'Cause they make you look like a gay stripper.

i can think of one person who gets to wear one

Leather vests are terrible unless you're a fat biker with a really long gray beard.

Holy shit that's a lot of thumbs down. And in any case, I intend to be.

I'm sort of fat, I've got a beard, I've got a bike, and I've got a vest. Now I juist have to wait...

Have fun trying to join a biker gang then.
They don't take kindly to people who don't seem to fit in with them.

What makes you think I wouldn't?

The real question is, what make you think you would?

enough beer.