germans. . Haw Germans see Germans talking to each ether" Haw foreigners see Ger an people talking. >be me, 23 >have girlfriend for 1.5 years >she's german >visit her family for first time ever >ohgodno.jpg >mfw they start speaking german
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#22 - avacyne (12/03/2012) [-]
>be me, 23   
>have girlfriend for 1.5 years   
>she's german   
>visit her family for first time ever   
>ohgodno.jpg   
>mfw they start speaking german
>be me, 23
>have girlfriend for 1.5 years
>she's german
>visit her family for first time ever
>ohgodno.jpg
>mfw they start speaking german
#145 to #22 - slashendrix (12/03/2012) [-]
so its like a buch of medics talking
User avatar #234 to #22 - captchaftwblaa (12/03/2012) [-]
guten appetit und wenn ihr zwei nacher für euch seid vergesst die pariser nicht
User avatar #278 to #234 - suikerpapa (12/03/2012) [-]
No, invading Poland won't solve anything!
User avatar #285 to #234 - avacyne (12/03/2012) [-]
oh god the voices
#194 to #22 - moechler (12/03/2012) [-]
WILLKOMMEN IN DER FAMILIE,SOHN! WIR WERDEN DICH AUFNEHMEN, BEHÜTEN UND LIEBEN ALS WÄRST DU UNSER EIGEN FLEISCH UND BLUT.

Means: Welcome in the family, son. We're gonna accommodate you, protect and love you as if you were our own flesh and blood.
User avatar #266 to #194 - thirdasscheek (12/03/2012) [-]
I know german and it still sounds as though you're going to eat my first born son and then rip off my flesh and steal my blood..
User avatar #37 to #22 - makedonski (12/03/2012) [-]
Where they not übercharging you or something?
#31 to #22 - hankpym (12/03/2012) [-]
would you happen to look like this?
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#174 to #129 - bjartur (12/03/2012) [-]
Ich spreche nicht gut deutsch. Ich kommft aus Faroe Islands, wir bist nur 50.000 leute in unserem land.   
   
German is fascinating and I agree with you, I like to speak German :)
Ich spreche nicht gut deutsch. Ich kommft aus Faroe Islands, wir bist nur 50.000 leute in unserem land.

