Titles.. . Anonymous ) 03: 09 Replies: :: ::% 2x41453943 One time I perpetrated a reality glitch on my . its in college bus stopthat takes harte the building is
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Anonymous ) 03: 09 Replies: :: ::% 2x41453943
One time I perpetrated a reality glitch on my .
its in college
bus stopthat takes harte the building is in. [It' s a big college.)
gets en bus.
4 start sprinting towards a bike I had placed hours earlier at a bike rack.
behind me as I ride away, bus doesn' t leave until about 30 seconds alter I take off.
it to the building (1 mile hem where I started)
lock bike up and go just inside the doorway ofthe building.
bus approaching.
Must happen to run into
eBay hey, what' s up?
is visibly shaken, and asks how I got here.
4 explain that I had to use the building' s computer lab underclass and wasjust leaving.
says she wasjust talking to me 3 minutes age.
4 just rell my eyes, chuckle and walk away.
Laater learn she had a panic attack and threw up in the bathroom.
4 haven' t told huhwhat really happened to this day.
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User avatar #35 - fuckthepolice (12/02/2012) [+] (8 replies)
I'm SO doing this. Now all I need is a girlfriend.
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#11 to #8 - maddboiy (12/02/2012) [-]
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#3 - MuahahaOfLore (12/02/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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ask your parents to pretend you have a twin brother

she never knows if you are you ever again
#114 - nicholashovis (12/02/2012) [+] (15 replies)
That deserves an award.
That deserves an award.
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#71 - waffies ONLINE (12/02/2012) [+] (6 replies)
My friend pulled a different version of this off. She was in a different state and i was due to pick her up at the local train station in a week. I was texting her about how excited i was to see her and so forth, when she came bursting through by door shouting "AAAAUGH TELEPORT!" and fell on the floor at the foot of my bed.

Took me hours to figure out she'd gotten an earlier train ticket :/
User avatar #334 - audioclave (12/03/2012) [+] (20 replies)
**audioclave rolls 5** 5.
#43 - draezeth (12/02/2012) [+] (38 replies)
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#1 - bobindun (12/02/2012) [-]
That was good had to read it twice
That was good had to read it twice
#92 - boxdweller (12/02/2012) [-]
User avatar #164 - blindkungfumaster (12/02/2012) [+] (12 replies)
**blindkungfumaster rolls 22** He who rolls the dubs, often finds the dubs roll him!
#151 - lolzordz (12/02/2012) [-]
> have a black rasta friend
> tell him that since we've become such close friends i figure i'd let him in on the big secret
>make him swear he wont tell a soul, not his mum, not anyone.
>tell him white people are actually aliens who came in from out of space about 800 years ago
>tell him to actually think about it, flying machines, microwaves, bluetooth etc... all in fact alien ****
>he starts to see 'the truth'
>starts seeing it a bit too much and i feel sorry for him, tell him its a joke
>he only thinks im covering up the truth now
>mfw he still believes white people are aliens for about 2 years now
#103 - grimmwaters ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
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#62 - arrisarrad (12/02/2012) [-]
Her face when.
#117 - OrionPax (12/02/2012) [+] (3 replies)
MFW glitch
MFW glitch
User avatar #93 - spanny (12/02/2012) [-]
to make it more believable i would change my shirt or some crap if i had time
#53 - jlamb (12/02/2012) [-]
Her Face When
Her Face When
#86 - alucardshellhound (12/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#95 - atangytaco (12/02/2012) [-]
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User avatar #494 - pickstar (12/03/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Holy **** , never reached #1 stop before. Thank you, funnyjunk :D <3
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