Ending Childhood Obesity

But then wouldn't fat kids just cram candy bars when they get bullied so they have a chance to fight back?

HOLY BITCHSPRINKLES. I JUST HATCHED THE BEST IDEA FROM THIS POST.

This seems ilke it would be an awesome diet plan for common gamers. Make a chart or a record sheet with the categories labeled HP, MP, Defense, Attack, Speed, etc.

Keep record of all of the food you eat and (LOGICALLY) determine how every food item would affect the categories (NO CHEATING YOU FATASSES). Everytime you eat something and it corresponds somehow with the category, add or subtract the points.

Ladies and gentlemen, the very first RPG health diet.

I think I would honestly play in some sort of real life, RPG game, based on this idea.

Any ideas? Just give me a hoot! ;)

He he hoot

Well fuck that man, I want to be a berserker

Caesar Salad: $12.99
Cheeseburger: $1.99

This also needs to be fixed.

What effect would this have?

>mfw life is a game

berserk effect eh

>Likes the sound of going berserk
>Eats shit ton of candy
>Get fat, lazy, and to tired to be angry

You lied to me, OP.

If life was actually like this I would be really happy, like if it was an RPG and every time you studied you would gain intelligence and every time you worked out you gained strength and endurance, kinda like Skyrim or Dark Souls in a way. That would be fucking awesome, why can't life be like that, then everyone would strive to be the best they could and we would be all be awesome.

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berserk effect sounds fun, ever played gears?

but then fatties will eat candy and beserking will become overpowered

wait a minute
this would totally fucking work
I would buy that

This actually made me want soda even less. What the hell.

Go on computer
Your endurance is being drained!
MFW

A berserk effect is bad? I use a knife.