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Bob the builder.

Bob the builder.. I'm bad with titles. File: KB, 220x309, Creation/ / ide/ jpg) 33 Cl Anonymous (ID: ) 11/ 29/ 12( Thu) 1 SEEDS So here' s the deal; its God wit

I'm bad with titles

File: KB, 220x309, Creation/ / ide/ jpg)
33 Cl Anonymous (ID: ) 11/ 29/ 12( Thu) 1 SEEDS
So here' s the deal;
its God
with offaly in Heaven
Universe
Waatch it explode
Fireworks ************
years later
Omniverse makes all these tiny balls of ****
ofthem have people and **** anthem
start to reason with eachother and ****
Awrite them the Bible fer the ml:
Peeople I was serious and write three different versions of it
all hate eachother
wat do ml?
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#8 - eshaythewolf (11/30/2012) [-]
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
#144 to #8 - hamderp (12/01/2012) [-]
Are you using google chrome??
#75 to #8 - pabloenis (11/30/2012) [-]
The IT show!!!
i love you
#28 to #8 - lordcommandersnow (11/30/2012) [-]
Here you go friend
#9 to #8 - eshaythewolf (11/30/2012) [-]
I accidently my gif..
I accidently my gif..
User avatar #44 to #9 - brittanyjpg (11/30/2012) [-]
it's okay because I love sherlock.
#12 to #8 - nucularwar (11/30/2012) [-]
just once
User avatar #149 to #12 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (12/01/2012) [-]
And it'll happen again soon.
#35 - jedisquirrel (11/30/2012) [-]
pretty much sums up the world
User avatar #20 - zakvanloocke (11/30/2012) [-]
Reset it to Wumbo. Should be fine after that.
#1 - mahjimmiesarusslin (11/30/2012) [-]
I love the forgotten fact, people will always kill people. Wars will always exist with or without religion. People will always hate one another and envy what they do not have.
Some people just think there is some simple one step solution to peace, But i did get a chuckle
User avatar #43 to #1 - cullenatorguy (11/30/2012) [-]
Well of course, but I guarantee you there'd be less of them. Look at the Israel vs. Palestine conflict. Of course it's over land, but what are some of the excuses used to justify their war? Religion. Look at the ******* middle east. Islam is ******* them all over. 9/11. Hitler felt he was doing god's will. Look at all the hatred of gay people. Slavery was defended with the bible. Rabbis give babies infections which they ultimately die from during the religious ceremony for circumcision. They actually suck the babies' dicks. People vote for leaders based solely on their religious affiliation. Religion teaches people to not use critical thinking. It's harmful to society. There will still be disputes of course, but "faith" won't be an excuse, and people won't sympathize when they realize how dicky a nation or group is that previously claimed to be doing the will of god.
#126 to #43 - onceapiece (12/01/2012) [-]
You're forgetting the fact that, at this point in a society with so much religion, people will start to think that they have no reason for morals. Some people are just like that, and then we would be even worse off, with not only some critical thinking frowned upon, but being destroyed. Cults are far worse than religions
User avatar #128 to #126 - cullenatorguy (12/01/2012) [-]
Religions are just big cults.
Not sure where your comment came from. I was arguing that a nonreligious world would probably have less conflicts.
#131 to #128 - onceapiece (12/01/2012) [-]
No, I am saying that people wouldn't be able to go from religion to non-religion. In addition, the first humans would have needed some incentive to not be a dick, which came from religion, so either way society wouldn't be able to develop. Besides, there are a lot of differences between cults and actual religions, even though they have a lot of similarities as well. 1. You can leave a cult 2. You must get permission to join a cult 3. Cults discourage logical thinking even more than religion.
User avatar #139 to #131 - cullenatorguy (12/01/2012) [-]
I left christianity. Most people go from religion to disbelief who move away from religion. It's very easy.

