Sneaky Buffalo

Or roam in Prof. Oak's field.

OP here mfw when my uncle own over 300

well op your uncle is truly a manly man.

about 5 years ago he got gourde my one had to get about 100 stitches

at least he didnt get melon

And he didn't develope a phobia of them. Yes Abercrombienbitch, op's uncle is a manly man

By god this righteous man might be the fellow to kill a bull in a stadium with his bare hands. But not a bison.

You have no face?

that's bullshit

How about you shut the fuck up and let me do my job...

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Magic School Bus, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the internet, and I have over 300 confirmed puns. I am trained in gorilla meme's and I’m the top joker in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with puns the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Mexicans across the USA and your lawn is being cut incorrectly and at odd angles right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call easy living. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can make over seven hundred puns, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in psychology, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Mexican Association and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable house off the street, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

that's bullshit

yeah you need a little break

What do you mean balls...
The good spot is deep in the ass

Why else?

meaning of the universe?

that's actually quite possible.

you sir get a thumb fort hat reference

?

Blind as fuck

I dont think thats the joke

I know, i just thought i'd try something