True secret to be 116 or older is not to. Source: www.wtfacts.org/ (like you can't read that). H ltteer" GNI. Y UNI PERSUN IN “WI BII. I. IOH Amid, [WE In UH .
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True secret to be 116 or older is not to

Source: www.wtfacts.org/ (like you can't read that)

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User avatar #6 - nockae (12/02/2012) [+] (8 replies)
So there are 3 and a half people who are 116?
#58 - extremezone (12/02/2012) [+] (3 replies)
All I want is to become 69.    
   
MFW the entire year
All I want is to become 69.

MFW the entire year
#16 - chofy (12/02/2012) [+] (7 replies)
The human lifespan is getting longer. So people that were born 116 years ago have a shorter lifespan than people that were born recently. Scientists believe that someone who will reach the age of 150 has already been born.
#20 - Gedziuzzz (12/02/2012) [+] (9 replies)
Actually one of my biggest fears is getting really old. That's is like the worst thing ever, you become a clueless, weak old person and everyone is avoiding you...Your family only visits you because they will feel like it's their duty, but really all they will want is to leave faster and do their own thing. Being old is the worst thing ever in my eyes. There might be happy old people, but never had a chance to meet one.
User avatar #28 - defeats (12/02/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Aging to 116 years old is the world's ******** power...
To be quite honest, unless I'm fit, have loads of awesome grandchildren and I don't suffer from any ****** diseases or conditions, I wouldn't mind living to about 90, but 116 is too long, at 116 you have about a 80% chance that even your own children will all be dead, and a 100% chance that all of your friends from youth are dead...
User avatar #46 - oglemokk (12/02/2012) [+] (20 replies)
However scientists have calculated that the first person to hit 150 years has already been born...

Let's hope it's me.
User avatar #10 - xgeneration (12/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Bull **** , I remember that there was this woman who was 117 few years ago back in Vietnam, and some Chinese person that have about the same age.
#11 to #10 - sreggin (12/02/2012) [-]
u now know 3 people in a world of 7 billion, do the math ********
User avatar #12 - AeroChic (12/02/2012) [-]
I don't think I'd want to live to be older than 116.
User avatar #2 - monkeyyninja (12/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Maybe by today's statistics. Through genetics and conventional healthcare advancement, I doubt this generation will be mortal at all (such a shame)
#4 to #2 - Demitorn (12/02/2012) [-]
The **** they put in our food and water i think we are gunna die earlier
User avatar #5 - rbrim (12/02/2012) [-]
Why in the world would you want that, though? You'd be decrepit and barely able to care for yourself if you lived to be that old. Hell, living past 70 seems like a nightmare in most cases unless you've been a physical fitness nut your whole life.
User avatar #63 - wolverinebamf (12/02/2012) [-]
That's based on the past, with medicine in the future, we have no idea how old we could live to be. I just want to live to be 105, so I could live in 3 centuries.
#83 - OsamaBinLadenz (12/02/2012) [-]
116 years old? Too mainstream. Try 261 years old.
#77 - creosote (12/02/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I want to die at, say, 65? Maybe a little way into my 70s would be okay, but after that and your body would be total crap in every way.
#82 to #80 - creosote (12/02/2012) [-]
My grandpa was a strong old man. He got both of his knees replaced and had major back surgery when he was in his 80s and kept on chugging along. He refused to use a wheelchair pretty much whenever possible after those surgeries. However, earlier this year, he was in his mid 90s, my grandmother died, as did his dog, so he had nothing to live for and died a miserable old man. He died maybe 5 months after she did, which is typical of old men. Old women can usually keep on chugging along after a spouse dies, however. See, he was a strong old man who loved life, but once his wife died, he had nothing left. I don't want to end up like that. And he did not die peacefully in his sleep, either.
My grandpa was a strong old man. He got both of his knees replaced and had major back surgery when he was in his 80s and kept on chugging along. He refused to use a wheelchair pretty much whenever possible after those surgeries. However, earlier this year, he was in his mid 90s, my grandmother died, as did his dog, so he had nothing to live for and died a miserable old man. He died maybe 5 months after she did, which is typical of old men. Old women can usually keep on chugging along after a spouse dies, however. See, he was a strong old man who loved life, but once his wife died, he had nothing left. I don't want to end up like that. And he did not die peacefully in his sleep, either.
User avatar #26 - thegrohltroll (12/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I don't want to live that long
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User avatar #25 - dustykeyboard (12/02/2012) [-]
My grandfather is 93 and his sister is 100 his other siblings also got to the age of 90-100
User avatar #19 - cinematicbrix (12/02/2012) [+] (4 replies)
No, statistics say that the human who will become over 140 years is already born, and that life expectancies are rising.
#99 to #19 - pigglywiggly (12/03/2012) [-]
U BOTH JUST DON'T GET IT~~ DO U ~~Watchers right again Bee lie again, so son will see u .. / done with the CUM OF WHORES CUNTY DI / WHICH JAIL / WITCH STATE/ GOT SO COM PLICATED$$ PPL DRAGGED DOWN/\ YIKES EXCEPT HER WHOLE FAMILY/ SMIKING LADY ALSO DAUGHTER/ me happee/ know PEACE. DECLARE FJ ~~ NOPE. SO MANY NAMES HUH? TRUTH/ PASSWORDS RAT GAVE ALL UP BRIT OH THE FILES HAHA CHASE FRIENDS. MERRRY XMAS I TRIED SHE LIES LIES U ANSWER/ PISSING US OFF ****** $$ QUEEN
#3 - anonymous (12/02/2012) [-]
and they will all be white
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