Give this man a medal. found on stumble upon. Allied/ Fastah. - 12 Mame 2005 Jon Wacker Store Manager Kmart stem 4855 Summit Ridge, Rena, NV, 395% Mrs. Fenton 3
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Allied/ Fastah. -
12 Mame 2005
Jon Wacker
Store Manager
Kmart stem 4855
Summit Ridge, Rena, NV, 395%
Mrs. Fenton
35 Rasmussen Street
Park, Reno, NV, 89503
Dear Mrs. Fenton,
During the preceding 6 months cur security staff has been monitoring yew husbands activities while in cur mere. The
list Elm details his die mes, all of which have been verified by our surveillance cameras and we have retained copies
intake.
We have repeatedly given your husband verbal warnings while he ls in this stem and he has subsequently ignored
them. He replied ta these warning with rudeness and the response "while the wits chaps here I will cc me here tee“. We
are therefore famed to ban you, yew husband and your family hem this stem.
The follwing list were your husbands activates in this store ever the past six months.
June 15: Tuck at boxes of sends me and randomly put them in peoples was when they werent tacking.
July 2: Set all the alarm chicks in He use wares ta m eff at intervals.
July T: Made a trail of juice en the issuing to the rest seems.
July 19: Walked up an employee and told tier in an official tone, ‘Dede it in house wares and watched what
happened.
August its Went ta the Service Desk and asked m put a bag cf Muir' s en .
September : Mated a ‘Damien - WET FLOOR' sign ta a carpeted area.
September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told ether shoppers has invite the in if they' ll bring pillows.
September 23: if any staff were him ems he begins to cry and asks, ‘Why can' t you peeps just leave me "
Richer It Looked right into the security camera; used it a miner, and picked his mes.
IO: White in the gun department asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
December 3: Started around the stem ioudby humming the "Mission Impossable" theme.
December it In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna Leek‘ using diffs rent size m nosies.
December 15: Hide in a clothing rack and when people brow's through, ''PKY; ME!" ‘FISH. MEI"
December 21: When an nascent came ever the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal positron and screams "NO!
NO! We these whee agel n!"
December 23: Went inthe fitting mum, shut the decreed waited atheis', then , very hwy, ‘There is iciest
pamprin tiers!
John F. Walker
Store
Kmart same 4855 Store Phone, UTE!
SUMMIT RIDGE. RENO, NV. 89503 Pharmacy Throne: UTE)
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User avatar #4 - anonrandom (12/01/2012) [-]
Word for word reprinting of the "list of things o do in wallmart". Seems legit
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User avatar #11 to #10 - icedmantwo (12/01/2012) [-]
murica **** yeah
#6 - chucknorrisninja (12/01/2012) [-]
**chucknorrisninja rolled a random image posted in comment #1781959 at MLP Brony Board **  `MURICA
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User avatar #1 - cowinspace (11/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
It may be a repost but this is still hilarious and we should all aspire to match or exceed these glorious feats.
#12 - FlameBreaker (12/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
1) Obviously not an official letter as there are grammar mistakes and missing letters everywhere.
2)This is the exact same things in a list of things to do in walmart.
User avatar #15 to #12 - cowinspace (12/01/2012) [-]
1) Having worked in retail I know of several company notices produced by bosses on six figure paychecks that have had worse.

2) This is where the list came from, If I remember correctly it was five or six years ago that this appeared.
User avatar #16 - Crusader ONLINE (12/01/2012) [-]
I remember when this was in the list "25 things to do at Wal-Mart"
User avatar #14 - Lambda (12/01/2012) [-]
Oh man, I remember this. Back in Yellow Funnyjunk this held the top spot on the front page for a solid couple weeks (for the front page worked differently back then) with a 5-star rating.
Classic FJ, and it still hasn't gotten old.
User avatar #13 - mothersmilk (12/01/2012) [-]
MAYBE THE LIST OF THINGS TO DO IN WALMART CAME FROM THIS LETTER
User avatar #9 - thekingofwubs (12/01/2012) [-]
This is Bookmarked on my computer
User avatar #8 - tankeruber (12/01/2012) [-]
That was actually funny.
User avatar #5 - johnconnorone (12/01/2012) [-]
so many spelling errors...
User avatar #3 - RealStrangeSteve (12/01/2012) [-]
took a few hours, but finally laughed at something on FJ. pretty sure its a repost, but hilarious none the less.
#2 - bluwizard (12/01/2012) [-]
My hero.
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