German is fascinating and I agree with you, I like to speak German :)
User avatar #188 to #129 - jallan (12/03/2012) [-]
Ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch aber ich denke Ihre sprache is sehr schon :3
User avatar #235 to #188 - perfonator (12/03/2012) [-]
Oh danke :3
#231 to #129 - comradegeneral (12/03/2012) [-]
Das musst ich einfach posten.
#144 to #129 - shmochra (12/03/2012) [-]
ich auch..
#148 to #144 - tkgm (12/03/2012) [-]
scheiße, ja man...
#152 to #148 - alphajunk (12/03/2012) [-]
ich werde verdammt vergewaltigen Sie alle
User avatar #153 to #152 - ishalltroll (12/03/2012) [-]
"Ich werde Sie verdammt nochmal alle vergewaltigen."
But at least you capitalized "Sie", good on ya'.
#154 to #153 - alphajunk (12/03/2012) [-]
Oh...well,at least you understood what i said!
Oh...well,at least you understood what i said!
User avatar #279 to #152 - suikerpapa (12/03/2012) [-]
No, invading Poland won't solve your problems!
User avatar #179 to #152 - grantika (12/03/2012) [-]
bist du dick
#149 to #148 - ishalltroll (12/03/2012) [-]
Echt kacke dass alle so schlecht darüber denken
#156 to #149 - toxicgirl (12/03/2012) [-]
Wilkommen im Internet...Hier wird ständig schlecht über alles und jeden geredet. Man sollte sich so langsam daran gewöhnen.
User avatar #169 to #156 - tkgm (12/03/2012) [-]
Jo, dat is mir schon klar, aber der Witz hat langsam nen echt fetten Bart und über Sprachen im allgemeinen wird nie so gemeckert wie über unsere.
User avatar #170 to #169 - toxicgirl (12/03/2012) [-]
Das meiste auf FJ hat einen Bart. Außerdem wird über die US-Amerikanische Sprache genauso hergezogen, wie über die unsere. Nimm es dir doch nicht so zu herzen. ^^
User avatar #171 to #170 - tkgm (12/03/2012) [-]
Hast ja recht..stimmt...
#151 to #149 - krachgarten (12/03/2012) [-]
Wenigstens halten wir zusammen
User avatar #150 to #149 - tkgm (12/03/2012) [-]
Ja man, ich finde überhaupt nich, das unsere Sprache hart klingt. Hör mal Arabern zu, das klingt hart und kantig.
User avatar #173 to #150 - shmochra (12/03/2012) [-]
Kommt aufs arabisch an.
#227 - mantou ONLINE (12/03/2012) [-]
MEINE JIMMIES VERBLEIBEN UNGERÖSTELT.
User avatar #236 to #227 - ultimatepowah (12/03/2012) [-]
Nah bro.
#9 - applescryatnight ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
ACHTUNG!   
SPY!
ACHTUNG!
SPY!
#5 - elkhemist (12/02/2012) [-]
So far, I have only heard two types of German accents.
The Angry Hitler version, and the Incredibly Homosexual version.
I prefer the second one. It makes everything sound erotic
#61 to #5 - funnyjunknsfwsecti (12/03/2012) [-]
You mean like from (T)Raumschiff Surprise?
#184 to #70 - elkhemist (12/03/2012) [-]
you do not know how often I've been looking for this. on like, every mildly relevant comment I've written, I've included the word "erotic" in the hopes someone will reply to it with this. You are the first one. Thank you so goddamn mich.
User avatar #124 to #5 - angelious (12/03/2012) [-]
how about the one they use in those television drama shows?
User avatar #228 to #5 - captchaftwblaa (12/03/2012) [-]
ohh danke schätzchen! ich hoffe du hast noch einen schönen tag süßer <3
#167 to #5 - sippay (12/03/2012) [-]
If we crossbreed the genes It would result in Angry homosexual version
and incredibly hitler version
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User avatar #161 - jordanish (12/03/2012) [-]
You should tell someone you love them today cause life is short
You should say it in German cause life is confusing and terrifying
User avatar #233 to #161 - captchaftwblaa (12/03/2012) [-]
ich liebe dich. lass uns eine familie gründen. eine wundervolle deutsche familie
User avatar #280 to #233 - jordanish (12/03/2012) [-]
My Best friend/Girlfriend is Austrian and she once said "Ich leibe dich" to her mother. Apparently her mother stared at her and told her to "never say anything emotional in german to me again"
User avatar #165 to #161 - ninn (12/03/2012) [-]
For some reason, these german jokes always crack me up, though i'm german myself. Just talked to someone about how disease means KRANKHEIT in German.
#138 to #134 - anon (12/03/2012) [-]
This is a Gebirgsflugzeugabwehrkanone

It wehrs Gebirgsflugzeuge ab
User avatar #182 to #138 - thepastryistrue (12/03/2012) [-]
It abwehrs flugzeug in a Gebirg with a kanone.
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#215 - downside (12/03/2012) [-]
I am german and I love these jokes.   
   
But they don´t even say any german words.   
Only KRACH and RITZEN are true german words.
I am german and I love these jokes.

But they don´t even say any german words.
Only KRACH and RITZEN are true german words.
User avatar #230 to #215 - insertrandomuser (12/03/2012) [-]
BRACHEN is a word

but i love the joke too^^
User avatar #232 to #230 - downside (12/03/2012) [-]
What does it mean?
Ich habs jedenfalls noch nie gehört ^^
#262 to #230 - kidink (12/03/2012) [-]
brachen isnt a word
brachen isnt a word
#294 to #262 - insertrandomuser (12/04/2012) [-]
1.) als Plural von Brache: 
			
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2.) als Präteritum (Vergangenheitsform) von brechen -&gt; sie brachen (von mir aus ins Essen oä.)
1.) als Plural von Brache: You need to login to view this link
2.) als Präteritum (Vergangenheitsform) von brechen -> sie brachen (von mir aus ins Essen oä.)
User avatar #295 to #294 - kidink (12/04/2012) [-]
wie auch immer
#297 to #296 - kidink (12/04/2012) [-]
lets be friends
lets be friends
#299 to #298 - kidink (12/04/2012) [-]
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User avatar #216 to #215 - topperharly (12/03/2012) [-]
i am german too, and that joke is awesome.
User avatar #224 to #215 - lupusmalus (12/03/2012) [-]
hallöchen aus der schweiz ;)
#136 - duntazemebrah (12/03/2012) [-]
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#38 - errydayimshufflin (12/03/2012) [-]
Finally. My first ever story time.    
   
