*sigh*
Atheism: the idea that nothing ever happened ever and then nothing happened and suddenly everything exploded and the dust made planets and dinosaurs and the dinosaurs turned into people.

These aren't fair at all.

Well, and I'm not trying to be a douche, the picture explodingponies posted is, at least, partly true. Christians actually believe the jist of what the picture said, but in a less ridiculous word choice.

Atheism is simply the belief that no deity or high being exists. An atheist, as long as he/she doesn't believe in a god, can believe dinosaurs turned into watermelons through nuclear fission.

The post isn't really fair though, you're right. I was just pointing out how your joke, which was funny, isn't the same as explodingponies. We've all got to learn to laugh at ourselves.

I get what you're saying. I was just stereotyping a pretty well-publicized belief so everybody'd know what I'm talking about. I'm a deist myself, so I'm allowed to believe that unicorns created the world if I so please.

Have a happy gif

This picture has been so overused it makes me hate anyone who uses it more than douche-nigger atheists, and I'm an atheist.

GOD DAMN IT

Wow! You totally changed my opinion with one fucking picture! I'm going to renounce my faith now!

You have to admit though, "cosmic [Jew] zombie" is pretty damn funny.

Yeah, it's pretty clever. It's just the intent that annoys me.

To be fair, when rephrased the right way, you can make anything sound ridiculous.

Because everything is ridiculous

This nigga right here. Knows his shit