Barney, master of distractions. . Lie to me right now. Okay, I have a spaceship. What kind of fuel powers your spaceship? Okay. I don' t have a spaceship. No! S Barney master of distractions Lie to me right now Okay I have a spaceship What kind fuel powers your spaceship? don' t No! S
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Lie to me right now.
Okay, I have a spaceship.
What kind of fuel powers your spaceship?
Okay. I don' t have a spaceship.
No! Stand your ground! ll someone questions vrtu. distract
them Yam the original lie with more lies.
Here, let me demonstrate.
I own a pony.
Ask me a question.
Okay, what color is your pony?
Well, when I my got Dandelion. she was a deep, chestful
brown. but, sadly. her smile is located new a chemical
plant, which the water.
so over lime. she' s turned a sickly. color
imnotthere' s naming (hat the in: can do to mi her.
My God! I' m... That' s horrible.
ls Dandelion going to be okay?
Okay. All right. Huh, you are good!
Dandelion' s not even sick, is she?
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #7 - Thevaultboy
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(11/30/2012) [-]
Every single school year, there'd always be some strange girl obsessed with horses in my classes.
#25 to #7 - incavis
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I have one, she has a hunchback and draws horses EVERYWHERE.
User avatar #8 to #7 - anonymousattorney
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And here you are, on Funnyjunk...yet you call that girl strange...
#9 to #8 - Thevaultboy
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User avatar #11 to #9 - ThePrototank
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Thats one for my collection, thank you
#27 to #9 - baloonwalrus
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#18 - aludin
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Mfw Dandelion
#1 - spanny
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But no, really, what happens to Dandelion.
User avatar #44 to #1 - brobafett
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TLDR> She's a furfag
#3 to #1 - ohhitheree
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(11/30/2012) [-]
The bitch in your picture sat on Dandelion. The horse broke her back and died shortly after.
#16 - crazymachete
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#21 to #16 - kennyroks
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actually i believe it is
#28 to #16 - datguypauls
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(12/01/2012) [-]
get over your problems kid
nobody cares
User avatar #31 to #28 - thepandaking
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why is this thumbed down. Nobody should care. I hate it when people point it out, of course it is, but it's funny and people who haven't seen it, should, because it might make them laugh.

not to get all explainy on everyone, but still...
#23 to #16 - durpson
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#10 - KiesterKicker
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#2 - anon id: f41c68bf
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I never really thought about, but if he can't lie nor detect when others lie, how much of a **** lawyer must he be?
#5 to #2 - anon id: 6fc98cb1
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the whole series doesn't make much sense

wouldn't be a big problem if it wouldn't take itself so ******* serious
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#29 to #4 - wlflvr
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By sometimes.... do you mean..... EVERY ******* TIME!?!??!
User avatar #32 to #29 - saxtasticnick
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More often than not, Adventure Time episodes seem like the products of severe acid trips. So no, Adventure Time doesn't always make sense. Anyone else remember the knife storm?
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User avatar #24 - thetick
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Totally thought that was a picture on the wall that was circled due to a joke...goodbye 6 minutes of my life.
#39 - skinless
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#15 - generalkolo
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#43 - SamsesfourQ
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this will come in handy
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