&gt;Be me, German heritage    
&gt;Spend summer working in Berlin    
&gt;			*******		.jpeg    
&gt;apartment with three other people    
&gt;&quot;sex club&quot; down the street    
&gt;partying at Russian disko    
&gt;3 am, tell roommates I'm going to the club    
&gt;Pass table tennis bar, pick up paddle    
&gt;			*************		.jpeg    
&gt;walk up to people in front of club, say I wanna go in    
&gt;bouncer looks me over    
&gt;says in stereotypical accent &quot;you are not vearing enough leathuh&quot;    
&gt;hold up paddle    
&gt;&quot;but I am here for ze spankings&quot;    
&gt;hfw
Finally. My first ever story time.

>Be me, German heritage
>Spend summer working in Berlin
> ******* .jpeg
>apartment with three other people
>"sex club" down the street
>partying at Russian disko
>3 am, tell roommates I'm going to the club
>Pass table tennis bar, pick up paddle
> ************* .jpeg
>walk up to people in front of club, say I wanna go in
>bouncer looks me over
>says in stereotypical accent "you are not vearing enough leathuh"
>hold up paddle
>"but I am here for ze spankings"
>hfw
#88 - thechosentroll (12/03/2012) [-]
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Personally, I like the way german sounds. It's a pain in the ass to learn, though. **** YOUR GENITIV! **** IT IN THE ASS!
#125 to #88 - anon (12/03/2012) [-]
I am german and i dont even like to learn it exactly said no one likes it its ******* crazy and to proof that i am german i write this in german again

Ich bin Deutsch und ich mag es nicht es zu lernen genau gesagt niemand mag es, es ist verdammnt verrückt
#163 to #125 - harrymcfaggot (12/03/2012) [-]
Orthografie und Ausdruck können deine Freunde sein, man muss die beiden nur erstmal richtig kennenlernen.   
   
Saying that nobody likes it is really stupid. I like it very much and i guess most german philologists like it, too.   
I don't know what's wrong with you
Orthografie und Ausdruck können deine Freunde sein, man muss die beiden nur erstmal richtig kennenlernen.

Saying that nobody likes it is really stupid. I like it very much and i guess most german philologists like it, too.
I don't know what's wrong with you
User avatar #93 to #88 - larfang (12/03/2012) [-]
it sounds extremely violent, and it is a bitch to learn. First thing I did when I went to visit friends in the states I shouted "Ich Liebe Dich" they thought I was cussing them out when I only said I love you...
#275 to #93 - thechosentroll (12/03/2012) [-]
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Reminds me of an old post that says "Just go out and tell a random person you love them, because life is beautiful. But shout it out in german, because life's also weird and confusing."
#162 to #93 - anon (12/03/2012) [-]
that's the problem, you shouted it, every language sounds hard and violent IF YOU ******* SHOUT IT!
#71 - Blackdrama (12/03/2012) [-]
It's all about the point of view.   
   
This is a little list of how other languages appear to me and many other germans I know:    
arabian: sounds really aggressive,   
english: sounds cool (with british accent even more)    
american-english: sounds powerfull ,    
french: sounds weak and douchy ,    
dutch:  sounds funny as hell,     
chinese: it's impossible to take it seriously,    
japanese: sounds crazy and overacted.    
   
Of course we don't think our language sounds aggressive, but we know it's very complex and sounds rough. Even if  I speak calm, the words are still like bricks (compared to other languages).   
   
Now please let me know how your impressions of different languages are. That would be very interesting. Please response!
It's all about the point of view.

This is a little list of how other languages appear to me and many other germans I know:
arabian: sounds really aggressive,
english: sounds cool (with british accent even more)
american-english: sounds powerfull ,
french: sounds weak and douchy ,
dutch: sounds funny as hell,
chinese: it's impossible to take it seriously,
japanese: sounds crazy and overacted.

Of course we don't think our language sounds aggressive, but we know it's very complex and sounds rough. Even if I speak calm, the words are still like bricks (compared to other languages).

