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Submitted: 11/30/2012
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User avatar #1 - moshthun (11/30/2012) [+] (4 replies)
What? Make ******* play blackjack with you? Tell them that if you win they will not commit abortus?

After you had sex she leaves, you go to your daily job as always.

Then after a couple of months someone rings your bell. A pregnant woman. She seems familiar. "Hey, it's me. Please let me in." You do so.

She tells you the story of her life, eventually ending up with how you ****** her and impregnated her. She cannot make anymore money.

You tell her to stay put, you will be coming back in maybe half an hour.
You go to the nearest jewelist and get a ring, you go back and propose to her.

She accepts.

You marry couple of months later. On the marriage the woman starts screaming of agony. An ambulance is called, and she is taken to the hospital. She is giving birth.

Then an idea forms in your mind. You take the wedding papers and join your future wife at the hospital, there you make her sign the papers just as the baby is coming out.

You made a family. With blackjack and ******* .
#6 - masterofpuppetz (12/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#3 - nightwhisperer (12/01/2012) [-]
i just love bender references.... It makes my heart all happy and **** c:
#2 - kevintoday (11/30/2012) [+] (8 replies)
just like a man. he didn't hesitate to explain his problem to another person instead of complaining about it and not explaining it ever. its the little things that make me proud to be male.
#5 - memvar (12/01/2012) [+] (4 replies)
mfw my name is paul
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