Sometimes I try and picture what it would be like if Anakin was born with a rare degenerative blood disease, and eventually died of pneumonia. Man, could you imagine what the story would be like.

I try to imagine how much better The Phantom Menace would have been if, instead of pushing him out of the way and saving him, Qui-Gon had just chopped Jar Jar in half with his lightsaber and continued running.

unfortunately, they needed jar jar to meet the gungans to make the plan to capture the viceroy.

Or if Luke had just decided, "You know what? Fuck it, yeah, I'll join the Dark Side. Fuck the Rebels!"

i mean... who you gunna believe. Your father, or some old ass sand nigga thats probably trippin balls on cactus juice.

Cactus juice, it's the quenchiest!

and besides look at what the rebels did

(ps you made my day)

That pic...

but look at what the dark side did to deserve that:

Alderan is kill..

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