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Why not try an book? . .
I Page always loads,
I DEM Free.
Immune to viruses.
with all ,
I and drop resistant -13- Head;
threw that swam was the watt,
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Submitted: 11/30/2012
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#3 - jlamb (11/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Is it really worth the risk?
User avatar #43 - boomdady (11/30/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Can't watch porn on it
#51 - choelzler (11/30/2012) [-]
"Never lose your data"
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User avatar #72 - pukingrainbows (12/01/2012) [+] (7 replies)
-burns easily
-takes up absurd amounts of space
-more than three of them can get heavy
-deteriorates from exposure to atmosphere
-doesn't work in the dark without cumbersome addons
-can't do anything other than read one book on it, have to buy another for different stories
-no wifi, have to go outside to get another
-resizing text for older people? **** that
-can't copy and duplicate
-no ctrl+f function
#32 - icefried (11/30/2012) [+] (6 replies)
>no battery, which means no battery life.   
>Unless it's ripped.   
>Unless you are at a library.   
>unless you burn it/soak it/cut it..   
>could contain anthrax   
>not for the blind, they require special books, and if you got no hands you're 						******					.   
>pages are missing now, it's all crumpled and i killed a goat.
>no battery, which means no battery life.
>Unless it's ripped.
>Unless you are at a library.
>unless you burn it/soak it/cut it..
>could contain anthrax
>not for the blind, they require special books, and if you got no hands you're ****** .
>pages are missing now, it's all crumpled and i killed a goat.
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User avatar #11 - jurto (11/30/2012) [+] (5 replies)
It is not retroiluminated.
Biggest ones can only storage around 4 GB (assuming it has 10.000 pages with 500 kb of data each, because of photos, et caétera...)
No 3G nor wifi.
Can't play video nor sound.
Some are still monochrome.
'Never loses your data'. Yeah, get it wet.
Not copy/paste function.
Can miss the page, because page markers mess in your handbag.
'page always loads'. If you get it wet once, it is possibly going to skip the **** out of it.
Yeah, I really enjoy books. But I like audio-books better. I still love being read when going to sleep.
#79 - apronboobsface (12/01/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I love the smell of books.
I love the smell of books.
#33 - robeandwizardhat (11/30/2012) [-]
All hands you say?
User avatar #105 - axry (12/01/2012) [-]
I read that last sentence in Cave Johnson's voice.
#93 - ainise (12/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Books don't last infinitely. Ignoring for a second nothing lasts to infinity, books biodegrade relatively fast to plastic. Pages aren't always legible, myriads of things can do that... Books can be restricted - think back to being a teenager and trying to buy a porno mag. A fire has something to say about your "never loses your data". I can't read a ******* brail book - not compatible with me! Can't read Korean either.

You act like the spine can't break from too much vibration, or throwing it hard enough.

Tldr: Op is gay.
#101 to #93 - julpiter (12/01/2012) [-]
you're being "that guy"
User avatar #24 - demonfish (11/30/2012) [-]
Ever try burning a book to another book?
#21 - ximz (11/30/2012) [-]
The manual wasn't very clear and then this happend...
#13 - SILENCEnight (11/30/2012) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #126 at Just some art ** yeah but can it play league of legends? i think not
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#25 - javajunkie (11/30/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I so ******* hate posts like these about ebooks and books. The reason I got a tablet is mostly for reading - READING OF BOOKS I FIND FOR FREE! I got about 100+ books on my Nexus 7 which I held on my PC before I got the Nexus. Those books were never available in my town, and I am talking mostly about newer stuff, as well as some books I can't find in my local library. Plus, I have to pay for a new book, or pay a rent. And plus think about when I have to return it. This way, I just go to Google and type in the name of the book I want to read , "pdf" and it is there. Or, maybe, I use The Pirate Bay, but that's not as often. So yes, theoretically, I have as many books as I can fit on my 16GB Nexus 7 (smaller amount of memory is usable) - for free (hail the laws of my country, piracy isn't prohibited).

**** your "oh paper is so awesome" stuff. If you don't like the display, good, there are people like you - and they developed amazing devices and screens for reading. For example, Kindle PaperWhite which offers a different type of screen, aimed for reading. Plus it has superb battery life. And since most of the time your book stays there on the table, so does your tablet/ereader. So charge it when it is that time. The smell of old paper? Whatever, sniff an old book from time to time.
#20 - arkem (11/30/2012) [-]
All hands and eyes huh...
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