The breakfast of champions. .. You get 1 chance , 1 chance! The breakfast of champions You get 1 chance chance!
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#49 - cleavage
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(12/03/2012) [-]
how would one light the match?
how would one light the match?
#53 to #49 - anon id: 6d790949
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strike anywhere matches redicously cheap on ebay
http:// www . ebay . com . au/itm/10-PACKS-DIAMOND-STRIKE-ANYWHERE-MATCHES-32-COUNT-FACTORY-SEALED-FRESH-SA LE-/330828100292?pt=LHDefaultDomain0&hash=item4d06e432c4&uhb=1#ht556wt_772
#52 to #49 - azroth
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With your facial hair
#54 to #52 - cleavage
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i struggle to grow facial hare and i'm 18
i struggle to grow facial hare and i'm 18
#60 to #54 - snaresinger
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I know that feel. I'm a choir major and literally every single guy in the (fairly effeminate) choir program has more facial hair than me.
I know that feel. I'm a choir major and literally every single guy in the (fairly effeminate) choir program has more facial hair than me.
#55 to #54 - cleavage
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hair*
hair*
#45 - leyhoooo
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You get 1 chance ************, 1 ******* chance!
User avatar #47 to #45 - ademan
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men only need one chance
#75 - mgmecha **User deleted account**
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#78 to #75 - wormman
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you sir, win.
#57 - failwhaleftwtoo **User deleted account**
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User avatar #73 to #57 - funkyspot
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with your mustache
#59 to #57 - snaresinger
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If you're not carrying a knife which you know how to use to cut a cigar at all times, then you don't deserve the man breakfast.
#24 - Lambda
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(12/02/2012) [-]
They include only ONE match... Some men just don't want to watch anything burn.
User avatar #61 to #24 - gamerjjl
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consider this
1=100%
over 9000=100%
User avatar #33 to #24 - hakrodashammy [OP]
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well, being the manly men we are we will start a fire with our hands our of a 9v battery and some steel wool; or by any other means necessary. If I have a cigar, I will find any way possible to light it.
User avatar #56 to #33 - turboderp
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I just have a lighter in my pocket..
User avatar #62 to #56 - geranemo **User deleted account**
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No go, a good cigar is to be lit by a wood match, it retains the flavor.
User avatar #63 to #62 - turboderp
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Have you never heard of a real wooden ligher?

User avatar #64 to #63 - geranemo **User deleted account**
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No.... what is that?
User avatar #66 to #64 - turboderp
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A lighter, but it's made purely of wood! Gives youthe same quality flame as a match, but you can use it many times! You must be carefull though, and not use it for too long at a time, since it might butn up..
#94 - wyrddarcnyzz
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(12/03/2012) [-]
Needs more bacon.
#96 to #94 - konradkurze
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#101 to #94 - misterfrosty
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And now I must go make this for breakfast...
And now I must go make this for breakfast...
User avatar #1 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(12/02/2012) [-]
there is nothing in that pic I like...
#2 to #1 - anon id: dcc9d940
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ARE YOU SAYING YOU DON'T LIKE BACON!?!?!?
User avatar #4 to #2 - sparkyoneonetwo
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yes
User avatar #20 to #4 - milnerdk
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I do know a place for that cigar then...
User avatar #21 to #20 - sparkyoneonetwo
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oh~ wheres that??
User avatar #22 to #21 - milnerdk
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i'm not even gonna reply to that.. oh wait, i just did...
#5 to #1 - hakrodashammy [OP]
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User avatar #7 to #5 - sparkyoneonetwo
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there is nothing in that pic I like...
#8 to #7 - hakrodashammy [OP]
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How is that possible though..?
User avatar #9 to #8 - sparkyoneonetwo
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I don't know....
#10 to #9 - hakrodashammy [OP]
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How does this look..? It's a chocolate chip cookie with maple cinnamon glaze and bacon on top. I must find a way to please your pallet!
User avatar #11 to #10 - sparkyoneonetwo
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there is nothing in that pic that I care much about not a fan of cinnamon and don't like chocolate that much
#12 to #11 - hakrodashammy [OP]
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Well, then there is no pleasing you Mr. Spark
#13 to #12 - sparkyoneonetwo
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hehe i can be pleased quite simply
#14 to #13 - hakrodashammy [OP]
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#15 to #14 - sparkyoneonetwo
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#16 to #15 - hakrodashammy [OP]
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#17 to #16 - sparkyoneonetwo
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#18 to #17 - hakrodashammy [OP]
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#19 to #18 - sparkyoneonetwo
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#36 to #19 - sexypotato
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#25 to #1 - draxdiesel
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why bother continuing to live?
User avatar #27 to #25 - sparkyoneonetwo
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cuz I still have thinks like sex, cheese, and furry stuff
#29 to #27 - draxdiesel
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but it's all hollow without bacon whiskey and cigars. and eggs to a lesser extent.
User avatar #31 to #29 - sparkyoneonetwo
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I like eggs just not cooked like that.

I will drink wisky if its there not a fan

not a fan of smoking

and just don't like bacon that much on or insome thing thats cool but, to just eat it not my thing
User avatar #28 to #25 - sparkyoneonetwo
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and vodka
User avatar #76 - happygrowman
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who eats only 1 egg?
User avatar #95 to #76 - itsmewaffle
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i do...
User avatar #35 - roflstorm
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(12/03/2012) [-]
That bitch better be strike anywhere
User avatar #37 to #35 - gladiator
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why does it need to be strike anywhere?

you should be able to light anything simply by dragging it across your manly stubble.
#80 - floridazombie
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#83 to #80 - alekksandar
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his knife is too small.
User avatar #99 to #83 - nuful
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he doesnt have to compensate for a small penis
User avatar #100 to #99 - alekksandar
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(12/03/2012) [-]
Isn't that what guns are for?