Just being neighborly

I was expecting a twist at the end with rape or something...

This post and copypastas of it can even be seen in the foolz archives and their responses were rather well compared to what's typical of the boards they were posted on.

I was waiting for it to get weird and it never did.

I read this in his voice.....

This is funnier if you're familiar with the mentalities of a couple boards on 4chan the internet.

It's scary how... normal he is.

Credit xkcd at least.

What movie is this from?

Step Brothers

Thanks.

Source?

It's a really creepy documentary called Jesus Camp.

Thanks bro.
Here have a green thumb

You know...I have no idea. I wish I knew too, my bad. Heres another one of my favorite GIFs though.

That is a bitchin gif.

Why thank you mi amigo :)

This is mine

Mind if I...save?

Go ahead

That is a myth.

That's not true.

Google it.

Yeah, he was a marine and a good one at that. So he got his bad ass tats to prove it, but kids are to young to handle that level of awesome, so he is Mr. Rogers in a sweater

http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/mrrogers.asp

Mr. Rogers was amazing enough, even without a military record or tattoos. Not sure why this myth persists despite absolutely no evidence to support it.

THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN
OF ULTIMATE DESTINY
GOOD GUYS
BAD GUYS
AND EXPLOSIONS
AS FAR THE EYE CAN SEE
AND ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE
I WONDER WHO HE WILL BE
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN
OF ULTIMATE DESTINY

ANGELS SANG OUT IN IMMACULATE CHORUS
DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS DESCENDED CHUCK NORRIS
WHO DELIVERED A KICK WHICH COULD SHATTER BONES
INTO THE CROTCH OF INDIANA JONES

who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head inbetween his thighs

THEN GANDALF THE GREY AND GANDALF THE WHITE
THE MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL'S BLACK KNIGHT
AND BENILO MUSSOLINI AND THE BLUE MEANIE
AND COWBOY CURTIS AND JAMBI THE GENIE
ROBOCOP TERMINATOR CAPTAIN KIRK AND DARTH VADER
LO PAN SUPER MAN EVERY SINGLE POWER RANGER
BILL S PRESTON AND THEADORE LOGAN
SPOCK THE ROCK DOC OCK AND HULK HOGAN
ALL CAME OUT OF NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST
AND THEY KICKED CHUCK NORRIS IN HIS COWBOY ASS

and the battle raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

I'm guessing no niggers live there?

you are right, we ran out of watermelons ages ago, that greedy bitch and her melon fetish. FML

I find this too god damned sexy...