inb4 angry christians

let me start by saying i don't really go for the whole organized religion thing. I have however read a good amount of the bible and attended a few different church services for a few different religions before i came to this opinion. With that said the way i understand things is that the devil isn't really punishing you god is punishing you by sending you to hell with the devil who gets off on torturing silly fucks like us who are destined to go there if we are in wrong, not that i think we are.