Opposite day

this?

The "Phantom menace effect"

you mean the chitauri effect

What would you destroy to shut all of the Catholics down?

oh I don't know, totally not the pope though. or anything in the vatican.

The vatican

BRILLIANT!

I'm going to hell for laughing at this.

I laughed way to hard at this.

oh god my sides

Well I'm going to hell.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I havent had this good of a laugh in a very long time

Religion or not, some people shouldn't be pilots.

Imagine how funny it would be though. I think I'll try to convince the next suicidal person posting on /b/ to do it.

There are so many circumstances where it's okay, nay, necessary to kill someone.

I don't kill anyone!

kus u a puss

wat

I'm just trying to act tough.

"YOU WANNA PIECE OF THIS?!?"

Yes

Im too tired to think of anything clever to say

lucky for both of us

See look, I can't even reply to the right comment

Well, that deescalated quickly.

Lolololololol

Posting as anonymous.

Also, hate on Jews then. They ACTUALLY believe that, the Muslims just have some brainwashing going on by the Talibs, which are ACTUALLY part of 'Merica.

you are a very rare breed found on funny junk
respect for that

Thank you very much.

There are many good people here on Funnyjunk, but some of them have gone into hiding, unfortunately.

Also, I love that gif.

Why did you have to name Breivik in this?

Breivik is considered a terrorist. It was just to show that terrorism isn't solely linked to muslims, but it's an international phenomenon, unfortunately.

Everyone knows that
You do know that this post was a joke, right?

Yup. The last line in my post should have made that clear, or so I thought.

I just enjoy pointing things out. If it bothers you, feel free to thumb it down.

Well if I said I didn't care I would be lying since I took the time to reply
Though it doesn't really bother me much, it just seems weird for me, that someone has to point out the obvious
Ok if you point out the very obvious every time, it's gonna bother me

Because he did something note worthy by eliminating over-bearing liberal faggots such as insanefreak.

I will not accept you sand filled reality you goat fucking goyim.

As long as I live in Denmark and as long as we have Dansk Folkeparti I shoul be safe

Too bad that butt hurt brown guy wasn't on the island when he shot it up.

Is it snowing there?

A little
Not much yet
More will come later, I've been told

And yea, he should've been there

I'm being thumbed down yet you are agreeing with me and getting thumbed up?

FJ LOGIC

"One mans terrorist is another mans freedom fighter"


Terrorism isn't linked to psycopaths, but to faith in whatever you think is best.

True, in a way, but then again, it strongly depends on your own point of view on the matter.

that exactly what he said

dat butthurt

/thread

Not really. It's funnyjunk after all. I just like to make posts containing a moral essence from time to time. Something Disney taught me as a child. Always try to put in a moral message.

Or something along those lines.

buuuuuuthuuuuuuuurt

Sure lad. Whatever you say. Just make sure you have a nice day.

You too :3

I hope you aren't serious about this. European armies went to Jerusalem and the surrounding regions, and often they pillaged their way towards it. They attacked a lot of times, while the present muslim forces fought back. For them and for Byzantium, they were pure territorial wars, just like with England and France. The fact that the rest of Europe suddenly hopped on the bandwagon wasn't to 'defend', and I do believe that Israel isn't a part of Europe on any map.

I believe you're mixing up with the reconquista in Spain (where the Moors, who shared the peninsula with Christians, were winning, until they tried to invade France, where they suffered a crushing defeat), or with the Ottoman Empire.

It's similar to what most great military minds did though. Someone is a genius, expands his kingdom, empire, republic, and keeps winning. Then he dies, everything falls apart, and people get revenge.
Alexander the Great, Napoleon, Caesar (Julius), ...

The Crusades however, where launched by the Pope, aimed at conquering the Middle East and the holy cities. It was unrelated to defending the European countries. A good example of how Europeans didn't care about their neighbours was shown during the invasion of the Mongols. They were mostly at war with each other, so having good neighbours was something that was highly unlikely in the medieval Europe.

You are right, Charlemagne's defeat of the advancing moors was way before the christian crusades started. Back then, Byzantium was still in control of Anatolia and had territorial wars with the turks and arabs.

The Arabs did have their own version of crusades though. North Africa wasn't always Arabic and Islamic.

No forgiveness for the sacking of Constantinople during the fourth crusade, shit was bad.

Maybe the Ottoman's, not the reconquista. Anyway, Crusades were not beautiful, no war is, and horrible things were done on both sides, as well as evil or corrupt people on both sides.

It's Wiz Khalifa faggot!

CONSPIRACY!

Hate to burst your bubble but comment #135 did it too... meh, have a thumb anyway

WAIT

#135
#351

WHAT

HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED

Damn it I knew I should go through the pages sometimes.

**shatt rolled a random image posted in comment #131 at Facebook (1) ** i would go for it if some fucktard blew up shit in my country

I wouldn't, not all Muslims are terrorists.

**shatt rolled a random image posted in comment #106 at Wind Surfing ** didnt think about that, but if they blew up a religious idol in my country it is only just i would blow up something on theirs, depending on what they blew up, this is just my point of view

Well the Saudi Arabian government did nothing so why murder hundreds of people and destroy their most sacred religious idol?

yes but im not saying i would blow up that certain idol, as i mentioned depending on the port of the attack i would blow up something of the same level

If you ever get a job that relates to the government, i'm leaving the country.

this is the internet, like im ever going to the government

Whatever brah

America'sFW

mfw just racist ass americans and not the entire country.

oh so you can be racist and its okay? because I see one person posting not an entire nation. I'm just sayin'.

how was i racist? mentioning "america" in the comment kinda implies that that's what you wanted to state.

Muslims aren't a race.

no what i meant was that people who are already racist have to tendency to also dislike muslims.

Most muslims claim to dislike anybody who doesn't believe in Islam.

Don't bother dealing with Jihadist Joe here. He fails to realize just how ignorant he truly is.

i believe that is a "racist" stereotype.

MFW you're Muslim.

that's not cool man.

mfw




Me too bro

so we agree

I don't think whoever made your sentence, quite understand how to English.

this ^

But many people probably wouldn't have gotten the joke if it was just a random building in afghanistan.

I don't think WTC is someone's worship place

>roughly 3,000 people die in a cold-blooded attack by a selectively small group of muslim extremists
>Let's commit a genocide against a mass of people, only loosely related by religious label, in retaliation
>Logic

with pretty good reason, to be fair.

Yeah, They would declare war on every white person in the world hahaha