he'd either crash at another hippies joint, or camp outside of work.

Agreed, I got a job that is 76KM away, a 1 hour drive when there is barely any traffic, 2 hours during rush hour.

I hate the hippies douchefags that complain about cars... I have picked a very economic friendly car that doesnt use a lot of gas and is good to the environment because of low co2 output.

Whose talking about the environment? The picture talks about money only.

To earn money, you need a job. The person that created those things in the picture thinks that everyone can find their job in their home town, where they live, so they can use the bicycle.

Da fuq? where does it say that? It merely says that using a bicycle helps you lose weight and save money.

I do not think it implies everyone should ditch their car. Merely implying that if you want to save money you could always ride your bike. Of course common sense must be used here and you won't pick up the bike if you have to travel large distances.