Barney, master of distractions
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Lie to me right now.
Okay, I have a spaceship.
What kind of fuel powers your spaceship?
Okay. I don' t have a spaceship.
No! Stand your ground! ll someone questions vrtu. distract
them Yam the original lie with more lies.
Here, let me demonstrate.
I own a pony.
Ask me a question.
Okay, what color is your pony?
Well, when I my got Dandelion. she was a deep, chestful
brown. but, sadly. her smile is located new a chemical
plant, which the water.
so over lime. she' s turned a sickly. color
imnotthere' s naming (hat the in: can do to mi her.
My God! I' m... That' s horrible.
ls Dandelion going to be okay?
Okay. All right. Huh, you are good!
Dandelion' s not even sick, is she?