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#140 to #58
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pleasureabledino (12/02/2012) [-] 
Say hello the the Sydney Funnel Web. It has Darth Vader-esque armour, chases motherfuckers for no other reason than to fuck your shit up, has fangs that will go through a leather work boot, loves to hide in houses, in places like....oh I dunno....your shoes, and has extremely toxic venom, that starts fucking your body about 30 seconds after getting bitten. This cunt is Death Incarnate. Its found on the majority of the east coast of Australia, where most of our population live.
Oh, and it can swim. So not even diving into the ocean and paddling 2km out to sea will help you. You're fucked.
Oh, and it can swim. So not even diving into the ocean and paddling 2km out to sea will help you. You're fucked.
#180 to #68
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kevinweeks (12/02/2012) [-] WARNING: SCIENCE AHEAD
While my cousin was working on her PhD, she was helping with research on the cannibalism of water spiders native to Maryland (Dolomedes, or the fishing spider.) Turns out, spiders eat each other just to show how badass they are. If there's less of their normal diet, they're less likely to eat other spiders. But if they're well fed, and some other spider shows up on their turf? They will eat the FUCK out of that spider. Just to claim territory.
While my cousin was working on her PhD, she was helping with research on the cannibalism of water spiders native to Maryland (Dolomedes, or the fishing spider.) Turns out, spiders eat each other just to show how badass they are. If there's less of their normal diet, they're less likely to eat other spiders. But if they're well fed, and some other spider shows up on their turf? They will eat the FUCK out of that spider. Just to claim territory.
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kevinweeks (12/02/2012) [-] The Diving Bell Spider weaves a web to trap air, and will swim fairly deep underwater. Incredibly deep, if we take into account their size.