Now please let me know how your impressions of different languages are. That would be very interesting. Please response!
#250 to #71 - snakefire (12/03/2012) [-]
Russian sounds awesome yet aggressive kinda like a lawnmower that's been modified for battle bot tournaments

Sweedish... god... I cant stop laughing
User avatar #126 to #71 - togelover (12/03/2012) [-]
Norwegian here with my impression of the languages:
Arabian: exotic
British-English: so damn cool
American-English: normal
French: fancy, confusing and beautiful
Dutch: I had German for four years, so it basically sounds like weird German
Chinese: ...round japanese (yeah I know, but that's what it sounds like)
Japanese: SO. DAMN. COOL. (yeah I'm a weeaboo, sue me)
German: strict, but a good kind of strict
User avatar #132 to #126 - exotic (12/03/2012) [-]
I am arabia
#128 to #71 - anon (12/03/2012) [-]
I personally believe that Japanese sounds pretty cool. I also find Arabic is more laid back when you hear it as much as I do. I also think that (S.A.) Spanish sounds a little bit hyperactive.
User avatar #252 to #71 - bulbakip (12/03/2012) [-]
dutch sounds like "woloolololo" with a high pitched accent usually.
User avatar #72 to #71 - dagreatmax (12/03/2012) [-]
i always thought German language sounded awesome.
I'm part German, Ukrainian and American (my grand father lived in NY) but i never learned German :(
User avatar #105 to #72 - OsamaBinLadenz (12/03/2012) [-]
Just took a German class this year. I've never heard anybody yell in German to speak normally... my predictions were correct.
#74 to #72 - adamks (12/03/2012) [-]
Don't learn German. Grammatically its like the most retarded language ever. You have to learn SOOO freaking much unneccesary **** to speak it. And its sounds so bad.
User avatar #81 to #74 - dagreatmax (12/03/2012) [-]
Are you kidding me? German sounds ******* badass.
#82 to #81 - adamks (12/03/2012) [-]
Really doesn't.
#274 to #74 - gladiuss (12/03/2012) [-]
The only other language with even more trash ans slang...is ENGLISH.
#281 to #274 - adamks (12/03/2012) [-]
I don't care too much about the slang. The thing that pisses me off is all the useless grammar you need to know to speak the language properly.
User avatar #110 to #71 - xtrem (12/03/2012) [-]
arabian: no idea
british scotish : sounds cool
american-english: sounds like someone shewing their tongue
french: too fast and nicely pronounced
dutch: sounds funny as hell
chinese: can't hear the differnece between each word even in one sentence
japanese: sounds awesome and expressive
russian: an agressive conversation is pronounced in a calm way until you receive the punch
Indian: very very aggressive
Hebrew : scary with the lot of " Kha" included
User avatar #23 - Spavaloo (12/03/2012) [-]
The German word for butterfly is Schmetterling.

Which, consequently, is also a great name for a pet lizard.
User avatar #135 to #23 - shivaspace (12/03/2012) [-]
What literally would be "Dashling", translated back to english :D

Or is there another translation for the suffix "-ling"?
#229 - datgermanguy (12/03/2012) [-]
I'm german and I approve this post.   
Because it's true.
I'm german and I approve this post.
Because it's true.
#265 to #229 - gladiuss (12/03/2012) [-]
Ich bin aus Silisia.
User avatar #282 to #265 - datgermanguy (12/03/2012) [-]
Meinst du zufällig Schlesien?
User avatar #283 to #282 - gladiuss (12/03/2012) [-]
Meine familie gemischt schlesischen und Native American
User avatar #284 to #283 - datgermanguy (12/03/2012) [-]
My mother's family also comes from Schlesien!
Have never been there, though.
#287 to #229 - CrazyPsycho (12/04/2012) [-]
**CrazyPsycho rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at Women. ** mfw german is the language i want to learn the most...
#288 to #287 - datgermanguy (12/04/2012) [-]
Well, have fun with the dialects.
#78 - berentzen (12/03/2012) [-]
MFW I read the words as a German.
MFW I read the words as a German.
#241 - dubsorilla (12/03/2012) [-]
german isn't an angry language, it's a passionate language.. (of death)
#30 - lulzdealer (12/03/2012) [-]
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On a slightly related note, German is a terrifying language to be yelled at in.
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#43 to #30 - vincernio (12/03/2012) [-]
Its fun to yell at people in German. its more fun when you're complimenting them.
#35 to #30 - cactusupthebutt (12/03/2012) [-]
People on the outside looking in on that scenario would think it was...a gas.
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