germans

>be me, 23
>have girlfriend for 1.5 years
>she's german
>visit her family for first time ever
>ohgodno.jpg
>mfw they start speaking german

I agree. Back in school, when I took German as a language. Every single sentence that I said in German sounded like I was trying to violently stab someone's eyes out with a rusty knife that I just found on the floor.

So far, I have only heard two types of German accents.
The Angry Hitler version, and the Incredibly Homosexual version.
I prefer the second one. It makes everything sound erotic

But..But......I like my language...

Finally. My first ever story time.

>Be me, German heritage
>Spend summer working in Berlin
>fuckyes.jpeg
>apartment with three other people
>"sex club" down the street
>partying at Russian disko
>3 am, tell roommates I'm going to the club
>Pass table tennis bar, pick up paddle
>whythefucknot.jpeg
>walk up to people in front of club, say I wanna go in
>bouncer looks me over
>says in stereotypical accent "you are not vearing enough leathuh"
>hold up paddle
>"but I am here for ze spankings"
>hfw

ACHTUNG!
SPY!

MEINE JIMMIES VERBLEIBEN UNGERÖSTELT.

You should tell someone you love them today cause life is short
You should say it in German cause life is confusing and terrifying

I am german and I love these jokes.

But they don´t even say any german words.
Only KRACH and RITZEN are true german words.

It's all about the point of view.

This is a little list of how other languages appear to me and many other germans I know:
arabian: sounds really aggressive,
english: sounds cool (with british accent even more)
american-english: sounds powerfull ,
french: sounds weak and douchy ,
dutch: sounds funny as hell,
chinese: it's impossible to take it seriously,
japanese: sounds crazy and overacted.

Of course we don't think our language sounds aggressive, but we know it's very complex and sounds rough. Even if I speak calm, the words are still like bricks (compared to other languages).

Now please let me know how your impressions of different languages are. That would be very interesting. Please response!

Personally, I like the way german sounds. It's a pain in the ass to learn, though. FUCK YOUR GENITIV! FUCK IT IN THE ASS!

The German word for butterfly is Schmetterling.

Which, consequently, is also a great name for a pet lizard.

I'm german and I approve this post.
Because it's true.