all nations contributing what they could, funding, resources, brilliant minds and skilled technicians, anything they can, to explore and push further into space. Colonizing other planets, creating faster, more effective methods of space travel, making it possible for others to visit space and experience more than just this world we live in. Maybe I'm just restless, but I feel like it's ridiculous that we don't strive to see and understand more than just what's in front of us.

Read satan in archer's voice.

Did anyone else think that was the Flash at first glance?

Religion? Religion.

I love humans.

Some of us definitely aren't content with that. I, however, am enjoying the hell out of my orgasm dispenser and hands.




jkjk, this post gave me a huge feel. It'd be great to see what humanity could accomplish if we stopped involving ourselves in petty arguments over who's gun is bigger, who's god is better, or who's ideals are more righteous (I know I just contradicted myself there, fascinating, isn't it?). But instead we only remain involved with the conflicts that go on on our tiny piece of dust rather then aiming our focus at discovering what could be out there for us to discover. And we don't even do a good job of managing these issues that we are so self-involved with. We commit atrocities on humanity everyday yet insist that we, along with everyone else, are blessed with freedom that can be taken from us by no one, when, in reality, we take it from ourselves on a daily basis.