D.I.Y.

Spongebob, I...

I prefer the abrasive side

and no glove

So many ways to make a sex toy for men at home,while women can just stick stuff in their vagina, no assembly required.

coming on here reminds me how normal i am

>Put sponges backwards
>Green side against dick
>Start bleeding
>Use blood as lubricant
>MFW

Hmmm, I must have misread the instructions. Somehow I got a sponge stuck up my ass

Will that really keep my sponges dry?

Make sure to use the yellow side, I messed up and it hurts...

**marek rolled a random image posted in comment #54 at Fuck ** Instructions weren't clear enough, my dick is stuck.

I tried this cuz I was kinda curious and it turns out it's the worst invention ever your dick cant even get in because the glove causes an airtight seal around the cup that traps all the air in, and when you do get it in it's the tightest most uncomfortable feeling ever.

0/10 would not attempt to bang ever again .

> lose the glove
> turn sponges around
> have a good fap

i followed all the intructions but i have my dick stuck in a ceiling fan

Reminded me of this.

>mfw no plastic gloves in house

614 thumbs, 122 favorites. a little over 1/6 people that saw this favorited this for later use. that's pretty fucking amusing.

Pro mode: Use rough side of sponge instead.
Hardcore mode: Steel wool.

I found one in my brother's room today. I screamed and locked my door, before washing my hands until they bled