1. You can leave a religion 2. With most religions, you have to have permission to join it by the leader (baptism or conformation) 3. Not at all. Cults and religions are one in the same. Cults just have a direct leader, religions have many separate leaders (priests, pastors, imams, rabbis)
User avatar #2 to #1 - SnugglyWuggly (11/30/2012) [-]
Not until we invent liquid happiness.
#4 to #2 - selfdenyingbeggar (11/30/2012) [-]
LSD has been some time in existence now, you know?
User avatar #3 to #2 - mahjimmiesarusslin (11/30/2012) [-]
We have liquid happiness, A LOT of different types haha
User avatar #95 to #3 - pokemonstheshiz (11/30/2012) [-]
but they're mostly illegal/ frowned upon
#86 to #1 - danihollywood (11/30/2012) [-]
until the day we discover life on other planets. Then we will unite to kill our common foe....
until the day we discover life on other planets. Then we will unite to kill our common foe....
#59 to #1 - derpycheezenizle (11/30/2012) [-]
Because war......war never changes......
#78 to #59 - trilogical (11/30/2012) [-]
God, i love that line   
Makes all warm inside
God, i love that line
Makes all warm inside
+1
#89 to #78 - itsmypenis **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#146 to #59 - rockamekishiko ONLINE (12/01/2012) [-]
Not until the year 2014 anyways.
#31 to #1 - localcatbarber (11/30/2012) [-]
Cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.
Cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.
User avatar #45 - baditch (11/30/2012) [-]
>Celebrate American independence day
>Create universe
>wat

User avatar #147 to #45 - elcreepo (12/01/2012) [-]
If the multiverse theory holds true, then the Christian God/Allah/Jehovah could have originated in another universe in which the 4th of July and America already existed.

>implying gods exist
#88 - camerel (11/30/2012) [-]
i love how God celebrates an American holiday before America even existed.
User avatar #120 to #88 - screwyouman (11/30/2012) [-]
But wasn't the signing of the decloration of independance some other time ago? Like in August?
User avatar #134 to #120 - mcatheistnuggets (12/01/2012) [-]
no.
User avatar #123 to #88 - diaperfacederp (12/01/2012) [-]
Hipster God
#83 to #70 - enlil (11/30/2012) [-]
"peepee friction pleasure"
User avatar #94 to #70 - mrmcdubley (11/30/2012) [-]
Blackadder the III
User avatar #115 to #94 - lorddotcom (11/30/2012) [-]
Such a great series.
#107 to #70 - skinless (11/30/2012) [-]
"rooty rooty point-and-shooty"
"rooty rooty point-and-shooty"
#85 - haxorman (11/30/2012) [-]
#74 to #68 - prozmbieeater (11/30/2012) [-]
Bible fight!
Bible fight!
User avatar #64 - Crusader (11/30/2012) [-]
Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
User avatar #77 to #64 - messerauditore ONLINE (11/30/2012) [-]
that's coming up on the 21st.
#84 to #77 - pigglywiggly (11/30/2012) [-]
First day of winter/ queens waiting!! Bar fight watchers tell me last minute when ppl are in place.. like last fight. fun.. travel..
+15
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#138 - obliviousman ONLINE (12/01/2012) [-]
I know we're god's chosen people, but... Once in a while... Couldn't you choose somebody else?
User avatar #143 to #138 - KoeSavant (12/01/2012) [-]
Tradition? Tradition.
User avatar #150 to #143 - emrakul (12/01/2012) [-]
da da daaa duh da daaaa da da da
Tradition!
#87 - bagofmeth (11/30/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #24 - slowyourtroll (11/30/2012) [-]
wait, what did /b/ say?

seriously i cant be the only one who wants to ******* know
User avatar #37 to #24 - cullenatorguy (11/30/2012) [-]
Maybe go on /b/ yourself and read through the religion threads. They're all **** .
User avatar #34 to #24 - deathrinderalta (11/30/2012) [-]
my money's on kill the *******
#11 - holololland ONLINE (11/30/2012) [-]
#22 - hydrogummybear (11/30/2012) [-]
The 4th of July happened after the world was created!
User avatar #41 - vladhellsing (11/30/2012) [-]
Kill yourself.
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