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**twatmissile rolls 88** the number of times this has been reposted
Me: "Can you tell me your name one more time?"
Them: "Sorry, what?"
Me: "I meant your last name, sorry"
Them: "Why the fuck do you want to know my last name?"
Me: *take sip of water* *start crying while they're staring at me*
Fuck you OP
Them: "Sorry, what?"
Me: "I meant your last name, sorry"
Them: "Why the fuck do you want to know my last name?"
Me: *take sip of water* *start crying while they're staring at me*
Fuck you OP
Life hack tip #11: use a font that doesn't make your readers eyes bleed.
Wipe your ass with you hand to save money on toilet paper
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SonofChuck (12/03/2012) [+]
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>Be giving speech in class
>I'm not doing half bad
>Front row starts whispering to each other and pointing at my feet
>Look down
>"Oh my fuck!"
>My thoguhts are everywhere
>Start drinking water and collecting thoguhts
>More thoguhts falling out of pockets
>"Oh fuck me!"
>Water goes down windpipe
>Coughing makes even more thoguhts fall out of pockets
>Thoguhts fill up the entire classroom
>911 has to be called to get everybody out of the classroom
>End up getting an F on my speech
>MFW
>I'm not doing half bad
>Front row starts whispering to each other and pointing at my feet
>Look down
>"Oh my fuck!"
>My thoguhts are everywhere
>Start drinking water and collecting thoguhts
>More thoguhts falling out of pockets
>"Oh fuck me!"
>Water goes down windpipe
>Coughing makes even more thoguhts fall out of pockets
>Thoguhts fill up the entire classroom
>911 has to be called to get everybody out of the classroom
>End up getting an F on my speech
>MFW
number 1 is the reason why pirates wore patches. when they wanted to go to the lower deck, they just change the patch to the other side
Word of warning though. Nr 5. is not very effective at family reunions
Okay so lets find 49 percent of 19. drop the 1s digit leaving me with 1. multiply it by the 10s digit in the percentage- making it 4. so according to this about half of 19 is 4. okay.
another life hack
if you're tired, drink a cup of coffee then immediately after take a 15 minute nap. The effects of both will hit you at the same time
if you're tired, drink a cup of coffee then immediately after take a 15 minute nap. The effects of both will hit you at the same time
Number seven is wrong, you have to tap the side of the can for it to work
Number seven is bullshit. The only way to make it fizz less is to tap the sides of the can not the top. The bubbles are located on the sides so when you tap it the bubbles will rise to the surface. Tapping the top would just be tapping air.