How to pass a test

This will help me so much on those English tests.

OCD kicking in
Why did they put the top row in backwards?

Or you could fucking study and quit being a little faggot

totally not suspicious with a bright screen reflecting off your face

Oh no I don't see a flaw in that one, not at all... Except the fact that using calculator on biology test does rise suspicion doesn't it? Actually you can't use your calculator anywhere besides math and physics (And maybe few more classes depending on which school/college you're in)...

Not to mention that professors are not mentally retarded and that thing is obvious, if you only take one look at it... You've wasted a good calculator for that shit? You stupid fuck.

Yeah... I'm pretty sure there are almost no situations where this would be useful.
So you've got a math test, use a regular fucking calculator.
You've got a test for anything else, everyone questions why the fuck you're using a calculator. Cover blown.

>Turn on calculator.
>Shows the time.

Have English test?
Take out calculator.

Casio Calculator: $20
Iphone: $300
Getting caught cheating in class like a dumb shit, and kicked out of College: Priceless.
For everything else there's Mastercard.

If I saw one of my students doing that I'd let them finish the test think they got away with it then fail them.

or use the effort you put into cheating to actually study and become educated so you are useful to society. (unlike the rest of modern teenagers)

Why the FUCK would you want to ruin a perfectly good Casio calculator by putting a shit phone into it?

...then my teacher asked me why I need a calculator in English class.

Great idea, I tried it at school once. Destroyed my calculator for it and when I ask my teacher if we can use a calculator, she told me: "This is an English class, boy!" MFW

>having a 9Gag App on your phone

Let me just pull out a FUCKING CALCULATOR during a vocabulary test.

....NOOOOOOO we need an app

Or you just learn the fucking things..

dat 9gag app
dem pixels

Yeah, I heard of this awesome trick where you spend a whole week before the text studying, it works 100% of the time!