Subway Bukkake Special

now you know what to get her for christmas

Your dad has done his duty as a man, you should follow suit and do the same.

are you telling him to bone his mother?

Yeah, I don't see what he had to be ashamed about.

Behind the scenes - His dad was disapointed because he remembered what his mom once said after a couple fight several years ago: "OK! I'm gonna buy bateries to get the pleasure you never gave me!"

Pic related.

Sorry, but I don't frequent that faggot-ridden site

That was just scary ;-;

made me lol

dude wtf

Nice set of hooters you got there.

it's "boo-kah-keh". It's a Japanese word haha

here's a somehow related image because Japanese girl

It's more like book-kah-keh.

It's double k so yeah.

I think it's "boo-ka-kay". Could be wrong, though. That's the way I say it.

Boo!-Cake?

i say boo-cock-kee

it's when you get cummed on by a group of guys, and by the time they've finished, you'd look like a snowman without the carrot or buttons. or anything at all except for the snow.
basically a snowman with no features.

You start by taking a **** on a girls face then you have you and your friends come on her face. then you **** her throat til she pukes and then u take all the fluids and use it as anal lube. when you're done suck the fluids out of her ass and make out with her then **** her sister in a kiddy pool full of the fluids.

Hurk

I-I... feel s-sick..

What's that picture from?

It's Hanako, from the virtual novel Katawa Shoujo.

Thank you. I downloaded Katawa Shoujo, but I don't know what software I'm supposed to open torrents with.

Back in character, then.

W-Well, to "open" a t-torrent file, you have to get a b-bitorrent...
"utorrent"
C-copy that i-into the b-browser line, and a-add ".com" t-to it, all without the q-quotes..

D-download that, I can't r-remember if you have to i-install. Using this will a-allow you to download the bittorrent file, a-as the thing you downloaded is n-nothing more than a l-link for the bittorrent to use for d-downloading the file...

B-Be careful with bittorrents, you can download v-very nasty viruses w-with them. The Katawa Shoujo d-download is completely safe, however, and s-so is using the program.


D-Do you know what K-Katawa Shoujo is?

Yes from what I've heard it's a visual novel.
I mean back in character "hhhyyyaaaaaa!"

Well, in all honesty, I'm going to go ******* insane if I have to explain Katawa Shoujo while adding into account Hanako's innate introvert streak.


So, on a completely OOC basis, you DO know that it is very, very highly controversial? I just want to warn you of this before you go blaming me, but Katawa Shoujo is considered a romance visual novel at best, an eroge at worst. There are sex scenes, and all of the girls have a physical disability.

Don't get me wrong, it is by far some of the best writing you will see, ever, in a visual novel, but there are people who are very, VERY highly offended by the very essence of what they consider to be "Cripple porn", though there are only about 2 sex scenes to a girl. That's about like, 5 minutes of **** compared to 7 hours of story.


I must be rambling here, but please don't be scared off by what I say. Katawa Shoujo is a very, very heart-warming visual novel, and some scenes will have you want to start crying uncontrollably, throw your keyboard across the room, and give all of your money to charity all at the same time. I can say without a single doubt, it is the best visual novel I have read, and probably my favorite piece of media of all time, past all of my favorite movies, books, and animes.

Ma'am I've seen some a lot of **** on the internet. I think I can probably handle Katawa Shoujo.

Well, then have fun.

I recommend to do Hanako's route last. Or at least, do her route after Emi.

Doing Emi's route after Hanako's is what gets people the bad Hanako ending. The message is different, but the way to tread around the girls in both routes are similar, and Emi makes it much more clear than Hanako does.

Trust me, you don't want to get the Hanako bad ending your first go. After I finished the game, I went through her bad ending and felt horrible. Like a puppy killer.

Also, avoid spoilers on the internet, and don't expect Rin to be able to explain things.

On that last cryptic message, I wish you luck.

Yes I am, thank you anon.

Anon just got more thumbs than you....

That's gotta suck.

you're obviously a dumbass who knows absolutely nothing about anything

It's not quite all that. o.o

Yeah I just copied it from urban dictionary :P

No it's not.
It's glorious!

Yeah, even worse when a bunch a dudes jizz in a cup and the girl drinks it.

Same. I'm glad I had the foresight to use incognito

Welp.