life hacks and cheats!. . trier () giinthir. stiggy bi) (.. Me: "Can you tell me your name one more time?" Them: "Sorry, what?" Me: "I meant your last name, sorry" Them: "Why the do you
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Had a small DDOS. We're back now after I nulled some IPs.

life hacks and cheats!

trier () giinthir. stiggy bi) (.
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Submitted: 12/02/2012
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User avatar #25 - twatmissile (12/03/2012) [-]
**twatmissile rolls 88** the number of times this has been reposted
User avatar #48 - gammajk (12/03/2012) [-]
Me: "Can you tell me your name one more time?"
Them: "Sorry, what?"
Me: "I meant your last name, sorry"
Them: "Why the **** do you want to know my last name?"
Me: *take sip of water* *start crying while they're staring at me*
**** you OP
User avatar #30 - reusabletampon (12/03/2012) [-]
Life hack tip #11: use a font that doesn't make your readers eyes bleed.
User avatar #68 - Soilwork (12/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Wipe your ass with you hand to save money on toilet paper
#50 - SonofChuck (12/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>Be giving speech in class
>I'm not doing half bad
>Front row starts whispering to each other and pointing at my feet
>Look down
>"Oh my **** !"
>My thoguhts are everywhere
>Start drinking water and collecting thoguhts
>More thoguhts falling out of pockets
>"Oh **** me!"
>Water goes down windpipe
>Coughing makes even more thoguhts fall out of pockets
>Thoguhts fill up the entire classroom
>911 has to be called to get everybody out of the classroom
>End up getting an F on my speech
#16 - poisonivyleague (12/03/2012) [-]
1. "when closing a light"
User avatar #40 - churrundo (12/03/2012) [+] (3 replies)
number 1 is the reason why pirates wore patches. when they wanted to go to the lower deck, they just change the patch to the other side
#45 - Fallenurc (12/03/2012) [-]
Number 10 didn't work...
User avatar #1 - truckusmode (12/02/2012) [-]
#2.... Look at their noes?

#73 - wazzup (12/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Your instructions weren't clear enough OP. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan.
Your instructions weren't clear enough OP. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan.
User avatar #79 to #73 - mcderfenschmirt (12/03/2012) [-]
This comment was funny the first time, the second time, maybe even the 7th time. But by the 758th time it's just plain boring.
User avatar #71 - mooghens (12/03/2012) [-]
Word of warning though. Nr 5. is not very effective at family reunions
User avatar #67 - mechanichore (12/03/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Okay so lets find 49 percent of 19. drop the 1s digit leaving me with 1. multiply it by the 10s digit in the percentage- making it 4. so according to this about half of 19 is 4. okay.
User avatar #39 - iamthou (12/03/2012) [-]
another life hack

if you're tired, drink a cup of coffee then immediately after take a 15 minute nap. The effects of both will hit you at the same time
User avatar #63 - steswethesecond (12/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Number seven is wrong, you have to tap the side of the can for it to work
User avatar #58 - kubrick (12/03/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Is there an easier way to change every period from font 12 to 14 than doing them one by one? That **** would take forever on a 40 page paper.
User avatar #74 to #58 - secondtimearound (12/03/2012) [-]
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think in Microsoft Word, you can use select all and change all the selected items at once.
#36 - themops (12/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#2 doesn't work. Tried it while talking to a 7/10 once. She noticed I was staring at her nose and that made the situation twice as awkward as it could have been.
User avatar #37 to #36 - ahoybokchoy (12/03/2012) [-]
I think they meant staring at the space in between their eyes. That seems to work better.
User avatar #15 - Humlefaen ONLINE (12/03/2012) [-]
11. Don't use a dark font to a dark background.
User avatar #2 - stijnybe (12/02/2012) [+] (3 replies)
7 is not true...
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