Slowest

Nice try Microsoft Agent

but windows 8 sucks cock on a desktop

Standard desktop is for retards who like everything simple and pretty colours. You can change to advanced settings and make it just the same as Windows 7 if you want to. Just saiyan.

or you could not get windows 8 and stick with windows 7

But what about "code reading"?
I mean, are websites loaded and showed propelly? :P

I don't think it's that bad. I mean, up until like a year or two ago, Chrome couldn't read shit.

Good. Let's hope I don't have to worry about new problems which may occur with IE10.

I know...
I've actually been using it...

It's fast as fuck....

I'm getting sick and tired of these mouth breathers taking someone else's opinion and then getting mad as fuck when someone says IE isn't bad.

Possibly the only honest person on the internet.


Godspeed. May my one green thumb protect you.

So... Would you be the first person to believe I'm a girl?

I thumbed you up because generally you're right. But my gf seems to be like opposite to that... I'm still trying to put my shoes on and she's already walking to the car. Might be because I'm such a slowpoke but still.

Wait.. I always thought AOL was some form of broadband!

But.. it's a browser instead?

beecause AOL makes your internet slow.
it's an internet provider

Ok

wait, you're right...
in that case i should have posted opera or safari

AOL also had its own browser so youre safe.

IE used to be extremely slow is the reason for all the hate. They got their shit together around IE 7 and have been decent ever since. As of right now IE10 is the fastest browser, but I'm sure Chrome will have a rebuttal soon enough

I know, it's actually pretty fast, it's just the tool bars and that it has bing, I thumbed you up bro, prepare to be thumbed down by bandwagon fags.

He never said anything about a turtle... he just had a picture of a tortoise saying it was slow. Learn to read.

That's a picture of a turtle, not a tortoise. Know the difference.

A tortoise is the land-based version that does not swim

A turtle swims, and has flippers instead of stumpy legs

<- Pic related, Tortoise

I feel like I'm smart because I already knew that
I was never a modest man

I learned it off Zoo Tycoon 2

Zoopedia ahoy!

Question mark?
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genuinely scared the shit out of me

Just like spiders, you think they're really slow, but then they run really fast.

heavy: how could this happen?

If you look at Internet' Browser Review's list of browsers for 2013, Internet Explorer is just behind Chrome and Firefox respectively, but above Opera, Safari, Rockmelt, and all the rest.