My Bucket List
1. Name my son Thomas Jr. so everyone will assume my name is Thomas.
2. Invent a time machine just so I can go back in time and prevent myself from
inventing it in the first place.
It Shave off my hair, make it into a wig, and wear the wig until my hair grows back.
4. Cheat my way through medical school, then constantly ask people if they' d
want a doctor who cheated their way through medical school.
ii. Get ordinary socks and patent them as "foot gloves".
E. Cut down a forest to create flyers aimed against deforestation.
I Dye my hair gray and complain about how old I' m getting.
8. Discover the cure for every known disease, and tell everyone I did itjust
because it would look good on my resume.
9. Stop at nothing to convince someone they' re invisible.
IO. Write this list on an actual bucket.