Against?. . Ten Reasons Against Gay Marriage Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditi
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Ten Reasons Against Gay Marriage
Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like
eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
Gay marriage will encourage people to he gay, in the same way that hanging
around tall people will make you tall.
Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour.
People may even with to marry their pets because til dug has legal standing
and can sign a marriage contract.
Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn' t changed at all;
women are still property, blacks still can' t marry whites, and divorce is still
illegal,
Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the
sanctity of Brittany Spears' marriage would
be destroyed.
Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples,
infertile couples, and old people shouldn' t be allowed to marry because our
orphanages aren' t full yet; and the world needs more children.
Obvio usly gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only
raise straight children,
Gay marriage is not supported by religion. in a ours, the values
of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That' s why we have
only one religion in America,
Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home.
That' s why we as a society single parents to raise children.
IO. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society: we could never adapt to
new social nouns. lust like we haven' t adapted to cars, the
economy. or longer life spans.
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Submitted: 11/30/2012
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User avatar #1 - dementedllama (11/30/2012) [-]
Satire
#2 - youxbarstard (11/30/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I know this is a joke but if I ever meet anyone that looks at life like this then I might finally lose my **** and start killing that person.
User avatar #4 - brightbabe (12/01/2012) [-]
so. much. sarcasm lol
hilarious post, i had to keep reading to realize it was a joke
User avatar #8 - dipshitz (12/16/2012) [-]
I don't support gay marriage

inb4 red thumbs
opinion
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